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Doktor Zoom Is the pseudonym of Marty Kelley, who lives in Boise, Idaho. He acquired his nym from a fan of Silver-Age comics after being differently punctual to too many meetings. He is not a medical doctor, although he has a real PhD (in Rhetoric and Composition).

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  • Wile E. Quixote

    I'll say it again. I think that the NFL ought to do some outreach by sending 20 or 30 of its larger and blacker players to meet with these individuals and discuss racial tolerance with them.