Before George H.W. Bush became America’s lovable old “sensible Republican” grandpa, he was an angry, out-of-touch Republican president, who was flabbergasted to lose in ’92 to a fat pot-smoking southerner whom he publicly called a “bozo.” For most of his term, Bush’s chief of staff was unpleasant former New Hampshire Governor John Sununu, who was eventually fired (on George W. Bush’s suggestion) because he used government jets for personal travel to ski resorts, constantly. Probably he was very upset to not get to participate in the campaign against crazed reefer fiend Bill Clinton, so he’s super excited, in his current role as Romney’s “surrogate” (don’t worry, this means he talks up Romney on TV, not that he is carrying Mitt’s baby) to just totally slam on Barack Obama for being high all the time!
There is lots to love about this video, but what we like best is the implication that Barack Obama doesn’t understand the “American system” because he (a) spent his youth in Hawaii, which is part of America, (b) spent his youth getting high, like roughly 40 percent of all Americans, and (c) lived in Indonesia between the ages of six and ten (the perfect time to learn about capitalism) at a time when Indonesia was ruled by an anti-Communist U.S. backed dictator. We guess that’s more than one thing, but we love it all.
Later, John Sununu went on some other TV show and talked about how Barack Obama needs to learn how to be an American, because he has no private sector experience. We were about to make fun of a guy who took lots of private jet trips to ski resorts on the government’s dime for saying this, but high-level private sector execs totally assume that use of a private jet ought to be a part of one’s compensation, so never mind.
Anyway, John Sununu is an actual Arab (the Christian kind, but still) who was born in Cuba (pre-Castro, but still), so we vote that we get this lady to follow Romney around asking why he implanted his baby in an Arab Communist’s belly, via forbidden science. [TPM]
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he's just mad cause his name looks like snu snu and he doesn't get any
"Death by Sununu!"
some very dear friends of mine were once sentenced to death by sununu
You do realize that my curiousity will not let me sleep till I get every disgusting detail, don't you?
didn't you see the episode? the mutant, the slut, and the robot saved them.
Died of a crushed pelvis. Oh yes.
God damn these Youngs and their illicit street drugs getting up in my Capitol and making me feel old, says John Su-No-No
Are you sure Sununu's not carrying Mitt Romney's baby? Have you checked on top of his car?
This is the selfsame bloated philatelist toad-demon who called current NH governor John Lynch (D!) "the worst governor ever."
Yeah, that's the same Gov. Lynch who's kept about a 70% approval rating through his record four consecutive terms, beating an incumbent Republican gazillionaire governor in a squeaker for his first, and winning the rest by margins of 47%, 42% and, against a strong serious establishment-picked candidate (with Mr. Sununu being the NHGOP chair at the time) in a monster GOP year, 7.6%.
John H. Sununu is as honest as he is skinny and pretty, is what I am saying here.
WIN
That fat piece of shit has only been good for his role in Naked Gun. I hope he chokes on Barbara Bush's cock.
Why isn't Barack Obama a Rich Old White Fuck?
He really wanted to be named "Sunoco" and be a real heir…
But he is a real airhead.
Nothing could be more American than that photo.
Humphrey Bogart for our generation.
It could be in Red, White, and Blue.
Not the BLACK and White of Stalinism.
The bogeyman argument only works for people you don't know, for crissakes. Obama's been our Uncle for four years now. If he was going to touch us inappropriately, he would have done it by now.
According to the wingnuts, the fact that Obama hasn't PERSONALLY come to your home and taken away your guns and white women is because he is saving that for his second term.
I'm concerned that the white woman living in my house has a similar fantasy involving Barack coming into our home to take her.
Does she ever slip up and call you "Barack" in the middle of snu-snu?
Well, what can I say, annie, it's been great knowing ya. Write us from the WH if he lets you, after November. (Thinks: lucky bitch!)
I was hoping he would share some of his stash, like any 'bad' uncle would do.
The whole damn Romney campaign is like an elaborate dirty trick run by Democrats. I can hear Obama's advisors plotting in the dark of night, "…and just when the 'McCain said Mitt's worse than Palin' thing is breaking, we hand a mic to fucking Sununu and let him go nuts."
You ain't kidding. I thought Obama vs. McCain was hilarious. This is like, High Fucking Tragedy. Mitt can't pull one foot off a gum-wrapper without getting the other into a pile of dog crap.
I know it's evil and mean and cruel of me to laugh so heartily, but hey.
Even though his teeth were already so perfectly positioned…
Ooooh. You even meaner than MEEE, dood.
I will be following you now for this.
"Look upon his face, ye Jonah Goldberg, and despair!
Nothing besides remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare,
The low and saggy jowls stretch far away".
You are poetic today, actor212!
I'm just a Shelley of my former self
But it Keats getting better…
Yeats it does! Poe slobs, just don't know how Wilde it can be.
*Someone's been hitting the coffffff-eeeee!*
Or is it the coke? Dude, share.
PS: I tried to hit reply just now, but it pulled up your av, so if I accidentally unfollowed you, be sure to let me know, thanks.
Excellent, you horrible little man.
If you knew Sununu Like I know Sununu, none of this would surprise you.
Awright. Spill the dirt.
I mean I've read a lot about him over the years and tried to keep track of this creep, but you sound like you have *inside info.*
No, the If you Knew Sununu line was from one of our former poet laureates poems. Billy Collins
I haz a disappoint, Goon.
Anyone else think Sununu looks like the bastard lovechild of actor Edward Herrmann and Star Wars gangster Jabba the Hutt?
Brilliant.
I'll have to go check, but I will say that he looks like a multi-chinned librarian of my timid childlhood who sported a hideous wig.
But stuffier than both of them put together.
Sununu is just pissed he hasn't seen his pecker since the H.W. administration.
Well John Sununu certainly knows how to create jobs, considering how many Jobs HW Bush created in his day.
Smoking weed is way worse than funnelling crack to the inner city blahs when an unnamed former president was head of the CIA.
But of course!~ After all, the blahs are only blahs, and who cares if they die, but one of OUR precious younguns might just ingest that weed.
When the whites tried to smoke weed, our guy was so concerned about their welfare he intercepted it.
Sununu is the type of guy you just know can't control his flatulence. I pity his wife.
And I'll bet he eats an awful lot of ful (yes, as a matter of fact, that IS pronounced "fool").
You know who ELSE couldn't control his flatulence?!
Besides me? John Goodman?
Gee Dumbya. The stories are legion of his farting on his friends, family, and myrmidons. Disgusting fucker. Nothing against a good hearty fart, mind you, it's just that it's a nasty thing to do to people down the ladder, so to speak.
Dood, had you said "Hitler" this time, you'd have been right on the money! http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howabo…
Ay-Rab, born in Q-ba?
Does that make him a Harabanera?
Harabanera is important in the making of jerk.
John Sununu needs no help whatsoever in the making of jerk.
The last time Sununu got laid, Barbara Bush actually had brown hair.
The gray-hair or the bottle-blonde?
Battle-axe.
I didn’t read this post. I just accidentally inhaled it
This post totally gave me a contact comment.
"The only people who seem to cover our comments are your station, the rest of the media seems to ignore it"
Yeah–I haven't heard anything about how Obama is a bad American/Obama is stooping to such a low level/Obama is debasing the Presidency at all…
Yawn…
And whose comments is he talking about? News commentators comments? So he's saying we need to have full on news stories commenting on commentators comments?
Circular Firing Squad indeed.
Girl, you trying to apply LOGIC to their comments again? HARMONY times I gotta tell you, logic and RWNJs cannot coexist in the same spacetime? Harmony?
Srsly, if you actually try to parse what they're saying, you'll go nuts. Think of it as watching a mynah bird talking. They might actually have a fucking clue, and they might not. The miracle is, they can talk at all.
And idiot, Obama worked for a major law firm in Chicago, then was a professor at the University of Chicago law school. Those are both private sector jobs. So besides being immaterial, what he's saying is a lie.
I'm not clear on this…..
Are you saying that John Sununu is a liar?
What he's saying is a lie, but he might not be a liar, he could just be a moron who has no idea what he's talking about.
He's a liar.
All of them, Katie.
Also, his boss is a craven fucking liar.
Um, ahem, Soros, dear. We are talking about Republicans here? THE PEOPLE WHO LIE EVERY TIME THEY OPEN THEIR FUCKING MOUTHS?
There, I feel SO much better.
Thanks for that, everyone seems to forget it.
Not to mention, the several millions he earned from his private-sector book publisher.
Well, they DO say, "pass the dutchy on the LEFT hand side", so you know: SOCIALISM.
If it was pass it on the RIGHT hand side, it would all be OK?
Yo,Barrys not home dude.No dude, I'm barry! Barrys not home dude! I would not trust a President that has never tried Pot.Let alone Caffine.Mormons?
Sununu can go and retroactively fuck himself.
Perhaps you should wish for him to retroactively find his P-E-N-I-S first.
I was hoping to post this earlier, perchance on the War on Huma thread but Josh you're here to help me re-up…
Anyway, John Sununu is an actual Arab (the Christian kind)
Somewhere in an old-folks home, actual Arab-coddlin', Gadafi-lovin', despotic has-been Farrakhan is
laughingplaying the world's tiniest violin in merriment~Dude, I mean, dudina, it's even worse than that.
John Sununu is a fucking PALESTINIAN. You know what Pamela Geller and her nutbag horde call Palestinians. I wonder why that harpy is keeping her beak out of this one.
What is "Arab-coddlin'"? What's wrong with Arabs?
Nothing from my point of view.
My comment is just window dressing for the fact previously unknown to me that Louis Eugene Wolcott was, early on and toward the end of his career, something of a violin virtuoso. I could qualify the "Arab" translation of Farrakhan ('charmer') to reinforce it's the culture, not persons outright, being coddled but I don't honestly have enough working knowledge of the relations between efforts toward Palestinian sovereignty, radicalizing American Moslems through NOI, Farrakhan's earlier-reaped criticism for 'pal'ing around with terrists" regarding his status w/ Gaddafi, and what have you, to reposition my comment's weaknesses. Window dressing undone. Ya caught me with my drawers down.
"There has been no experience in his life in which he's earned a private sector paycheck that meant anything."
Um, you know you just described the working experience of about 98% of American workers, right?
Sadly, he probably has no idea what you mean.
Sure applied to me that summer I worked for a styrofoam cup factory.
I'm sure Sununu doesn't even KNOW that the average family of FOUR in America has to live for a whole fucking YEAR on half of what Mitt Romney claims in tax deductions for his fucking HORSE.
AAAAUUUUGGGH, I'm getting furious again. 'Scuse me.
There there, Sweetie. There There.
*pats teh Z's head and reapplies streaked clown makeup carefully.
Shoulda stuck around to see this. Instead, I went to bed in a bad, bad mood. Our 'Coot has a growth on his foot. Took him to the doctor yesterday. They aspirated it and sent it to the path lab. He came home bleeding and VERY upset, proceeded to throw up all day, and sleep. Didn't eat at all, barely drank. He's doing better this morning, but good grief, that was worrisome!
Thanks for the pats, love. You are a darling girl.
Clearly, Obama intercepted from Sununu.
I can't wait for the over four hours of coverage to the crashing Romney campaign I am sure FOX News put on the air tonight.
Does Sununu ululate while watching Mr. Sulu on Hulu and using an ulu? Just wonderin'.
Yes, in Honolulu.
That was a lulu
While wearing lululemon
He blew a blue ewe uvula in lieu of gluing Sulu.
Lessons On How To Be An American
1.Get yours at the expense of others
2.Avoid taxes
3.Buy a Hummer made in China
4.Vote blindly Republican
5.Serial adultery
6.Piss on the poor
7.Get even more at the expense of the world
I might add a little something about anti-intellectualism & the importance of deriding/ politicizing scientific research, but otherwise, I think this is pretty complete.
Then there's the Full Colson: be a vicious asshole, go to jail for a felony, find Jesus, get out of jail and spend the rest of your life being a vicious Christian asshole.
When you are stuck with surrogates like John Sununu, you have to ask yourself, is it worth having surrogates at all.
Seriously, if this is the best Mitt can find, I shudder to think what his cabinet would like.
lots of white greasepaint, fake red noses and size 24 shoes. Plus all of them will fit into a Ford Focus limo with a funny sounding horn.
You're in *fine* form today!
I was imagining the star wars scene where "Uncle Owen" is picking out droids. Hopeys "worst" is the dashing Corey Booker.
p.s. how is our lawsuit against 'The Never Ending Story going"? I'm not sure if I can keep the pool boy on.
When you have to send out surrogates (Pawlenty) to walk back the statements of your surrogates (Sununu), you've kind of already lost. Jus' sayin'.
When I first read about this, I thought "Fuckin' Sununu"? Really? Why not just roll out some old cronies of Reagan while they're at it.
It's like when Tag/Trog/Topps/Whatever-The-Hell-His-Name-Is Romney said that Nugent's endorsement of his dad was so awesomely cool n' stuff.
I bet Obama walked all over his lawn once.
Probably smoked it
Is it just me or has the Republitard train gone completely off the rails?
They were on the rails at one time?
Good point.
Lincoln?
It ain't just you, dude. I've been friends with Republicans for a good part of my life, and most of my Republican friends have either left the party, quit voting altogether, or refuse to discuss politics any more because even THEY can't defend this kind of shit.
Meanwhile, the poll on the right hand side asked if I think Mitt Romney should release his taxes. After clicking "Yes, definitely," the next question was "Do you read sci – fi books?
Um, no, I get plenty of that just from keeping up with the news…
You will if you read his returns!
A rising tide of butthurt floats all assholes.
Sunusnus? Snusunu? Sunusus?
Wait, wait…hold on. Okay…no, what? Oh, yeah, got it…
SununununnununununununununununununuHEE-HEE-HEE-HEE-HEE!!
Duuude…
Sununununu-stan?
And then you're in the man from Mars
You go out at night eatin' cars
You eat Cadillacs, Lincolns too
Mercurys and Sununus
And you don't stop, you keep on eatin' cars…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIRG0QOEkyM
Because going from living with your grandparents & your single mom on food stamps in order to economize, becoming the first Black President of the Harvard Law Review, writing a bestselling book, to winning a Senate seat and the White House in a landslide of your own making isn't work – it's what lazy black men do.
Don't even get me STARTED on Welfare Queen Michelle Obama, who ran a major hospital (do NOT Google "Michelle Obama hospital", btw).
If Obama had bootstraps, they'd be in the Smithsonian by now.*
Any white dude with exactly the same story would be beatified by the teabaggers as a fucking Horatio Alger hero. (If, that is, he somehow turned out conservative.) What makes it a totally un-American story is that a black (and moderately liberal) guy did it.
*And teabagging racists would be bitching about it on the conservatard blogs, and howling for cuts to the Smithsonian's funding.
It's really delightful catching them in these contradictions. Especially since the vast majority of the people who vote Republican these days have lost all connection whatsoever to reality and can only gape like landed fish when these things are pointed out to them.
This old fart might be dumb and slow, but he knows that they are going to lose this election.
Since most Americans vote on machines now, don't count on Dems gaining any seats.
He has no idea how America works other than having been President of the United States for the last few years.
If you knew what Sununu
Knows about quantum physics and Greek
And oil explorations and most favored nations
And the secret handshake of Deke,
Maybe you, too, like Sununu,
Would adopt a principal rule,
That you are the brightest, your light the lightest,
And everyone else is a fool.
–Calvin Trillin
Yes.
Is it just me or is today's "Obama isn't American enough" crap just a dog whistle to the birthers? If so it's absolute proof Mittens is well and truly, capital "F" screwed.
Especially since it got such a bad reaction, Mitt had to send TIM PAWLEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ out to walk back what Sununu said. Oh, and Tim did a shitty job, reminding everyone why he lost in the early rounds.
He's right, what does the President of the United States know about being American.
Obama probably got his pot for free too.
Well, you by a three finger lid, split it into 10 nickel bags, sell them during gym class, keep the rest and buy another nickel bag. You get free pot, and get the private sector, job creating business experience needed to be president of the US of A. Assuming you're a slick talking muslin plant who can't talk without a teleprompter who belongs to a Christian church with a minister who says bad things about America…
Here's what I want someone to explain to me: If President Obama was a secret Kenyan Muslim who only pretended to be a Christian so he could become President — why the FUCK would he pick a church like the one he picked? Wouldn't he want to pick some church that was REAL MAINSTREAM CHRISTIAN? Evangelical, even?
Eight level chess is not easy when you're messed up on Maui Wowie and can't remember where you put the nuclear codes.
Been sharpenin' your snark on sabbatical, I see, Radio.
You never did tell me which of those guys in them pitchers wuz you.
This is an excellent strategy, and I encourage Republicans across the land to get out there and accuse everyone of not being American enough.
Because pandering to Real Americans™ worked so well for Palin.
Interception!!
Conservatives really want a secretive, whining Massachusetts moderate vulture capitalist who invented Romneycare, and not this Obama guy because, you know.
Sununu's just singing the ♪♫ Down to Seeds and Stems Blues ♫♪.
The only people to blame for guys like this are all the girls in his high school who refused to sleep with him. Thanks a lot ladies!
I call it the Karl Rove syndrome.
My first car was a Sununu. It was an ugly piece of shit, too.
Funny, I didn't take you for a Lebanese.
20 years from now instead of a guy you would want to share a beer with it will be a guy you want to split a joint with. Barry's just ahead of the curve is all.
He just introduced the custom retroactively, man.
I dunno, John Sununu's words carry a lot of weight with me. I may have to rethink my support of this Obama guy.
As Sununu goes, so goes American Somoa….
Really? This is all they got???
No, it's even worse. They already sent out Tim Pawlenty to walk back Sununu.
With a leash and a poop-scooper.
Well, he made a pretty pathetic mess of it, so they sent out John McCain, I think.
Who's next? That openly gay republican (hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahhhaha) guy?
Whatshisname?
Mittens' has a surrogate? Well, if Ann isn't complaining, ok. But that just shows how these rich guys outsource EVERYTHING.
Er … ew.
I don't know if I'm more squicked about outsourcing the wife-fucking from Mittens' PoV or Ann's.
Err, turkey baster.
I'm sorry, what were you saying? The turkey just upped and ran right off the table.
All this 'not-American' stuff is most disturbing, because it means we are at the gates of 'outside the mainstream.'
It's coming and it's unstoppable. Get used to hearing and/or blocking it out.
The GOP keeps edging closer to denouncing Obama as a "negro."
Oh, it's just a matter of time. Any minute now, one a them Cletuses like Haley Motherfuckin' Barbour is gonna open their mouth, and … as Rick Perry might say, "Ooops."
Wouldn't surprise me if some asshole, during the convention, finally says one of those words that begins with "N" (and wouldn't it be fun for the GOP if it's a delegate?)
It's gonna happen, man. I'm just waiting to see who it's gonna be. They've had it on the tip of their tongues for eight years now, I reckon. The pressure must be getting unbearable.
Instead of smokin' weed, Hopey should make meth in his trailer or abuse prescription medication like real white America.
Snobbery. It's what makes a Sununu, a Sununu.
Nicely played, sir/madam.
Don't forget he's also Mexican, his mom is from El Salvador.
From the looks of him, he is at least a dampback.
Over the past few years I've been continually depressed by the constant stream of "Obama's not really American" coming from the Right. What I finally realized was that, by now, they've shot their wad. The base just can't stay constantly terrified day in and day out – it's wearing – so each successive attack has less power than the last. It's to the point now that they just look ridiculous. They've effectively immunized Obama from further attacks of this nature, just in time for the election.
yah its terrible. Imagine if he was a Mormon!
Imagine if his grandfather had escaped to Mexico so he could have more than one wife.
And this is why Obama hates, HATES America.
No, no, no, no, NO, Radio.
Obama hates *Amercia.*
They've immunized him? Ah, so that's why they're convinced he's retаrded.
Which might tend to explain why he hasn't wasted time and energy fighting off these attacks.
I will now translate Mr. Sununu: The President is Near!
Ding!
(Whacks the bell with a hammer; beats a giant J. Arthur Rank gong; hits a can with a baseball bat.)
I want a president that understands my pot smoking, coffee drinking, alcohol imbibing, fornicating soul. I believe Mitt misses the point.
What Mitt doesn't realize is that alcohol is a great cleaning solvent to get the coffee and smoke particulates off his circuitry.
Well, I don't know – have you ever been involved in porn? I read on the internet that Mittens had specifically invested his money in kiddie porn. It's likely why he won't release his tax returns.
Mitt Romney's jaw-dropping number of fluffer deductions will definitely not sit well with hardworking American parents facing skyrocketing out-of-pocket babysitter expenses.
(Unless they're Catholic, of course, in which case they have the tax free status of their church to fall back on when in need of such services.)
Even if I were a hardcore Catholic, there is no way I would leave my kids in the care of the Church.
And that is why you're not a job creating international child sex trafficking ring kingpin like tax dodging multi-millionaire Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney.
Or Pope.
There's a typo in the Fox News chyron – it should read "Senile Advisor to Romney Campaign."
How can you be sure it's a typo?
c mon john, go haley barbour and give us a sneering 'the president is a nigger' rant!!
The Knights Who Say Ni!
Haley Barbour? How about the full Michael Richards? You know he has it in him!
So, in wingnut land, it's perfectly acceptable to say that Obama has never earned a private-sector paycheck, but it's not acceptable to say the same about Ann Romney
It's not OK, because she's not running for President, leave her out of this!
Of course, it's OK to talk about Teresa Heinz Kerry and HER tax returns as though SHE had run for office.
8 years ago, too.
It's only acceptable when it's a lie, you see.
That sounds about right.
George HW Throws-Up-on-the-Japanese-due-to-mixing-pills and alcohol Bush's flunky has a problem with Obama's drug use?
GHW was just experimenting, he didn't know. That's how they are at that age.
So a Mormon walks into a bar and says "I need an Arab Cuban to foreignize a Hawaiian Halfrican"….
Smoking… in Hawaii??
Did John Sununu just accuse Obama of smoking weed, as a toddler?
OFF TOPIC
Afternoon pick-me-up.
If you don't care for Bruce and the E-Streeet, don't watch.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1D1AZtGcA6k&fe…
Great clip, even if it did remind me that Big Man is gone and fucking John Sununu is still around.
Romney's spokesman had this to add
Hey Sununu you worthless POS. WE all know you are bitter and angry that during the '70's and 80's everyone else was having lots of fun doing chemically enhanced sex and you didn't get any. Get over it.
The GOP is still taking marching orders from Limbaugh, I see. Last night, Lawrence O'Donnell covered Limbaugh advising that Romney should go after Obama's "drug use at Columbia" (which didn't happen, Obama did his weed and blow in high school). O'Donnell also helpfully pointed out that the mean age of Limbaugh listeners is 67.
Tonight O'donnell will be asking, if Mitts sold Bain and it was worth 4 billion, why is he worth only 250 million now?
My guess? If folks think someone worth 250 million is a negative, they will shit bricks when they realize there is 3.75 billion floating around somewhere. Maybe that's why no tax returns are being released.
As an Offishul Oldz, let me just say, I'm so glad those fuckers will be eating dirt soon. I won't share my worms with them, either.
Where were the Bush and Romney clans, say, between 1920 and 1933?
Fucker was just on CNN mouthing off some more, and Wolf was all like, "Aah hmm, surely to realize, nasal "n" sound, ah, hmm." This is my punishment for working from home.
He has little bitty eyes like Limbaugh so he's bound to be a freak.
I just got my laptop back from a hard drive crash, so bear with me on this rant:
Let's not forget that the wingfucks hate H.W. Other than the chickenhawk neocons he coddled, he was a failure best not mentioned. He raised taxes, allowed the bogeyman of communism to go quietly, talked of a peace dividend, ran a limited war, was rather moderate (by today's standards) on social issues, he actually saw action in the military and was a one-termer. Like Ike and Nixon, he does not fit into their demented worldview.
Yo Radio, I'm really happy for you, I'ma let you finish, but Extemporanus had one of the best laptop rants of all time!
Sent from my iPad.
Thanks for sharing your experience, strength and hope. I too had to drag a POS Dell out in the last few days from out under the bed where all the books I plan to read lie in dust. I certainly would like to see those "Geniuses" at the "Bar" take an IQ test. I'm guessing 90-91 average. But the Apple process addiction is strong.
You know that I'm always there for you, bro…
Sadly, when my poisoned Apple re-ideated itself to death a short time later, all that I had to drag out from under my bed were dead cats and dog-eared fap pamphlets.
Speaking of which…
brb
What kinda name is Snoonoo, anyway? Sounds like those Al Capp ovoid cartoon characters from the 50's.
Either that or it's Arab.
Yep. Palestinian. But a very special kind. Catholic … and a genius (can one be both?!). He's always bragging that he's in the Mega Society, which claims to be much more elite than the stupid Mensa that takes everyone in the top 2% of IQs. He would have been better off being a Cuban. At least that can get you a political position in Florida, a state with more clout in the Electoral College than Baby New Hampshire could dream of.
John Sununu? John Sununu. Where do I know that name? ….
Oh, yeah! He was the guy who sold Bush Senior on the stealth appointment of his former attorney general in New Hampshire, David Souter. Said he was going to be easy to appoint because he had no paper trail and he'd be a "Slam Dunk" for conservatives.
And face it, John, wingnut land will never, ever, ever, ever forgive you for that. They still talk about it. On Free Republic, whenever your name is mentioned, somebody is bound to bring up Souter. Denounce Obama all you like, they will never stop hating you.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha……………………………….
Au contrare, Sununu: Smoking pot is incredibly American. One might even say one of the most American things there is.
ETA: Can I just say I find it really funny that a website called "medicalmarijuanablog.com" is apparently blocked at my workplace, a cancer hospital? I can understand the general principle of blocking this sort of website, in workplaces, but it seems an odd choice for this particular workplace. Just sayin'.
That is some choice level of irony, yes.
We're gonna be doing a lot of doobie-rolling when we're living in a van down by the river!
When will you libtards understand? A government is put in place to pay middle management for people killing services (Blackwater/Xe, KBR, etc.), not to pay middle management to heal people.
Ski Resorts? Really? I just can't picture that lardass on skis. A Toboggan, maybe; but it would have to be a really wide one.
O's eyes are really spooky. The lright eye is conceited and sneering. The left eye is cold and blank. The guy in that piicture? That is not a nice guy.
You see spooky. I see sexy.
Dood. The right eye is seeing kaleidoscopes, and the left one is seeing planets. Go roll a doobie, you'll feel (and think) better.
Is he still mad about Daddy Jorge Bush's cokehead for a son? God, I sure hope so.
There is at least an entire decade that Dubya can't even remember, but it is Barack that had the drug problem? Really? Seriously? For real? But, he found Jesus at the end of a straw, so I guess that's all that matters.
Kids, you have a choice:
Either smoke weed or live off your Daddy's millions by starting a business putting Americans out of work….
It's a Marvell, really…
You all ought to be Pounded for such puns. Any Moore of this and I'll Lowell the boom on the lot of you.
You're a Dahl for saying that. And your jokes Kilmer
I'll go if Hugo.
So you're saying we're Donne?
Where's your Whitman!
Yes, but probably not for Longfellow.
Oh, he's just being Thoreau in his job.
Well, I need Goethe vote… we're having a special election today. Can I Paz the baton on to a Hardy soul who can keep up with your Cummings & goings?
I'm afraid, my friend, that I have to leave myself. I have a game of Tennyson.
Will you be taking the Carroll the way there?
Oh good Lord do I love my wonkettes!
+ 1 million
Where else, such literate snarkers?
It's gonna happen. The question is, will it make any difference at that point?
Yes and no. It won't make any difference to those of us who follow politics, on left or right, because we ALL know this has been coming since Obama first threw his hat into the ring. Yes, because no matter how many nutbags and teabaggers this country produces, the vast majority of Americans are pretty decent folk, who would like to believe that such things don't happen. They like to close their eyes to the dark underbelly, to the long and tragic history of racism and misogyny and bungled foreign policy, they work hard and buy the kids whatever they want, and pay no attention to troublemakers till they get in trouble.
THOSE people have been shocked and horrified by the teabaggers and the strong streak of racism among their wingnut fellow-citizens. And they will PLOTZ when this happens live on the national media. Fucking PLOTZ.
Carman? I'm so liberal, I'd Godolphin if I could.
No teevee.
Actually, it ended with Sununu apologizing AGAIN, which is pretty fucking pathetic.
Romney's already lost this, barring something truly hideous in the Obama camp. He keeps trying to change the subject, but sabotaging himself so that nothing gains traction. It's like watching a worm wriggling on a hook. Fascinating, but sickening, too.
Just ONE LOUSY FUCKING TIME, man. Just that ONE time.
I was reading, and enjoying, this, this morning: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2174410/P…
Now, Jordon shows great potential as a Wonketteer. The Snark is STRONG in this one.
Oh, that looks very good, thanks!!
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