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Glenn Beck Previews New Leonardo DiCaprio Flick, Gives It Zero Stars Before It Actually Exists

only The Fountainhead got this many stars
Glenn Beck is a Wonkette fan favorite for political genius, but sometimes Glenn also goes all showbiz critic and shares with us his thoughts and feels on upcoming movies. It’s like Roger Ebert, except petulant and with no soul.

So my secret-boyfriend-even-though-I-am-a-ghey Leonardo DiCaprio is set to produce and star in a movie that does not totally hate on Woodrow Wilson. This is the root of all evil, according to Glenn Beck, who would go back in time and murder Woodrow Wilson before he could kill again, or would impeach him, or something. Also, too, he will impeach Obama because otherwise people will decide Obama is in the Top 5 presidents ever.

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