Look at us going all sportsball! It's a new vertical synergized avenue of thought leader growth, mainly because there are many sports-related things that bring the funny and/or stupid. Today, we have lobbyist Jack Burkman floating a bill to ban gays from the NFL because that is the most pressing political issue of the day.
Why is Burkman so concerned about homosexuals like Michael Sam rampaging their way through the delicate locker rooms of the NFL? Showers, duh.
"We are losing our decency as a nation,” Burkman said in a statement. "Imagine your son being forced to shower with a gay man. That’s a horrifying prospect for every mom in the country. What in the world has this nation come to?”
Hero Lobbyist Drafting Legislation To Protect Delicate NFL Showers From Scary Gays
Dude was sticking his hand in another&#039;s backdoor, without consent, while they were all piled up and scrambling for the pigskin. Sorry for any confusion. I loved your theory, btw. It <i>is</i> yours, right?
He and his firm will surely be shunned by courageous legislators of all political stripes - those heroes finally emboldened by their righteous disgust, choosing their duty to country over all that campaign cash.