Talking brunette Ken doll Rick Perry said something great the other day: "I may have the genetic coding that I’m inclined to be an alcoholic, but I have the desire not to do that, and I look at the homosexual issue the same way.” To put his remarks in context, context does not matter when you say a thing like this . But it occurs to me that maybe Rick Perry is just confused and going through a phase, and needs the light of Happy Nice Time People to show him The Way. Therefore, I've put together a quick primer for Rick Perry on how the glorious pageant that is homosexuality is actually very different from the tragic disease that is alcoholism.
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you are so right soros!
a liberals WORST nightmare!
do not make it happen skygod!
do not make it happen!
As they age, people get smile-lines around their eyes from smiling all the time, and laugh lines around the corners of their mouths from laughing all the time.
What sort of extended time in what kind of position explains those two lines on your upper lip, Governor Suckaholic?