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  • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

    My name is Mitt, and I wanna fit
    Be the Prez and make decisions
    And change my mind for the shits.

  • Barb

    Someone on the Jennifer Granholm show said of Mitt's political style:
    "I don't care if you are in love with me, just as long as you wake up to me in the morning"

    • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

      Meanwhile the GOP is treating him like a coyote trap: the kind you chew your leg off in order to get away from.

  • nounverb911

    Coming soon to a voting booth near you.

    "White Men Can't Sing".
    Starring Mitt R Money

  • BaldarTFlagass

    Your move, Max Headroom.

  • SoBeach

    Friggin awesome.

  • Doktor StrangeZoom

    The "real" Mitt Romney? All of them, Katie!

    He is vast, he contains multitudes.

    • Guppy

      He is legion.

    • swordfis

      Somewhere, Walt Whitman's shade is weeping more than usual.

  • http://gratuity.wordpress.com/ Gratuitous World

    so that's what a seizure feels like.
    never forget.

  • http://www.wonkette.com TanzbodenKoenig

    This is the most amazing thing I've ever seen, and I feel terrible for whoever had to get their jimmies rustled having to watch enough MitBot3000 footage to splice that together

  • http://www.vinoverve.com Maman

    That seems like the tv here for the last forty eight hours. I can't watch anything without seeing Mitts mug.

  • Limeylizzie

    Fucking fantastic!

    • http://wonkette.com/ weej_bain

      It is, mas coffee up the nose.

  • Baconzgood

    GRAMMY GRAMMY GRAMMY! Oh wait no Grammy 'cause those suck.

  • Arken

    This may very well be the best thing ever in the history of mankind.

  • http://wonkette.com/ weej_bain

    The real Mittens is makin' the scene with a magazine? Who knew? Willard was on the Harvard crew team, "stroke, stroke, stroke."

    • Chichikovovich

      He was on one of the teams that rowed without cox.

  • Baconzgood

    I'm glad I've lived life long enough to see that slice of awsome-tacular kick assness.

  • Baconzgood

    'Scusme me Mitt. You might wanna look behind ya. 'Cause you just dropped a beat.

  • http://ifthethunderdontgetya.blogspot.com/ ifthethunderdontgetya

    Mittens is a flip-flop covered with jism and wrapped in a waffle.
    ~

  • Geminisunmars

    A song about masturbaters? Who knew Mitt was a secret Wonketteer.

  • freakishlywrong

    " I love these pretzels and the gasjets are just the right height."

  • Chick-Fil-Atheist™

    …he could be workin' at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings…

  • LesBontemps

    I never thought I could enjoy watching video of Mitt Romney. Although I still find it difficult to masturbate to.

  • http://www.vinoverve.com Maman

    Where did they get him saying that? That was crazy good

    • Limeylizzie

      And the magic underpants! It was excellent and MUST go viral.

  • skoalrebel

    I dunno [spit!] Y'all may not like him, but at this point in the campaign, it looks like Mitt's my Whigger. Think I'll write a heavy metal campaign song for him: "Mitt, You're the Whigger for Me."

  • One_Man_Band

    That must have taken a lot of work, and was better than the likes of Mitt deserved. Enjoy it now, because it won't age well. It's like if somebody painstakingly knitted a sweater with Michael Dukakis' face on it.

  • Dr_Zoidberg

    Oh my god, that was incredible!!

  • tcaalaw

    Anbody know what the original context for Romney saying the word "masturbation" was???

  • ttommyunger

    "Mitt Romney ‘Rapping’ " A word mix I never would have imagined appearing in the same sentence.