Last night on the Colbert Report, Stephen Colbert did us the great service of telling us all about Jake Rush, who is running against Ted Yoho in the 2014 GOP primary. Jake hits all the right tea party notes -- he's for "traditional" marriage and repealing Obamacare and he's a vampire.
Yes, Rush loves him some live action role playing, or LARPing, which makes it sound even dumber. And when he does that super-adult event, he likes to pretend he is Chazz Darling, vampire. As a vampire, it looks like he's had some neat things to say over the years while Vamp LARPing.
Has anyone bothered to tell him that "True Blood" isn't a reality show?
See. The Tea Party is big tent. First witches, then vampires. Who will be the first werewolf candidate?