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Why Are You Not Partying With Your Editirx In Glamorous Los Angeles, Right Now?

Will her friend Clint Eastwood show up? MAAAAYYYYYBEPEOPLE! We just heard from your Editrix, who is at her party at Busby’s East! This is at 5364 Wilshire Blvd., in Los Angeles, as if you don’t know. (323) 525-2615 is the phone number. Anyway she is “making new friends” which based on past antics might have wacky consequences. So go join her, for fun! She is the pretty one, above! Just show up and make an introduction! They’ll be fun! And we think there’s free beer? Don’t quote us on this. (Go ahead and quote us.) There will be no better place to be when Barry wins (or loses!) then with fellow Wonketteers. Do it!

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Josh was born and raised in Buffalo, New York, leaving him with a love of chicken wings and a tendency to say “pop”. He taught ancient Greek and Roman history to undergraduates before fleeing from academia in terror; worked for a failed San Francisco dot-com that neglected to supply him with stock options or an Aeron chair; lived in Berlin, where he mostly ate Indian and Ethiopian food; finished in third place on his sole Jeopardy! appearance (the correct answer was “Golda Meir”); and was named 2007 Blogger of the Year by The Week, for obvious reasons. Josh is the creator/editor of COMICS CURMUDGEON (which you should read) and does geeky editing and writing about geeky things such as "the Java programming industry for JavaWorld." He lives in Baltimore with his wife Amber and his cat Hoagie.

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118 comments

  1. noodlesalad

    Because I'm in Jakarta, partying with Obama's secret parents. Oops, I probably shouldn't have said that yet.

    Edit: I actually am in Indonesia right now. People are happy.

  2. Blueb4sinrise

    Every time I give an Az. update, there's a new thread!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Why are you stifling FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDUUUUUUUU

  3. SexySmurf

    Polls close in the Soviet of Warshington! Smoke 'em if you got them. And by "'em" I mean both blunts and gay penises cause they both now legal!!!

  4. Lucidamente1

    I think I speak for everyone here when I say that even when lit by underground parking garage fluorescents, our Editrix is way hawt.

  5. SayItWithWookies

    I may not be drinking with you, but I started earlier, so I'm a few drinks ahead, that's why. Also, I got to see George Allen concede again. I'd like to see that every few years.

  6. Dr_Zoidberg

    I can't party with you in LA!!! I live in Wyoming, and I can't drive at night because my night vision is no good.

  7. gullywompr

    I called that number, but couldn't really hear anything over some chick shouting about victory sex in the background. She sounded familiar…

  8. HouseOfTheBlueLights

    My best friend and favorite ginger just showed up at my house, and casually mentioned that she has tix to THE PARTY! Yes, THAT one, Bammer's party in CHICAGO! Why is she at the House of the Blue Lights. I am flattered but she is crazy.

  9. snowpointsecret

    Colorado+Nevada+Oregon would be enough. We could lose Florida, Ohio, AND Virginia and win at this point.

  10. SayItWithWookies

    A huge cheer goes up in Chitown — Ray Soares says CNN just called the election for Obama. CNN's website has him at 249 though. Okay, Judy Woodruff clarifies — Ohio for Obama.

  11. snowpointsecret

    Oregon for Obama now. This one's all but over. Colorado+Nevada… Or Ohio… Or Florida… Or Virginia+any state. All work.

  12. boskolives

    8:15 pacific time and it's over….. Ohio caps it at 274 with a possible three other states left to go, Buh Buh Robme! And take that whiney weasel bastard Ryan with you. Also. Too.
    And of course the expected gentle way that Mitt will congratulate Obamz is eagerly awaited.

  13. BadKitty904

    Hail, the day so long expected,
    Hail, the year of full release.
    Zion's walls are now erected,
    And her watchmen publish peace.
    Through our Shiloh's wide dominion,
    Hear the trumpet loudly roar,
    Babylon is fallen to riiiiiiiiiiiiise no more.

  14. Wadisay

    Brit Hume: Moderates are different from liberals, in a center right country. self-identify, D+4, blah blah. WTF is that man even talking about?

  15. prommie

    Well I have to say that its a miraculous night, because I am walking again, too! Obama wins re-election, and I can walk again, and I'm in love and she loves me!

    1. FakaktaSouth

      I do I do I do and yay and thanks be to God, and I can't wait to see you and fucking hell this shit is all working out. I will be damned. Who'da thought the heatherns would get their way? I love you.

  16. Lionel[redacted]Esq

    FOX is trying to walk it back now. Karl Rove says "No, way too soon, Ohio is still going Romney. You are all fucks!" So they are going to interrogate their statisticians. Meg Kelly is going to water board a bitch.

    FOX geeks now going, "We are sure, the biggest thing out is all Dem. It's over man. Get over it you fucks!"

    Source: FOX News

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