PLUS GHOST ANDREW BREITBART  2:33 pm October 4, 2012

HALF-ISH EXCLUSIVE: It Took A Nation of Millions To Hold Back James O’Keefe’s Racist Boston Video

by Matthew Phelan and Liz Farkas

unindicted coconspiratorsThis is going to be difficult to hear — given how much all of you have come to lionize the Right’s greatest Candid Camera host, James Edward O’Keefe III. However, Buzzfeed has published a chain of emails detailing how a coterie of job-creating freedom fighters once micromanaged an authentic O’Keefe “pimpin’ video stang” targeting ACORN and SIEU during the 2010 Brown-Coakley senate race. Though the project was ultimately never finished, the planning emails present — in granular detail — a case study of just how James O’Keefe gets wielded as a partisan tool. You may recall that we mentioned these emails to you last June, in a piece widely criticized for a lack of buttsecks and a preponderance of words.

You will, of course, also be shocked to learn that there’s more to this story than has been reported by Buzzfeed, a digital McDonald’s® wrapper of GIFs and listicles, that (under ex-Politico writer Ben Smith’s guidance) is a real news organization now.

After the jump: A former Drama Club geek mass emails the entire Republican Party to organize his top secret, hidden-camera investigation. This is the News.

SO: Let’s first review what we’ve learned from the series of emails that Nadia Naffe (second row, to the right of O’Keefe) gave to Buzzfeed.

On January 12th, 2010, John Fund, a serial fabulist for The Wall Street Journal (top row, second square), forwarded a hot tip to Voter ID law enthusiast Michael Thielen of the Republican National Lawyers Association (not pictured, loser square). The tip, which was scorching hot, was that the Service Employees Communist International or SEIU was planning on bussing the inner-city poor folk of Massachusetts to and from their respective polling places so they could “vote.”

“If you’re black or brown,” said the delicately worded email written by Fund or his presumed source — talk radio gasbag John Batchelor (third row, second square) — the buses would “rope you in and take you to the polls, registration can be worked out.”

By midday the email had reached Heather Higgins (top row, turtleneck) a libertarian pundit that Bill Maher has a gross crush on. She then forwarded it along to a genuine Wyoming multi-millionaire and Koch brothers’ buddy Foster Friess (top row, cowboy hat), who then appears to have sent it to his whiz-kid male progeniture, Steve Friess (top row, third square).

Sometime after midnight, Steve Friess finished wrastling with a spark of inspiration, and done shared his thoughts with the group:

Wouldn’t it be great if a “ACORN sting video” could be produced about these busses?

Dad – maybe bounce this off Breitbart?

Some black /Latina conservatives could be wired for video, and get picked up on one of these busses, and show what goes on. My guess -they are offering cash, (which I am pretty sure is illegal), and I also would wager that at least some of these busses are making more than one stop with the same people – ie getting them to vote twice -though I don’t know the mechanics of that.

Heather Higgins then forwarded this idea — which being neither paranoid, nor racist, was ready for wide dissemination — to James O’Keefe (blue square) and Andrew Breitbart (second row, first square, R.I.P., bro).

O’Keefe then quickly assembled his A-Team: prostitute impersonator Hannah Giles (third row, pensive girl); statistical anomaly Nadia Naffe; and activist bros Stan Dai and Joe Basel (third row, first and last squares) with whom James would, only weeks later, be sharing a Louisiana jail cell for The Great “Phone Tampering” Caper of 2010.

It was at this point — either because O’Keefe had his previous engagements in New Orleans or because, as a former colleague put it, “He needs to crowdsource any decision he makes” — that O’Keefe enlisted EVERY CONSERVATIVE ACTIVIST ALIVE.

Naffe’s emails show that, after paying to fly Naffe to Boston, James contacted Massachusetts-area conservative Amy Contrada (bottom row, second square) looking for a place to put her and Joe Basel up. They also show that he contacted Philadelphia-area private investigator Mike Roman (second row, mystery man) the founder of Election Journal and videographer behind that “New Black Panthers scaring old white ladies at the polls” nontroversy in 2008.

James had hoped that (again the PHILLY-BASED) Mike Roman could show him the “whereabouts of the busses in Boston SEIU, et al are using,” because God forbid James O’Keefe do any research himself.

When we first heard rumors of this sting in February of 2010, a source showed us emails James O’Keefe had also sent hoping to rope in assistance from the David Koch-founded and funded group FreedomWorks and the Koch-affiliated group Americans for Limited Government. He also contacted a virulent, Boston-area, anti-gay group called Mass Resistance (#puns), because … of … errr … gay voter fraud?

Though none of them recall participating in the sting, Brendan Steinhauser of FreedomWorks, Brian Camenker of Mass Resistance, and Richard McCarty of Americans for Limited Government (bottom row, first square, third square and not pictured, respectively) all verified either themselves or each other as recipients of the emails.

“I guess I got this email,” Steinhauser mumbled to us while looking at the thread in his inbox during a March 2010 phone interview. He recalled saying to Hannah Giles “let me know if you’re gonna be up there,” but never heard back. Toward the end of our conversation, we pointed out that Breitbart’s persistent presence on the email chain would suggest that he was much more abreast of O’Keefe’s sting activities in early 2010 than he’d told reporters after JOK’s New Orleans fuck-up.

“I don’t like where this is going,” Steinhauser told us, ending the call.

When we called Mike Roman about this story that same month, he became heated and belligerent, repeatedly saying of O’Keefe that he’d, “Never met the guy. Never listed polling places.” He then threatened to sue us if we ran with this largely factual, non-libelous story. (Roman has yet to reply to our email asking if he plans on suing Buzzfeed, which, just saying, has tons of money and is hiring like crazy.)

Who’s left?

Teen pregnancy denier and Iowa Congressman Steve King (bottom row, final square) who had flown into Massachusetts for the Brown/Coakley senate race as some kinda voter integrity observer. Naffe told Buzzfeed that Congressman King was waiting at the hotel to greet her and Joe Basel before the election, taking them to dinner and giving them “a pep talk about illegal voting.”

Obviously, when we contacted representatives from King’s offices they denied that the congressman gave “a pep talk” to collaborators in a James O’Keefe sting.

Which is why we prank called Joe Basel — posing as a representative for Congressman King who we said was frantically hoping to contact him before some dirty muckraking reporters from The Washington Post could ask him to corroborate Naffe’s story.

“I don’t think Nadia or I had dinner with anyone that night, certainly not a congressman,” Basel told cowriter Matthew Phelan posing as a congressional staffer. In fact, Basel did not recall having dinner that evening at all, just “some cookies” at Scott Brown’s victory party. Delicious!

If there’s a lesson to be taken away from this — and we are not entirely confident there is — it probably has something to with all of these people being dishonest, delusional or incompetent.

Nadia Naffe!!!1! Please, PLEASE, PLZ, in the future do not embellish upon your damaging stories about Jameson Jimmy Johns O’Keefe Number Three. It was good enough already! We are still rooting for you!

 
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JudasPeckerwood October 4, 2012 at 2:38 pm

Still a lack of buttsecks and a preponderance of words.

Crank_Tango October 4, 2012 at 3:48 pm

TL; D masturbate

BaldarTFlagass October 4, 2012 at 2:39 pm

"granular detail"

Arrrrgggghhh! A clever modern business catchword!!

*shoots self in head*

eggsacklywright October 4, 2012 at 2:44 pm

Bet they're gonna optimize synergies across the enterprise, too.

BaldarTFlagass October 4, 2012 at 2:46 pm

You're not helping!

Baconzgood October 4, 2012 at 2:48 pm

I always hated "think outside the box" and would insist if someone said it in a meeting of retreat that they give everyone in the room a dollar.

BaldarTFlagass October 4, 2012 at 3:08 pm

I do, however, like thinking about inside her box.

tessiee October 4, 2012 at 3:23 pm

All cat owners hate when their cats think outside the box.

actor212 October 4, 2012 at 2:58 pm

Is there some sort of benchmark of jargon you'd like us to utilize or would you prefer some paradigm shift to surplus?

HogeyeGrex October 4, 2012 at 3:08 pm

eggs seriously needs to be more proactive.

tessiee October 4, 2012 at 3:22 pm

In a proactive paradigm that maximizes their core competencies.

MissTaken October 4, 2012 at 2:48 pm

Can we please take this offline? I think we need to think outside of the box and perform a SWOT analysis to see how to best capitalize on our collective strengths and weaknesses.

and buttsechs.

actor212 October 4, 2012 at 2:59 pm

That will require some process re-engineering.

BaldarTFlagass October 4, 2012 at 3:09 pm

That's the long pole in the tent.

imissopus October 4, 2012 at 3:24 pm

I think we should blue-sky it. Take the 30,000-foot view.

SorosBot October 4, 2012 at 3:02 pm

We need to switch to a more proactive core paradigm too, in accordance with Sigma Six principles.

actor212 October 4, 2012 at 3:05 pm

Whoa! Let's not put the cart before the horse here! We ought to committee-source this to outside the boxers and see if there's a proactive synergy to bring to the table.

Elevator-pitch me your thoughts and I'll see if I can make it an actionable item at the next circle-back, otherwise, this is just low-hanging fruit¹

¹I should point out that, in making fun of my boss, I once wrote a seven page memo asking for a glass of water.

Baconzgood October 4, 2012 at 3:25 pm

You owe us all a dollar.

DemmeFatale October 4, 2012 at 3:01 pm

Let's run it up the flag pole and see who salutes.

Pithaughn October 4, 2012 at 3:14 pm

I'm a hero. I worked " just spit balling here" into a conf call today. 20 Ps?

Guppy October 4, 2012 at 6:57 pm

Ass-fucking should never be granular.

Baconzgood October 4, 2012 at 2:39 pm

Too many words and not enough butt secks.

mrpuma2u October 4, 2012 at 3:15 pm

activist bros Stan Dai and Joe Basel (third row, first and last squares) with whom James would, only weeks later, be sharing a Louisiana jail cell

There is potential buttsecks here, you know these weasels ended up as somebody's prison bitch.

Porter Melmoth October 4, 2012 at 2:39 pm

Where's ALEC in all this? (And I don't mean Guinness.)

Maman October 4, 2012 at 2:46 pm

Being involved in that kinda crap would turn Obi Wan's lightsaber red.

Shypixel October 4, 2012 at 2:40 pm

tl;dr

hagajim October 4, 2012 at 2:40 pm

Talk about a clusterfuck of mentally challenged people. Derpa derpa.

BaldarTFlagass October 4, 2012 at 2:41 pm

Nice work, Phelan and Farkas.
Your move, Woodward and Bernstein.

Schmannnity October 4, 2012 at 2:41 pm

It is nice to know that John Fund has time for other pursuits than beating his girlfriend.

rickmaci October 4, 2012 at 6:02 pm
Negropolis October 4, 2012 at 11:54 pm

Wait, he's straight?

LastGasp October 4, 2012 at 2:41 pm

'If you’re black or brown,' said the delicately worded email written by Fund or his presumed source — talk radio gasbag John Batchelor (third row, second square) — the buses would 'rope you in… '

Did someone just make a Freudian slip re: lynching, or am I alone in asking this?

Mojopo October 4, 2012 at 2:58 pm

Implying cattle.

eggsacklywright October 4, 2012 at 2:42 pm

The lack of dildos is disappointing.

Biel_ze_Bubba October 4, 2012 at 6:46 pm

Jeez, there's over a dozen up there — how many do you need?

elviouslyqueer October 4, 2012 at 2:42 pm

I'll take Bruce Vilanch in the center square for the win, Tom.

OneYieldRegular October 4, 2012 at 3:00 pm

Charo libel!

Negropolis October 4, 2012 at 11:55 pm

Goldberg libel!

Nobody puts Whoopi in the corner(square), you bastard.

Maman October 4, 2012 at 2:43 pm

Once again, O'Keefe was done in by Occam's Razor

Negropolis October 4, 2012 at 11:56 pm

I wish he'd slit his wrists, already…with sharp, unwielding votes, of course.

LibertyLover October 4, 2012 at 2:44 pm

Where is the boat filled with real partisan "tools" in this story?

(And by "partisan tool" – do you mean O'Keefe "dresses to the right?")

veritass October 4, 2012 at 2:44 pm

I read that whole thing. Every word. I feel like I deserve some upfists now.

Oblios_Cap October 4, 2012 at 2:48 pm

I gave up about half-way through.

sharethegrief October 4, 2012 at 3:05 pm

I got vertigo.

BaldarTFlagass October 4, 2012 at 3:11 pm

Scrolling back and forth between the text and the pictures gave me motion sickness.

actor212 October 4, 2012 at 3:22 pm

I just pretended it was a Mitt Romney speech I was fact-checking

tracyhasfun October 4, 2012 at 4:21 pm

It took me three tries, but with a fistful of vicodin and tankard of Red Bull, I made it.

Oblios_Cap October 4, 2012 at 2:44 pm

maybe bounce this off Breitbart?

And a new sport is born!

BaldarTFlagass October 4, 2012 at 2:44 pm

Is Nadia Naffe a statistical anomaly because she is a black person running with conservoturds, or because she is a fairly attractive woman who is running with O'Keefe?

SorosBot October 4, 2012 at 2:55 pm

Yes.

docterry6973 October 4, 2012 at 3:31 pm

And is she now unhappy she ran with O'Keefe? Yes, but too bad.

Tundra Grifter October 4, 2012 at 6:32 pm

Both of them, Katie.

Guppy October 4, 2012 at 6:58 pm

Isn't she the one that got roofied?

Estproph October 4, 2012 at 2:45 pm

"Brian Camenker of Mass Resistance"…"(bottom row, … third square"

Why is he the gheyest-looking person on this picture?

fartknocker October 4, 2012 at 2:45 pm

All I did was read the headline and and the name Foster Friess. If memory serves me correctly he was a Santorum contributor and supported using Bayer Aspirin squeezed by lady knees as a method of birth control. No need for me to read any further.

SorosBot October 4, 2012 at 2:45 pm

I'm confused now.

HistoriCat October 4, 2012 at 5:19 pm

Needs more chalkboard.

Oblios_Cap October 4, 2012 at 2:46 pm

Heather Higgins (top row, turtleneck) a libertarian pundit that Bill Maher has a gross crush on.

Bill's taste in womenz is pretty shitty.

actor212 October 4, 2012 at 2:50 pm

Better 1 or better 2?

I'd do her. Hell, I'd do her and make you watch me doing her, then let you do her while I videotaped you two

Gorillionaire October 4, 2012 at 3:07 pm

That video probably already exists somewhere, on a pile of similar videos, all unlableled, in the "needs to be labeled" stack.

actor212 October 4, 2012 at 3:21 pm

I really need to shut off that webcam when I'm at work

eggsacklywright October 4, 2012 at 2:46 pm

O'Keefe is from the Acne school of anvil-dropping.

actor212 October 4, 2012 at 2:47 pm

tl;dr and that includes the Rogue's Gallery of photos.

And no buttsecks, too. Either.

Chow Yun Flat October 4, 2012 at 2:47 pm

In fact, Basel did not recall having dinner that evening at all, just “some cookies penis” at Scott Brown’s victory party.

actor212 October 4, 2012 at 2:49 pm

Wouldn’t it be great if a “ACORN sting video” could be produced about these busses?

Either rich people can't spell too good, or SEIU was offering to kiss voters.

LibertyLover October 4, 2012 at 2:49 pm

Some black /Latina conservatives could be wired for video, and get picked up on one of these busses, and show what goes on. My guess -they are offering cash, (which I am pretty sure is illegal), and I also would wager that at least some of these busses are making more than one stop with the same people – ie getting them to vote twice -though I don’t know the mechanics of that.

Honestly. What makes people think like this? Oh yeah… this is what they would do.

SorosBot October 4, 2012 at 2:52 pm

Yeah, because Republicans are willing to cheat every way possible to win elections, they assume liberals are willing to do the same, even though we aren't. But then they don't care about facts.

SayItWithWookies October 4, 2012 at 2:54 pm

"You don't look behind the bedroom door unless you've hidden there yourself."

– Italian proverb

HogeyeGrex October 4, 2012 at 3:14 pm

It's always projection.

tessiee October 4, 2012 at 3:30 pm

"My guess -they are offering cash, (which I am pretty sure is illegal), and I also would wager that at least some of these busses are making more than one stop with the same people"

My guess is that Paul Ryan spends his Saturday nights deflowering goats by the side of the road, and I also would wager that Mitt Romney gets sloppy seconds at least some of the time.

BigSkullF*ckingDog October 4, 2012 at 2:50 pm

Man, this is longer than a Doktor Zoom post. And not one dick joke!

ps – I'm assuming no dick jokes after scratching my head over first 3 paragraphs.

actor212 October 4, 2012 at 3:01 pm

Well, there were allusions to gays but…

HogeyeGrex October 4, 2012 at 3:13 pm

As opposed to assuming no head jokes after…

skmind October 4, 2012 at 2:50 pm

I'll take pensive girl for the win, Peter

Stevola October 5, 2012 at 1:28 am

I always wind up with the expensive girl.

coolhandnuke October 4, 2012 at 2:50 pm

The picture is like some Brady Bunch montage of 16 people who raise the question–"who would you rather fuck, me or Sam the Butcher?"

HogeyeGrex October 4, 2012 at 3:12 pm

Well, Sam is less likely to disembowel you in your sleep.

SayItWithWookies October 4, 2012 at 2:51 pm

Creepiest Brady Bunch episode ever.

coolhandnuke October 4, 2012 at 3:00 pm

That's some weird wild shit. It's like your Marsha and I'm Greg, partitioned, but I'm staring down your blouse and you're thinking about that dreamy Davey Jones.

SayItWithWookies October 4, 2012 at 3:10 pm

I know — I was like, "37 comments and not one Brady Bunch ref yet? I'm on it" and then hit refresh and fffft — missed it by a minute.

BaldarTFlagass October 4, 2012 at 3:12 pm

Maybe you two share the same brain.

SayItWithWookies October 4, 2012 at 3:21 pm

After what I've done to this one, nobody would wanna share it with me — honest.

coolhandnuke October 4, 2012 at 3:13 pm

Or am I Marsha and you're Greg and you're catching an upskirt of my underoos while my mind wanders to the Johnny Bravo World Tour '73.

edgydrifter October 4, 2012 at 2:52 pm

So, basically this is the Republican version of the "telephone" game, beginning with John Fund sticking his tongue in Michael Thielen's ear and ending with Joe Basel vomiting in Steve King's lap? I am strangely not at all outraged by the thought of that.

Allmighty_Manos October 4, 2012 at 2:54 pm

…the Aristocrats!!!

Matthius_Phelan October 4, 2012 at 3:23 pm

How is this comment not higher in the upvotes yet?

Goonemeritus October 4, 2012 at 2:54 pm

Driving people to the polls doesn’t seem that nefarious to me but then I’m a Trotskyite.

RufusTFirefly October 4, 2012 at 5:59 pm

"And here comes the icepick in the forehead!" –Frank Zappa

actor212 October 4, 2012 at 2:55 pm

Cna you kill Ghost of Andrew Breitbart again?

MissTaken October 4, 2012 at 2:55 pm

♫ 16 bags of douche on the wall
16 bags of douche
You take one down
Dick-smack him around
Still 16 bags of douche on the wall ♫

Mumbletypeg October 4, 2012 at 2:57 pm

You may recall that we mentioned these emails to you last June, in a piece widely criticized for a lack of buttsecks and a preponderance of words.

You guys, you guys! The authors above took PAINS to note how they are not exactly known for dropping buttsecks jokes OR using brevity! And yet here are all these comments wantin to know "Where da buttssecks at?" and "tldr" —

– oh that's right, we aren't here to read the thing actually; just to make jokes.

prommie October 4, 2012 at 3:05 pm

Umm, yeah.

Mumbletypeg October 4, 2012 at 3:08 pm

Sometimes, I just have ta spell it out for myself!

randcoolcatdaddy October 4, 2012 at 2:58 pm

Moral of the story: You can, dear friends, make a living by simply sitting around forwarding spam from Republicans all day to other people who make their living forwarding Republican spam all day.

The New Economy? Virtual circle jerk? World of Warcraft? You decide.

Mumbletypeg October 4, 2012 at 3:03 pm

You may recall that we mentioned these emails to you last June

Who here remembers last June, even? raise your hands.
Now, who here cares not to remember last June — and we could form a club.

bikerlaureate October 4, 2012 at 3:19 pm

Are you sure there was a June last year?

weejee October 4, 2012 at 3:23 pm

Who here remembers last June

June Cleaver?

FakaktaSouth October 4, 2012 at 3:03 pm

"I bet they are offering cash" because no one registers to VOTE, and needing a ride has nothing to do with being ABLE to and WHY would ANYONE call these people RACISTS? ever? I bet they are offering cash, because that's how WE would do it, we would offer some Latino/as some cash to wear a fucking wire. I hate this, I hate these people, I hate how they are working so hard to fuck with things when if they would just work this hard to make stuff suck less, it would.

DemmeFatale October 4, 2012 at 3:24 pm

Sadly, the ratfuckers will always be with us. It's a fun game for them.
Hopefully, Barry has some awesome oppo stuff going on.

Willardbot9000_V2.5 October 6, 2012 at 1:29 am

Hahaha….nice rant but lets look at the facts and evidence. Exhibit A: LOOK AT THEM! Do you think a single one of the flatulent ass goblins has ever so much as thought about anyone aside from themselves? Except for Steve King…he thinks about and then creates eerily detailed stories of 13 year old girls being raped and forced to get an abortion. But the rest of these empty skinsack shitbags? Not a chance…at least Naif appears to have been squicked out by the right so there's hope for her I guess.

prommie October 4, 2012 at 3:04 pm

Nope, there just isn't enough ass-fucking here to make this fap-worthy at all. Sorry. You lost me with the whinge-bragging about how you had the scoop last June.

sudsmckenzie October 4, 2012 at 3:05 pm

Why isn't Paul Lynde in the center square?

HogeyeGrex October 4, 2012 at 3:09 pm

Stan Dai looks like a fucking school shooter. Creepy motherfucker.

Mumbletypeg October 4, 2012 at 3:10 pm

You know who else had a checkered coterie of bit players featured in their sordid saga?

SayItWithWookies October 4, 2012 at 3:11 pm

Robert Altman?

tessiee October 4, 2012 at 3:34 pm

Giligan?

SorosBot October 4, 2012 at 3:38 pm

Michael Bluth?

UnholyMoses October 4, 2012 at 3:10 pm

This post is too long to masturbate to.

no_gravity October 4, 2012 at 3:11 pm

I was hoping for some pegging at least.

BlueStateLibel October 4, 2012 at 3:12 pm

That's a lot of words to read, I just skipped to the buzzfeed job listings. And they have ponies there, for real. What is this magic company? Also, in the photos above, is that James O'Keefe's "smart person" disguise?

tessiee October 4, 2012 at 3:16 pm

Haven't read the article yet, but the picture reminds me of this classic MST3K riff:

"Hey, look! Robbie Benson, Jack Burns, Andrea Martin, Dennis Hopper, Jodie Huson, Garry Shandling, Paul Reiser, Peter Cook, Junior Samples, Elaine Boosler, Adam Sandler, Barry Sobel! And there's Garth Brooks, Bruce Miller, Les Paul, Patrick Swayze as Gandhi, Sheryl Lee Ralph, Robert Carradine, Bruno Kirby, Griffin Dunne, Mike Nichols, Ron Reagan! Demi Moore, Gabriel Byrne, Gallagher, Robert Loggia, Janis Joplin, and Jonathan Schwarz! Oh ho! There's Lyle Waggoner, Tom Dreisden, Steve Rubell, Alan Alda, Michael Ironside, kd lang, Kate Clinton, Lee Van Cleef, Marlee Matlin, David Byrne, Linda Hunt, Leslie West, Sandy Duncan, Craig T Nelson, David Letterman, Tony Danza, Anthony Quinn, Edie Brickell, and Tony Bill! Cool! And Roland Gibb, Tracy Kozinski, and Rene Auberjonois! John Hurt, Cicely Tyson, Michael Perry! Persis Khambatta! And … I can't place him. Paper Chase guy?"

James Michael Curley October 4, 2012 at 3:27 pm

John Houseman or Timothy Bottoms.

MissTaken October 4, 2012 at 3:17 pm

In fact, Basel did not recall having dinner that evening at all, just “some cookies” at Scott Brown’s victory party. Delicious!

Sure he's an idiot who poses nude with a truck and has a weird fascination with white women playing Pocahontas, but he has cookies. Cookies!

bikerlaureate October 4, 2012 at 4:55 pm

Delicious influence!

decentcitizen October 4, 2012 at 3:18 pm

What would the world be like if these people did anything of value?

dennis1943 October 4, 2012 at 4:21 pm

Any VAT would be penniless………

BornInATrailer October 4, 2012 at 3:18 pm

Undone by the colored girl? That'll teach this sleeve of crackers not to trust their gut.

Negropolis October 5, 2012 at 12:10 am

Undone by the Colored Girl is the name of my new album.,

BornInATrailer October 5, 2012 at 10:21 am

That would actually be a fantastic album title.

HempDogbane October 4, 2012 at 3:20 pm

"Dad – maybe bounce this off Breitbart?" is my new catch-phrase, replacing "Ooh, a lit'l bit o' snot."

proudgrampa October 4, 2012 at 3:22 pm

What?

James Michael Curley October 4, 2012 at 3:23 pm

Today's postings and comments need a little smile. Obama Llama Ding Dong.

docterry6973 October 4, 2012 at 3:36 pm

Research and investigative reporting and trick phone calls? Seems like a lot of trouble to go to just to give us something to snark on. Unless there are larger plans afoot…The Schoenkopf Report?

KeepFnThatChicken October 4, 2012 at 3:36 pm

To hell with recordings. Show the emails! And sideboobs.

Negropolis October 5, 2012 at 12:14 am

Fuck it, we'll do it live!

sullivanst October 4, 2012 at 3:37 pm

Yes, R.I.P. Breitbart. Rot In Pieces.

barto October 4, 2012 at 3:53 pm

JOK – the farce is strong in that one.

HelmutNewton October 4, 2012 at 4:04 pm

needs moar boobs

HouseOfTheBlueLights October 4, 2012 at 5:32 pm

Who do you guys think you are, Taiibi? (Nice job)

mercianomad October 4, 2012 at 6:13 pm

That picture needs to be made into an animated .GIF with Alice the maid from Brady Bunch in the center of it looking up, down, and all around.

Tundra Grifter October 4, 2012 at 6:34 pm

Any way you slice it, Hannah Giles is still hot.

ttommyunger October 4, 2012 at 8:34 pm

Notitsatall, but a turd-cutter to die for, fer sure

AncienReggie October 4, 2012 at 6:53 pm

Do these idiots know that "busses" means kisses? Cause, you know, buses — and busing — they're not the same thing. Forced bussing, e.g., that's like close to legitimate forcible osculation.

Nostrildamus October 4, 2012 at 6:58 pm

TIL: "listicle" is a portmanteau of "list" and "article"
(not "list" and "testicle" as I'd just assumed.)

Nostrildamus October 4, 2012 at 7:06 pm

That's one loser bingo card.

ElPinche October 4, 2012 at 9:39 pm

It reminds of the Brady bunch squares ..except with nincompoops.

ttommyunger October 4, 2012 at 8:36 pm

Helpful hint: for those of you (like me) who have trouble telling John Fund and George Will apart; John Fund talks through his nose, George Will talks through his ass.

Negropolis October 4, 2012 at 11:28 pm

Do not EVER use the term "listicles", again. I will not tolerate that, I will not abide in that.

Negropolis October 4, 2012 at 11:44 pm

Sorry, but this story has more twists than a eastside Detroit salon and more turns than an inner-city Boston avenue.

Needz moar brevity.

lulzmonger October 5, 2012 at 1:44 pm

TIL: That it takes circa 15 wingnuts at least a month to engineer exactly the kind of infantile trolling that two stoned fratboys could pull off in 20 minutes. But they still somehow wind up fucking it up anyway, even with buku money & a belly full of hate to push the project forward.

Naaaaaah, just fuckin' with yez – I already knew that.

coolhandnuke October 4, 2012 at 3:25 pm

I cleanse the cobwebs in mine every Arbor Day with magic shrooms.

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