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The diversity of America inevitably means that each region or city responds to tragic events in unique ways. In New York after 9/11, the Yankees and Mets introduced “God Bless America” to the seventh inning stretch. New Orleans residents integrated their feelings of abandonment and despair regarding the government’s response to Katrina into satirical floats during Mardi Gras and Krewe du Vieux. Many expect the residents of Boston to look to their sports teams as a source of relief, but this prediction is premature. Rather Bostonians are turning to the moist and musty embraces of strangers on the internet. Coming together (literally) as a community, one anonymous hook up at a time.

While many celebrated the collective spirit of the city and their use of technology in finding temporary housing for beleaguered out of town runners, others were quietly upping the generosity quotient by offering their fellow men and women safe places to bust a nut.

Hard pulsing creampie – m4w – 27 (Boston):

I’m real and love creampies. You should too. Put a spelled out number in the subject so I know your real. Boston Marathon explosions happened today :(

Cute SWM in Allston looking for woman over 40 for fun tonight – m4w – 25 (Allston)

A sad day with the marathon bombing and all, but looked to brighten my night up a bit. It’s around 10 PM now and I will be free all night and probably up for a while looking for a woman over 40 who is free tonight and wants to hang out. I’m 25, but very mature for my age, own my own condo in Allston, drive as well. I’m a masters student, I’m 6 feet tall, and can trade pics via email. I’m DD free and single

Huge cock fun! – m4w – 25 (Alewife)

looking for a girl who has the night off and is not too far from my specified location. Picture is attached (NOTE: OH INDEED IT IS). Yes that is me. Reply with pic and get a pic back. Into just about anything but females ONLY. Let me know what you’re into and put “Marathon” in the heading so I know you’re real. (hopefully this proves im real – the marathon was today, and ended tragically)

Care to celebrate life with me today? – m4w – 45 (Lowell/Billerica area)

Disturbed and not sure how to process or react to news of the incidents at the Boston Marathon today. Just want human contact, celebrate life in the face of it. Looking for making out and touching. If that’s what happens, great. If the chemistry or the moment feel right and things go further, well, awesome.

Ladies can you take care of this? – m4w (Merrimack Valley)

m4w m4ww… If you want to bring another gf to help that’s fine too. Send age,location and pics and I’ll send a face pic in return. Just girls no men I’m straight. All e-mails without the subject Bruins or no pic attachment go right to the spam folder then trash. Thanks and to show I’m real some scumbags had explosions go off at the Boston marathon.

But as wonderful as all of these individuals are, we have to give a special shout out to this couple from Revere who are singlehandedly showing the rest of the country that no goddamned terrorists are going to change the wonderfully eclectic community of Revere one bit. REVERE WILL ALWAYS BE REVERE.

Couple available this sad day in Boston – mw4m – 25 (Revere)

Couple here, seeing what’s out there tonight. We are real, sad day in Boston today during the Marathon. We get a ton of email but just getting stats and in some cases pictures but no one telling us what sets them apart. Why should we pay for a sitter to come see you?

Preference for hypnotists, massage therapists or BBC. You need to be open to letting hubby take photo of you with wife. Photos are for our own enjoyment only and will never be posted anywhere. She is a bigger girl so if you’re not into that, don’t email.

GOD BLESS BOSTON AND GOD BLESS THE AMERICAN LIBIDO.

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