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Last week we laughed and laughed at Rick Santorum, who really thinks Pope Francis needs to shut right up about climate science, because the pope, despite having studied chemistry, is not a scientist. Why focus on things like that, when there are more important Poping duties out there, like slut-shaming and telling people to stop being gay? But damn godless liberal Pope Francis, he’s putting out an encyclical on climate change, despite Santorum’s advice to the contrary.

On “Fox News Sunday,” host Chris Wallace did some unexpected journalism in Santorum’s general direction, asking, “I guess the question would be, if he shouldn’t talk about it, should you?” GOOD POINT, CHRIS WALLACE! But Wallace is wrong and dumb because OF COURSE Santorum should talk about it:

Santorum argued that politicians “have to make decision with respect to our public policy that affect American workers.” He added that the pope “can talk about whatever he wants,” but it might not be the best issue for him to “use his moral authority for.”

“He would say he’s protecting the earth,” Wallace replied.

“I would say that that’s important thing to do, but I think there are more pressing problems confronting the earth than climate change,” Santorum said, adding that he is “someone who’s trying to go out there and make sure we have a revitalization in manufacturing and energy production, things to create jobs and opportunities.”

First and foremost, climate change, according to all smart scientists, is happening and humans are causing it, and if we don’t do something about it — assuming it’s not way too late already — then there won’t be any other “pressing problems” to deal with. Santorum will be dead, along with all the other people whose existence the Earth can no longer sustain. So that is a thing to point out.

But we’ve got to wonder what these other “pressing problems” are, which Santorum wishes New Pope would get to addressing, instead of focusing on dumb liberal stuff like climate change. Oh, we know! Here are some priorities, which the Pope would pay attention to if he were good at being Catholic, like Santorum is:

  • New Pope should issue an encyclical on how rape babies are God’s little rapey blessings, that would be a better priority than “saving the planet.”
  • Or maybe he could go door to door and confiscate everybody’s porn, because porn is gross and makes Santorum sad in his Down Theres.
  • Pope Francis needs to make sure he’s not like Old Pope, the one what was in the Hitler Youth, so to keep us from riding a slippery slope of frothy santorum to another Holocaust, he should work to preserve everybody’s God-given right to bash gays, for American freedom.
  • He should make sure all the YMCA showers are Safe Places for abortion-hating kiddies, because apparently there is a problem, in Austin, Texas, of pro-choice kids taking showers at the YMCA and talking about how much they love abortion the whole time.
  • If he’s tired, Pope Francis could take a nap with Santorum’s dead fetus, which he brought home for his family to cuddle with. They might still have it lying around.
  • He should personally visit scowly-faced never-gonna-be-First-Lady Karen Santorum and tell her, by His Holy Decree, that she needs to LOSE THE PHONE NUMBER of her hot abortionist ex-boyfriend, the one what Rick Santorum’s been trying to live up to this whole time.

There. Those would all be better ways for Pope Francis to spend his time. Leave the sciencing to politicians like Santorum, that’s the ticket.

[HuffPo]

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  • exinkwretch

    The other end of the spectrum is covered, but what should be call the shit between Ricky’s ears?

    • Kat Anyperson

      The vacuum of space?

      • MrBlobfish

        I space, no one can hear you derp.

    • Boscoe

      Primordial Santorum precursor?

    • chicken thief

      Nothing.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Osmium enhanced merde.

    • JohnBull

      Two-and-a-Half Men?

  • Kat Anyperson

    “I think there are more pressing problems confronting the earth than climate change”

    That is because you are stupid. There is no Planet B, Rick. Our species might not survive what we’ve already done to the Earth.

  • jesuswasablack

    Icky Sticky can’t win a statewide Ricky!

  • cheetojeebus

    Scientifically speaking, Rick needs to fuck off.

    • Mehmeisterjr

      To be fair, he has already fucked up and fucked off. He just doesn’t seem to be aware of it yet.

      • cheetojeebus

        See, this is why i read Wonkette, for the open scientific discourse.

  • Lizzietish81

    It reminds me of a line in Babylon 5 when a family of Jehovah Witness Aliens wouldn’t let the good but drug abuse prone doctor do a simple operation that would stop their kid from you know, not breathing, saying “There are more important things in life than the next breath”

    At which point I was like, “Well actually no, that’s kind of priority number one in life”

    • Latverian Diplomat

      Unfortunately, Babylon 5 did not have a CPS department to follow through on Dr. Franklin’s intervention.

    • AntiDerpomeme

      I love how your geeky fangurlism floats up from the depths every so often. That I know what you are talking about most of the time, not sure what that says about me…

  • Enfant Terrible

    It’s a day that ends with “y”. How can we refrain from laughing at this man?

    • Duckbudder

      Wild Turkey helps.

  • Villago Delenda Est

    Let’s see. Rih Santorum is calling the Pope bad.

    This automatically means the Pope is good, because Rih Santorum is the fuckup de tutti fuckups.

  • Enfant Terrible

    Here’s to you, Ricky!

  • chicken thief

    “If he’s tired, Pope Francis could take a nap with Santorum’s dead fetus, which he brought home for his family to cuddle with. They might still have it lying around.”

    Of course it’s ‘lying around’ – it’s fucking DEAD.

    • Lizzietish81

      Little taker.

    • janecita

      Who is worse, you for saying it, or me, for thinking that it was hilarious?

      • chicken thief

        Can’t we just claim to be from the Party of Personal Responsibility and blame it on Obama?

        • janecita

          Sounds good to me. BENGHAZI!!!

    • Lot_49

      On the shelf next to Fetus-Jar Bush.

  • janecita

    Fine, don’t listen to the Pope! Listen to the 97% of the scientists that agree that global warming is real!

    • Boscoe

      They’re all bought and paid for by “big Earth”! It’s clearly only the 3% REAL scientific patriots that have the guts to fight for the truth!

      That totally makes sense… right? Hello? Is this thing on? (crickets)

      • SnarkTank

        They’re all bought and paid for by “big Earth”! It’s clearly only the 3% REAL scientific patriots bought and paid for by Rih’s bosses, the Koch brothers that have the guts to fight for the truth!

        FTFY

      • Mehmeisterjr

        What makes the Earth think it’s so important?

  • Joshua Norton

    Are we talking about the same Santorum? who considers himself the most Catholic of Catholics? Because if we talking about the same Santorum shouldn’t he be expecting a call from the Tribunal of the Inquisition to report for a little holy ‘persuasion’ to repent his heretical ways?

    Also. Santorum.

    • PubOption

      The Pope could have Ricky burned at the stake. Ricky might even approve because of all the bundles of faggots that would be consumed at the same time.

    • Latverian Diplomat

      Santorum’s attitude to the Pope is similar to the Japanese militarists attitude toward the Emperor.

      He thinks the Pope should keep his trap shut and concentrate on being a transendant symbol, while his “generals” go about the earthly business of imposing their will on others for his sake.

      • eddi

        That worked out just great. Provided you are into nuked over, burned out wastelands. And no MacArthur to save you.

  • chicken thief

    *shaking head in disbelief* …. yet he lost the nomination to Rmoney…..

  • Viva La Tabula Raza

    “Good heavens Miss Santormoto – you’re beautiful!”

  • Lefty Frizzell

    I’m lost now Rick – are we supposed to be leaving it to the Kochs, the pope, the scientists, or just Rick Santorum?

  • FrenchFriar

    Who would have guessed that one denies science and the other is the Pope.

  • goonemeritus

    My Beloved Church had ways to deal with apostates like this
    in the good-old days.

    • mailman27

      Wasn’t expecting that…

      • eddi

        Nobody does.

  • Rick Hill

    Well, c’mon. Party of values obviously trumps anyone else’s moral authority on all issues. Being wrong is no problem because they aren’t perfect, just forgiven.

  • jviscont1

    fair deal: get the Pope to stay out of secular issues, if politicians (Santorum-R) will stay out of legislating morality.

    • Mavenmaven

      no one would accuse Santorum of being moral.

      • Mehmeisterjr

        True but that never interfered with his desire to legislate the morality of other people.

  • JohnnyZhivago2

    Catholics and their centuries old love affair with Science…..

    • richardgrabman

      Actually, the do… with a few obvious mistakes (Galilleo) along the way, but generally in the last two or three centuries, they’ve had a pretty good batting average.

  • MrBlobfish

    Excommunicate the apostate.

    • Lot_49

      Defenestrate!

  • maman

    Funny, I thought good Catholics were supposed to do as the tells them to do. Not the other way around. That is taking your “Holier than thou” shit to a new level

    • jviscont1

      that conservative respect of authority figures went out the window with that Obama fellow in 2008. and now they are stuck with a Latino pope.

      • calliecallie

        Thanks, Obama.

  • Mavenmaven

    Santorum is revitalizing the energy production business by endlessly manufacturing endless amounts of methane from his gob.

  • kindness

    And Sanitorum is good for what? Messing up clean towels.

  • Lot_49

    F equals G m-one m-two over r-squared. Which one can ‘splain it, Francisco or Riccardo?

    Too hard for Reeky? How about negative b plus or minus the square root of b-squared minus 4ac over 2a?

    F = ma?

    If 1 + 1 = x, what does x equal?

    • AnOuthouse

      the rating on porno films you perv.

    • chicken thief

      Are those 1’s straight ones or they got the ghey?

      ~ Rick

  • VandeGraf

    Rick is a veritable superman. Now he’s out-pontifing the Pope. Please, Conservative Lobby Groups, give Rick some more moneys so he flies away to speechify somewhere very far.

  • chicken thief

    I going to hold off coming to any conclusions until Bobby Jindal weighs in.

    • Duckbudder

      And the Nuge, don’t forget the Nuge.

      • jmk

        Fecal matter incarnate.

      • chicken thief

        Just to show that he is above the google definition of his name, Santorum should only appear in public with The Nuge and Oily Taint.

    • Lot_49

      He’s a biology major!

      • SK

        Major what? Asshole? Bigot? douche-nozzle?

        WHAT?!

  • elpinche

    Rick: “Uuuh, we have to make public policy…”
    Who’s this WE crap? You’re unemployed ,fucko.

  • ThePuckStopsHere

    People, people. Frothy Mix has a point. Nobody died and made this guy Pope,

  • georgiaburning

    All the wacko Protestant groups are taken, so Santorum is going after the Archbishop Lefebvre crowd on the papist side. Of course, that leaves the sedevacantists and that Pope in Kansas available for an even nuttier candidate.

  • elviouslyqueer

    Just so we’re clear, Rick. It’s perfectly okay for people to use religion as an excuse to deny people cakes, flowers, photographs, and pizzas for their weddings, but it’s not at all okay for an actual religious leader to write and say something that will actually help fix the planet.

    • AnOuthouse

      Now you’re getting it.

    • Mehmeisterjr

      It sounds so stupid when you phrase it clearly.

  • Callyson

    Santorum said, adding that he is “someone who’s trying to go out there and make sure we have a revitalization in manufacturing and energy production, things to create jobs and opportunities.”

    Considering that the decline of the steel industry accelerated under your party’s anointed saint Ronnie’s watch, and he did fuck-all to help my hometown (no, I’m not calling it our hometown when you ripped off the taxpayers there), you can take your faux concern and shove it, jagoff…

  • Catstro

    Someone should let the Pope know the definition of santorum. I think he’d get a kick out of it (once someone explains who Rick Santorum is, ’cause Rick’s not even a blip on the Papal radar despite being the best Catholic evar).

  • chicken thief

    In tomorrow’s episode of “The World According to Rick” , Rick lectures the Queen on how royalty should behave. Then he fucks his dog. The end.

  • schmannity

    If Franky The Pope stops talking about climate change, do you think he could weigh in on my car engine noise since CarTalk is only reruns?

    • jmk

      I wish he would. I need to know what the whiny noise is when I make left turns before the car is really warmed up.

      • schmannity

        Your passengers?

        • jmk

          Well it does sound a lot like “why do we need to leave so eaaaaaaaaaarly? Can we stop at Staaaaaaaaaaaarbuuuuuuucks? Why don’t you have any good muuuuuuuuuuuusic in this thing?”

          Seems like I might need to get the offspring tuned.

        • proudgrampa

          I want to die peacefully, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

    • SuspectedDemocrat

      Is your car trouble is a symptom of underlying family drama that the audience might find amusing? Stay on the line, caller. The Pope will be with you shortly.

    • Toomush_Infer

      Only if you remember to do the opposite of whatever he tells you….

    • Mehmeisterjr

      I assume the Popemobile benefits from the services of expert, full-time mechanics. What’s the Latin for “Click and Clack?”

  • RoyalUglyDude

    If Ricky seems a little unsettled, maybe it’s because he knows what’s in store for him in the afterlife:

    • Blank Ron

      I can see this pic becoming popular ’round here.

      • Mehmeisterjr

        It could become shorthand for, “I condemn thee to the agonizing fires of Hell forever and ever (with votes.)”

    • SuspectedDemocrat

      Jesus showed up with a set of solar panels and Tesla battery, but Santorum said no thanks, I’m sure if I hate gays enough this cage will open right up.

    • Mehmeisterjr

      Didn’t the extremely annoying pop singer Melanie have a song about this years ago? Something like:

      ♪ I’ve got a brand new cage to Satan’s fire,
      You’ve got a brand new key. ♫

  • beatbort

    Ah, finally I have found a political compass I can trust. Whatever view Santorum has, I have the exact opposite view. Hey, the first pope in my lifetime (and I’m no spring chicken) who I actually like, and Santorum pisses all over his leg.

    • eddi

      John 23 was a good ‘un. But I was just a Catholic kid back then.

  • AnOuthouse

    “Santorum will be dead, along with all the other people whose existence the Earth can no longer sustain”

    I call straw man. There must be some way that Santorum could be dead without the rest of us being dead too.

    • Something like “suffocated on hot air” or “God filed him in the ‘too stupid’ bin.”

    • stevola

      At least Evan put Santorum first.

  • SnarkOff

    I look forward to Santorum’s debate with the Pope when they run for U.S. President in 2016.

  • Ryan Denniston

    Maybe Santorum could get ordained and found a parish? It seems he’d be happier actually being a moral authority. He’d certainly be out of our lives.

    • Blank Ron

      Does he have young sisters to molest? That might help fast-track him into that sort of job.

      • Steverino247

        Brothers. This is the Catholics we’re talking about.

  • schmannity

    If you don’t like Vatican City Rick, go back to where you came from.

  • chicken thief

    Someone should advise Santorum that you never go full Santorum otherwise you end up with a google search response like ‘santorum’.

  • docterry6973

    I don’t want to leave anything up to Santorum, thanks.

  • Joseph

    Poor Rick is not qualified to even discuss the meta-science that touches either subject. He needs to learn aht he should have learned the last time he tried to pretend to be someone: “Shut up and sit down Rick.”

  • Stephen Dedalus

    Santorum is disgusted by you feeble, mere mortal, Humans. How Dare You People question Lord Santorum’s contempt for the Pope and reality. Don’t you people know that God made SANTORUM FAR superior to you people, he is not to be questioned, he is just a good Christian man with his own ideals and interpretation of Church doctrines that are perfectly aligned with corporate power, pollution, and wars.

  • Bill Slider

    I’m confused, is Rickie running for Pope or President, or just maybe Head Penis?

    • Virginia Dreaming

      AOT, K ;-)

    • BackDoorMan

      President Pope Penis-head would seem to be a job title he could pull off. Anybody looking for one of those?

  • jmk

    So… let me see if I have this right…

    Ricky says “I think there are more pressing problems confronting the earth than climate change,” and then proves it by saying that he’s trying to “make sure we have a revitalization in manufacturing and energy production” to make climate change worse ? That’s ok because it’s for jobs?

    Well I can see why he’d be concerned about jobs…seeing as how he doesn’t have one and won’t be getting one in the foreseeable future.

    • beatbort

      This is what baffles me about all these self-righteous windbags. Are handjobs the only jobs they ever get?

      • jmk

        Of course. Anything less than speaking engagements consisting entirely of rapid, sustained stroking amounts to “persecution.”

  • SK

    Note how the supposed “real news” correspondents like Wallace soft-ball this. First he poses a tame “what do you have to say to your vicious and unfair liberal critics” about non-scientists commenting on science.

    When Sperm-feces pontificates on how the Pope should stick to theology and morals, there is no “So why are you pontificating on theology or morals, Mr. Sperm-feces?”

  • Manhattan123

    We want to impose religion on you when it comes to teh gays and abortion rights, but when it comes to corporate profits the Koch brothers trump Comrade Pope who should mind his own beeswax.

  • SnarkTank

    “Santorum argued that politicians “have to make decision with respect to our public policy that affect American workers.” He added that the pope “can talk about whatever he wants,” but it might not be the best issue for him to “use his moral authority for.”

    Somebody should have mentioned to Rih that, as HEAD OF STATE FOR A FOREIGN NATION, Il Papa qualifies as a politician, too. What a moran…as a former PA resident, I remember being soooo happy we kicked that sonovabitch out of office, by a wide margin. Too late, we realized he took our “Fuck off!” as a sign he should actually run for national office.

    • JohnR

      Frothy is trying to re-brand himself from gay sex, soldiers showering together, man on dog obsessed dick face to working class hero who spent more time in college that over educated, elitist, black guy, President Obama.

      • anniegetyerfun

        What a snob!

      • Jen_Baker_VA

        It does not count as more collage when you fail all your classes and have to take them over

  • JohnR

    Maybe the Bishops will deny communion to Apostates like Santorum who defy the Holy Father’s teachings.

    • Virginia Dreaming

      No, denying communion is reserved for women who divorce their cheating and/or abusive husbands. Like Bill O’Reilly’s ex-wife.

      • Mehmeisterjr

        Cannon law experts, what would be the first step to having her canonized? Yeah, I know you’re supposed to die but couldn’t the Pope make an exception in her case? Nobody in “The Lives of the Saints” ever suffered any torture as severe as the pain of being married to Billo.

  • Toomush_Infer

    I think he’s making a tactical mistake here – church folks are church folks as Odd Father Morris took the side of evangelical mormanees on FUX… Santorum’s people may not appreciate a Pope fight….

  • Steverino247

    “Do you want to see the Pope on the end of a rope? Do you thnk he’s a fool?”

    Who knew Rick Santorum was a Black Sabbath fan?

  • anniegetyerfun

    Well, in terms of immediate problems, you could argue that there are problems that need immediate attention, sure. That does preclude planning on how to address future disasters due to climate change. But American politicians are nothing if not incredibly shortsighted.

  • JustPixelz

    “…there are more pressing problems confronting the earth than climate change…”

    Climate change is driven by overpopulation. To bad Kewl Pope can’t do anything about that.

    • Poly_Ester

      Its only an existential threat. The important question is “will the Cubs finally win the pennant this year.”

      • Virginia Dreaming

        I certainly hope so. [img]http://i.imgur.com/w7yXrP1.jpg[/img]

    • Me not sure

      Like endorsing contraception?

    • “Overpopulation” just means “brown peoples having too many kids”. It’s a racist meme which lets the declining-birth-rate West off the hook.

      • JustPixelz

        Population growth is a byproduct of patriarchy where men demand/force their wives to have more children at least until a boy is born.

  • VirginiaLady

    Perhaps this Armaghetti they want to happen so badly IS the earth drowning? I know god promised and all, but he was drunk at the time.

  • Poly_Ester

    Can you ever be so pervasively stupid that you run out of stupidity and go into stupidity bankruptcy?

    Asking for the GOP Presidential candidates.

    • Dee Andee

      Santorum had the same question once. He’s been trying to find out ever since.

      • vivian

        I think they have overdaft protection

    • artem1s

      At this rate we are in for a global shortage.

  • Charles Cates

    Science is dangerous in the hands of some.

    • eddi

      Can you trust Snopes? …”He graduated as a chemical technician and then chose the path of the priesthood”…
      Full rumor squash: http://www.snopes.com/politics/religion/popechemistry.asp

      Don’t give the enemy ammo.

      • BackDoorMan

        … it should also be noted that this wasn’t something New Pope claimed himself, but rather a media embellishment, unlike say… what Bilious O’Really does. It should be enough that he studied chemistry and was apparently very good at it. Frank is already way ahead of Frothy on that score.

        • eddi

          Very true. But there are 10 year old kids smarter than Sancto Torum.

  • Shouldn’t the Church be burning Santorum at the stake now for sassing the Pope?

    • Me not sure

      That shit burns?

      • There’s only one way to be sure.

        • Me not sure

          TO THE STAKE!

          • sillyclucker

            Put him in a cage held up by a rusty chain.

          • Me not sure

            Hell, yeah!

      • Virginia Dreaming

        Probably, but I bet it smells really bad.

  • Professor Fate

    You can you know, quit the church. Many people have done it. Maybe not for the stupid reasons you would ( the Popes’s positions on Climate Change, Evolution, and Capitalism) but they have done it.

    • RoyalUglyDude

      Quitting the church sounds like kind of Tudory suggestion, coming from a Plantagenet.

      • Professor Fate

        One must move with the times.

        • Biel_ze_Bubba

          Or, if you have the brains of a jellyfish, move with the tides.

          • Querolous

            jellyfish goes in, jellyfish goes out.

    • Mehmeisterjr

      He could join Hutton Gibson’s Traditionalist Catholic Thingamajig. True, he would have a hard time out-cray-craying Hutton and son Mel, so I’m not sure it would appeal to Rick’s prima donna sensibilities.

  • RoyalUglyDude

    Here’s an idea for Ricky: Don’t tell the Pope how to Pope, or scientists how to do science.
    And they won’t try to tell you how to do your job… which is… what, again?

    • Hardly Ideal

      Nothing, right? Nothing outside of being an attorney and presidential caAAAaahahaha! Sorry, can’t say it with a straight face.

  • Virginia Dreaming

    I thought the best part is when Santorum is trying to explain how politicians often have to talk about things they don’t understand, so that is okay, but the Pope who might actually understand how to look at data has no right to talk about data and what it means. It is a regular mobius strip of logic.

    [img]http://i.imgur.com/tDZYJVD.jpg[/img]

    Also Rick, good lawyers and politicians have the intelligence to consult an expert to make sense of topics they don’t really understand. Although nowadays it seems more like politicians just check with their campaign director and pollsters instead of experts on the subject at hand.

    • artem1s

      Most of the GOP grifters candidates seem to be checking in with their Magic 8 Balls rather than actual experts.

      • eddi

        Experts tell you facts as they know them. What people want is facts that comfort them no matter how false.

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      And just like with a Mobius strip, he only sees one side.

  • scariestdemocrat

    Hey… Ricky… I am a scientist and I have lots of friends… and you are still a frothy POS.

    The following page lists the nearly 200 worldwide scientific organizations that hold the position that climate change has been caused by human action.
    http://opr.ca.gov/s_listoforganizations.php

  • azeyote

    now what christian would care what the head of their religion would say?

  • Jinmichigan

    According to the religious teaching I remember, the Pope is infallible. Seems frothy is on some very thin ice here.

    • Jen_Baker_VA

      think vatican II did away with the entire infallible thing, but there is still the whatsoever you hold true upon earth thing that all good Catholics should be cleaving to.

      • nmmagyar

        VII didn’t do away with infallibility completely – the pope is now only always right when it comes to church doctrine – which his encyclical about climate change falls under. So Santorum needs to be dick-slapped by New Pope.

        • Solipsister

          Pretty sure the Climate Encyclical is not considered by the Vatican to be an infallible declaration. Willing to be corrected, of course.

          • Biel_ze_Bubba

            NIt’s not infallible, it’s merely right.

          • Solipsister

            Agree 100%.
            Just had to get pedantic on the Infallibility thing–the only two of which, ironically are about the Virgin Mary being Immaculately Conceived and later Assumed. True story ;)

      • Solipsister

        Nah, they kept it. Pope’s only infallible when he speaks ex cathedra, on matters of faith and morals. That’s only happened something like twice in the last century or so. Of course, dude has enough so-called moral authority just by being Pope that plenty of weirdo Catholics think every word he speaks is infallible.

    • richardgrabman

      You remember wrong. Infallibility is only in matters of faith and morals…the last time (rather, the only time) the infallibility clause was invoked was in the 1870s,

      • Jinmichigan

        I don’t doubt you. Still pretty stupid for frothy to attack the Pope for any reason. Probably does bother the RWNJs but moderates have to think he’s wrong.

  • elpinche

    Religious nutcase thinks he can now cherry pick popes.

  • elpinche

    Religious nutcase thinks he can now cherry pick popes.

  • MC

    The Pope doesn’t listen to you, Rick. In fact, the only thing he probably knows about you is that you’re one of the many, many occupants of the Republican clown car.
    And the wide majority of scientists agree that global warming is, indeed, man-made, but don’t let facts get in the way of your pandering.

  • mosjef

    I notice Rick has touched up his hair color for the big upcoming disappointment. Needs more froth.

  • LoveSW_Prequels

    Probably best to focus on colonizing another planet at this point.

  • Biel_ze_Bubba

    Santorum argued that politicians “have to make decision with respect to our public policy that affect American workers.”

    Yes, and they should decide based on goddamned reality, you flaming asshole.

  • ibwilliamsi

    Gee, Rick, maybe since you should be making decisions regarding climate change YOU could get some advice from REAL scientists!

  • Enfant Terrible

    Man up, Ricky! The only reason you are pushing the anti-global-warming line is that your money men tell you to. You’re just as much of a whore as… as… Jeff Gannon! Can’t say that about New Pope, can we?

  • anniegetyerfun

    Rick has apparently been taking make-up tips from Michelle Duggar.

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