Michigan Speaker of the House Jase Bolger has a well-known antipathy for vagina. He famously reprimanded two state representatives for defiling the sanctity of the state House floor by uttering the foul, anatomically correct word.
This week a militant, likely working with the ultra-radical Mike Hunt Liberation Front, struck back with a direct action against Bolger’s home. Basically, singer Laura Love hung a banner on his porch that says “Vaginas Are Revolting.”
The worst part is passersby might assume the sign was Bolger’s doing and perhaps the strangest coming out in the history of the world, but that is not the case. Jase Bolger did not hang this sign to let the world know that he personally finds vaginas revolting. Really, guys, he didn’t.
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Vaginas are revolting?
Well, around me, they often uprise…
Do you mean "queef"?
What are their demands?
"More pleasure, less douche."
An end to the Republican Occupation.
WIN!!
MOAR P.E.N.I.S.!
Piece on earth
Freedom, Equality, and Reasonably-Priced Love
But probably not a hard-boiled egg.
Terry Pratchett Win.
"Foreplay! Haven't you bastards ever heard of foreplay?"
Yes. It comes just before Coldplay.
I do it so well its called fiveplay.
Ah, an upfist.
More cunnilingus; less entitles douchebags who just get themselves off without caring for the vagina's pleasure.
A tongue sangwich (often followed by a sausage sangwich), if you know what I mean, and I think you do.
More eating at the Y?
Oh, yeah, and vibrators for EVERYONE!
He is going to have to wash his entire house now that it has been covered in vag.
Well, he is going to leave the sheet up for a few days first.
This just made my day.
She stole the sign from Lindsey Graham's house.
Or possibly Lindsay Lohan's house.
Curling Vagina libel?
They've got 'im by the short and curlings.
I'm Mike Hawkstrong, and I approve this message.
He made good use of his white sheet when he made his banner. Teabaggers choose to wear theirs.
Mark Hamill, is that you?
Another covert op by the Vaginal Liberation Front.
Curling is the number one dumbest fictional sport ever.
*cough* Dressage *cough*
There are regulations about who buys the beer. WRITTEN INTO THE RULE BOOK.
There is no way any sport that requires certain parties to provide beer based on match eventualities can be construed as dumb.
Rolilng a giant cheese down a giant hill is so goofy as to go all the way back to awesome and become gloriously Monty Python-esque:
http://www.cheese-rolling.co.uk/index1.htm
Have you ever SEEN a curling event? Some of those Canadian curling chicks are hot!
I like vaginas. I find them quite pleasant most of the time.
And delicious!
You can have my (GFs) vagina when you pry it out of my cold, dead hands!
I'm voting pro-vag in 2012.
Is there a vagina caucus?
"Jase Bolger did not hang this sign…"
He outsourced it?!
When did this Blog stop being about Buttsechs?
Someone got butt hurt.
Lauren Hutton has put on some weight.
OCCUPY VAGINA!!! No, really. It's fun!
Will we be greeted as liberators?
I swear I read that as "will we be greeted as vibrators?'
There are condoms that help with that.
I for one welcome our new vibrating overlords.
Like a good Christian fundy he cut a whole in the sheet for sex on his wedding night.Girls have cooties!
"If I've said it once, I've said it a Brazilian times…"
I had to trim my long, and somewhat tangled comment. Sometimes, I can't see the forest for the trees.
Jase is modelling the new Michigan State House-approved transvaginal ultrasound probe. That'll learn them 'bortion-seeking whores real good!!
One of you guys should make your own banner.
"I am not a Gynocologist, but let me go ahead and take a look at that for you"
Barb, do I need to invest in stirrups?
Nah, just get a pair of cargo pants from Old Navy.
I like Bruce Springsteen's song about vagina, Pink Cadillac.
"we don't have to drive it
Honey we can park it out in back
And have a party in your pink Cadillac"
I prefer his one about dicks, Cadillac Ranch –
Long and dark shiny and black
Open up your engines let `em roar
I liked his earlier penis song:
Just wrap your legs round these velvet rims
And straps your hands cross my engines.
I also like his earlier vagina song, The River
at night we'd go down to the river,
and into the river we'd dive
I saw him play The Clash's Black Cadillac, with Jacob Dylan's band, in a club in Long Branch –
My baby drove off in a brand new Cadillac. . . .
She ain't never coming back
Is this Shining Path?
Warm, Moist, Glistening Path?
Fapatistas?
FARC?
Shouldn't that be "queef"?
Neds moar Koch.
Vaginas can be festive and fun, unless like Jase you go out of your to piss them off.
Takes some pretty big stones to admit that you don't like vagina…well at least one big stone.
Vaginas are for pooping out the babies, and nothing else!
Now everyone's going to be calling him "Va-Jay-Jase."
Approve! Let's get that started!
LOVE this. I can hardly wait to use it.
Viva La Revolución!
The Revolution will not be Ultrasounded
There's a Detroit Red Wings joke in there somewhere.
Something about high sticking?
Penalty box?
Power play?
Yam Sofa King Hui Toddit approved this message!
In this porch prank, the flaming bag of crap lives in the house!
I love libruls and their sense of humor. Conservatives just don't get it. (nor do they get any vag)..
then why are there so goddammed many of them?
Vagina – It's not a revolt, it's a revolution.
Maybe Ron Paul will have a chance in Tampa after all.
Lysteria?
By Aristophanes. But if Euripides you have to pay for them.
Sit and spin?
Mission Accomplished.
someone needs to water that lawn.
And trim it, too.
moe it furst.
I love Laura Love. And she's a lesbian so she knows all about vaginas.
She's great. She did a concert in here a while back and I'm hoping that she returns soon.
Wait – what's the context – verbal or adverb? Are they revolting as in Dufus Bolger is revolted by them?
Or are they revolting as in there's a revolution coming.
Yes?
"Both."
It works on levels, man. Levels.
As Bob Dylan said, "It'll soon shake your windows and rattle your walls" — so it's a revolution coming.
They're only revolting when McCain picks them for VP.
"and mow your lawn"
Huh? Oh. Never mind.
Exterior shot…. anyone know if the carpet matches the curtain?
Alt text needs work. Or is it meta?
To, once again, paraphrase Kent Brockman, I, for one, welcome our new vagina overlords.
Now I'm hearing the "Empire March" from Star wars.
Ooh! Ooh! You guys!!
OT but freaking awesome story:
One of my former co-workers had his cell phone set up so that the "Empire March" was his ringtone… right?
So, we're all in a staff meeting, and the mildly evil but mostly pain in the ass upper managment guy barges in… right?
YES!!,
Co-worker's phone rang, thereby playing the "Empire March"!!
Seriously, how funny is that?
Damn, he sings a lot about vaginas, and doing it, doesn't he?
Yes. Perhaps that has something to do with why he is one of my most favorites.
What about his song about evaluating sexual partners?
♪ He's making a list
Checking it twice
Gonna find out
If you're naughty or nice.
Santa Claus is coming to town! ♫
Like a Boss?
Vaginas have infiltrated our society at every level! They are tempting Our Nation's menfolk away from the chaste pleasures of going to church and fighting in wars.
I even have evidence that they are producing the majority of our children!
Let's go to Michele Bachmann: Hilary Clinton has several top aides who have vaginas and these vaginas have enormous…OH MY GOD HILARY CLINTON HAS A VAGINA!
We're through the looking-glass, people.
His press release:
My fellow Michiganders,
Despite falsified remarks to the contrary, I love pussy.
Warmly,
Jase
I believe I need a bit more information. Are these vaginas armed? Do I need protection? How many are there? And do I need to circle the wagons?
If you find yourself confronted by a vagina, just remember these important safety guidelines:
1) vaginas are easily startled; announce loudly "I AM A REPUBLICAN I HAVE AUTHORITY AND STUFF YOU ARE IN VIOLATION OF ANTI-VAGINA LEGISLATION BEGONE"
2) DON'T try to run; vaginas can move more rapidly on land than in the water
3) if all else fails, offer the vagina what it wants (probably just some stimulation with lips and/or tongue fer chrissake)
Laura Love is the "Carrie" Nation of vaginas. Go full prom on this douchenozzle.
Now that is a revolt I can really (wait for it) get into.
Jase is an unfortunate name. Is it a rotarded nick name, like Mitt?
It is also short for Willard.
Does the Right have a problem with "feminism" not because it emancipates women but because that must be the only reason why women won’t talk to/touch them?
Sorry, just mumbling to myself…
That guy's going to wake up one morning with a horse's vagina in his bed.
What is also revolting is seeing him defiling that curling stone.
What is he planning to iron with that stone thingie?
Did he borrow that from Wilma Flintstone?
This guy's just making a speculum of himself
what pray tell is a "jase"?
It's a variety of nutless sack.
"My Vagine has TEETH and it knows how to use them" line from a movie i cant remember, but will NEVER forget the line!!
I've been just this close >< to Laura Love's vagina, you guys!
Is Laura Love possessed by demons? Basically, that's impossible to diagnose.
"This is my stone, this is my gun. This is for curling, this is for fun."
They should only be talked about in quiet rooms.
When do the cops come and beat the crap out of her?
Fatboy Slim looks like he's never seen a vagina. Probably why he's so happy holding that curling thing….
VAGINA RIOT!!
Vaginas are actually evolving into cup holders…
Typical clueless Rightard: totally ignores the Clit.
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