Here is a "fun" picture from your friendly neighborhood Walmart, which shows the real reason for the season: Santa cracking down on crimers and thugs! Notice his North Pole penguin (because "magic") with the radar gun. If you are a white crimer, you will get a speeding ticket. If you are a black crimer -- but obviously we repeat ourself -- then G_d only knows what will happen to you. Before you leave for work today, please kiss your mama and your wife.
Everybody, let's be careful out there.
Photo by me.
Walmart Knows The Reason For The Season: Santa Cops!
Nothing says Christmas like a North Pole cop. Where's his gun?
Penguin Lives Matter.