Young Turks Kick Callista Gingrich When She’s Down (VIDEO)

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To Serve ManEveryone hates Moon Empress and Lizardoid “V” Queen Callista Gingrich, this is not “news.” But why? Wonkette’s own Jim Newell explained she has never done anything to anyone (we guess Jim forgot about Newt’s second wife) and is not even running for anything so what who cayuhs. Well, Cenk [Last Name] of The Young Turks apparently does, that’s who, and put together a nightmare video, after the jump.

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133 comments

    1. pdiddycornchips

      "Everyone hates Moon Empress and Lizardoid “V” Queen Callista Gingrich, this is not “news.” But why? "

      Because she married an obnoxious blowhard for fame and fortune and now wants us to believe she's June Cleaver. The Beav's mom did not have a 500k expense account at Tiffany's.

      1. Texan_Bulldog

        Yeah, they won't say it, but it's the whole home-wrecking thing. The fear of a younger bimbo not inundated with kids and bills and stress, just coming in & hopping on your man's dick is something that tends to tick women off when that actually happens.

        1. Veritas78

          In fairness to Callista, she didn't just come in and hop on Newt's dick. I'm sure a GPS was involved.

      2. vtxmcrider

        Nor did June Cleaver engage in a multi-year adulterous relationship while portraying herself as a disgustingly pious Catholic.

  1. Barb

    Socialism is defined as an economic form where the government controls the means of production. Newt Gingrich says he'll stop oil imports and force the oil companies to use American oil and charge no more than $2.50 per gallon of gasoline. My friends, Newt Gingrich is a Socialist.

    1. Chichikovovich

      Sophistry! Why that's not socialism any more than Sarah Palin sending every Alaskan a check for thousands each year for their cut of the fees from drilling in the state oil fields is socialism.

      1. Chichikovovich

        I'm going to run for President as the nominee of the "Natural Born American" party. (Somebody with photoshop skills get to work on a counterfeit birth certificate, stat!" )

        Unlike that piker Newt, my administration will see to it that people are paid
        $1 for every litre gallon of free gas they pump into their vehicles. Who's with me?

        1. Negropolis

          Well, you already lost half the white vote naming a party that will have the initials "NBA".

  2. SorosBot

    Now that gay marriage is legal in some states, they're allowing amphibian/avian marriage too – dammit Santorum was right!

    1. OneDollarJuana

      Hey, Peruvians eat guinea pigs! Does that mean Romney is a Peruvian? Show us the birf certifikat!

  3. Sassomatic

    They tried to put her in the wax museum, but the wax doll kept coming out un-realistically life-like.

    1. GuyClinch

      Finger her nostrils?
      Floss her radiant teeth?
      Foist fake Tiffany jewelry on her?
      Finagle a terrifying but strangely wondrous blowjob out of her (see Tiffany)?
      French-kiss her knee-pits?
      Fibrillate her hair?

    2. tessiee

      Finagle a lunch invitation, just to watch her rip apart a rodent with her beak and talons…
      On second thought, you probably shouldn't do that.

  4. LiveToServeYa

    Her ratings are probably low because she bumped Newt's ugly while it was technically un-bumpable.Gargh. Time for brain bleach.

  5. chascates

    Holy Moley, she's sounds irritating as hell! Hell must be a Pacific airline flight seated between Callista and Sarah Palin.

    1. Chichikovovich

      That's when you start looking out the window hoping to see a gremlin on the wing.

      (Edit: Speaking of twilight zone references…)

      1. Isyaignert

        Haha – I remember that episode – it scared the cr@p out of me as a kid. Good stuff!!

    2. tessiee

      The flight attendants are Roseanne Barr and Bobcat Goldthwaite.
      The pilot is Gilbert Gottfried.
      The in-flight movie is anything with Jim Carrey and/or Adam Sandler.
      And there are no parachutes.

      1. Isyaignert

        Great list; maybe we can work Fran Drescher (with a sinus infection) in somewhere, also, too.

  6. MissTaken

    Callista reminds me of the freaky clown doll in Poltergeist. Or of the creepy blond girl who had the freaky clown doll. Either way, creepy and freaky.

    1. SorosBot

      They're he-ere! She was creepy; but also makes me sad considering how that little girl died in real life.

      1. MissTaken

        My friends' daughter looks exactly like her. I'm always worried I'm gonna make some comment about it and piss them off.

        1. SorosBot

          My one cousin's daughter looks almost just like her too; at least she doesn't act creepy.

      1. Chichikovovich

        Excellent! I don't think that's the last time we'll be seeing that image in this neighborhood.

        Callista look-alikes clearly form what Wittgenstein called a property determined by a "family resemblance". Both the Killer Klown and the Martian Girl look like Callista, but the KK and the MG don't resemble each other in the slightest.

        (Martian Girl:) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDAaTzccCik

  7. smashedinhat

    “Is it because he’s married to Newt Gingrich?” Jayar asks. “It might be because we’re scared of her.”

    Terrified is a better description. Those soulless eyes!

  8. GreatChristiano

    Never trust anyone named "Callista."

    Doesn't she have 1001 dalmation puppies, BTW???

    1. Chichikovovich

      Now that you mention it, her maiden name was De Vil.

      All, right, all right, ….. But it ought to have been.

    2. tessiee

      I think you're thinking of Cruella DeVille — but now that I think about it, I have my doubts about Callista Flockhart, too.

  9. dadanarchist

    I don't recommend kicking a Callista when its down. It converts whore diamonds into a rigid, glassy exoskeleton and a misplaced kick could result in broken bones.

  10. Goonemeritus

    She and Newt deserve each other and I think they may have some down time soon so that will be nice for them.

  11. SayItWithWookies

    I hope Newt and Soonerverander* Gingrich fade into the sunset now. Unfortunately it's probably going to be like exiling Napoleon on Elba — they misjudged the amount of water needed to keep him away for good.

    (* You know — Newt's frozen concoction that helps him hang on).

  12. Steverino247

    I want you to go down to Gingrich for President headquarters and put a Voight-Kampff machine on Callista…

    Why do they risk it? Sucking some asshole's cock.

    You tell me, buddy.

  13. stncmchnc

    Can I please have a q-q-quarter? You want me to give you a quarter so you can masturbate in front of my child? Yeah! Apologies to McKinney and Foley.

  14. Wilcoxyz

    If I were a Tiffany-driven bot like that, I'd get real friendly with Mitt at the convention. You never know when Newt might get cancer or Ann might fall off a horse.

  15. MaxUdargo

    I guess you can't post links in the comments.

    Anyway, do a YouTube search for "Kids in the Hall chicken lady date." I think Callista is what they were going for with the chicken lady makeup.

      1. MaxUdargo

        A little investigating reveals that it wasn't the link, it was the use of a certain word, that in ancient Hebrew would look something like rtrd, and which is a not very nice way to describe one of Sarah Palin's children, and which I used to describe the chicken lady's farm boy father.

        So, anyway, here's Callista in an old Kids in the Hall sketch: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrzkFmzd9Xo

  16. rickmaci

    How does a woman who barely utters a word on the campaign circuit end up with a 44 percent negative? That 7th Commandment karma must be more powerful than I would ever have considered. Ghost of Happy Rockefeller, huh?

    1. SorosBot

      Well both are fucking men much older than they are; but then Han Solo is a hell of a lot cooler than Newt.

  17. Toomush_Infer

    Well, Newt was almost right – she is a cunning, cunning stunt…..except for the cunning part…

  18. DemonicRage

    Newt has pointedly pointed out her likeness (in his mind) to style icon Jacqueline Kennedy. Does that mean that after Newt croaks, she is going to surprise us all by marrying a Greek shipping tycoon? Are there any Greek shipping tycoons any more, or is that whole blighted country in the toilet bowl?

  19. Beowoof

    I understand she has been programmed to suck a golf ball through a garden hose. Wife two was gone after that innovation.

  20. tessiee

    "Everyone hates Moon Empress and Lizardoid “V” Queen Callista Gingrich,"

    This is a damn lie.
    I do not hate Callista Gingrich.
    I am completely indifferent to Callista Gingrich.
    This is true even on the rare occasions when I remember she exists.

  21. YouBetcha

    How can this woman be only 45 years old? How can this be? This can't be possible. I demand to see a birth certificate.

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