Mitt Romney To Give Commencement Address In Liberty ‘University’ Outhouse With Jerry Falwell’s Mother

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bela lugosi's deadLike it says dudes. His Lord High Hairgel Mittens Of Romney will put on his holy gown and tassel and get down and boogie with the common rubes of Jerry Falwell’s Liberty “University” for a commencement speech where he will undoubtedly say awesome shit like “some of my best friends own universities” and then tell all the chicks that it is cute that they went to college, did they get their MRS haha just kidding (no he’s not)?

Here is a perfect place to put in the latest weird thing Ol’ Diarrhea Mouth said, because he cannot stop weird diarrhea shit from flowing from his lips whenever they are open, just like you know he is going to do to the wingnuts at Liberty “University”: So he went to a thing in Pittsburgh and insulted the food they served him. “I’m not sure about these cookies,” he said. “They don’t look like you made them. [crosstalk] No, no. They look like they came from the local 7-11 bakery or wherever.” Haha? Good joke?

MITT ROMNEY, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?

Anyway, now he will have disgusting old motherlover Jerry Falwell farting his approval all over him, so now all the evangis will only half stay home on election day (because he is a cultist). [LibertyUniversity]

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