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Photoshop: the computer equivalent of drawing on a Pee-Chee folderWe told you about John McCain’s dumb town hall — it included a dude with marshmallows, which we guess is a better town hall prop than an AK, or a brick. But what we did not tell you, because we did not know it, is that John McCain thinks it is time for you to get hiiiiiiiiigh. Some dude tweeted it, so it is totally true:

McCain: “Maybe we should legalize. We’re certainly moving that way as far as marijuana is concerned. I respect the will of the people”

Might this sexplain some Things?

Like, might it sexplain why John McCain wanted a war but then it was not enough war so they made it more war just for him but then he said thank you for giving me this war, TIME TO IMPEACH?

Well, it sexplains that logic better than anything else does.


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