Look, I don't know why I've got a crush on Eric Cantor. I just do. He's handsome, and Jewish, and Southern, and I'm so on board for all of this. He's got a wife and kids, and I'm not trying to mess with that or anything. I just fantasize about seeing him wearing a spangly sparkly outfit, waltzing around a dance floor in high-heeled shoes with a woman 25 years his junior. Is that so wrong? READ MORE ON HNTP...
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Kickstarter ... Wait, No, Change.org Petition To Get Eric Cantor On Dancing With The Stars
Instead of doing the monkey, he could introduce America to The Weasel.
Gillooly the fucker!!!
What? Wrong sport? :P