What a glorious day it's been over at Happy Nice Time People ! Here's a simple rundown of the magic we've enacted.
We took Pretty Ricky Perry to school for his comments comparing homosexuality to alcoholism .
We fell in love with hockeysports .
We recalled a hilariously dirty Eric Cantor non-scandal from a few years back.
We had very Sapphic feelings towards Cindy Crawford as she writhed about in a George Michael video.
We watched the Internet freak out over a photo of a lady breastfeeding her baby.
We told a lady to go to the dentist .
We got an email about proposing with a fortune cookie .
We received a naked hockey picture from a new fan.
We watched Jon Stewart discuss Eric Cantor's loss to Da Brat.
We gave you some Lindsay Lohan sideboob , which James Franco has never touched, probably.
Rick Perry Thinks Alcoholism Is Gay In Today's Happy Links!
Oh, Rick Perry - if you want to avoid saying stupid things in public, you have GOT to remember to wear the glasses.
He is really on a roll this week. Keep talking.