EMINEMT DOMAIN  11:11 am March 20, 2012

Watch Mitt Romney ‘Rapping’ While Obama Sings The Chorus (VIDEO)

by Kaia Mursi

A tenacious soul has set all of Mitt Romney’s campaign-destroying proclamations to the tune of an old Proletariat chantey. Enjoy! [YouTube]

 
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actor212 March 20, 2012 at 11:12 am

My name is Mitt, and I wanna fit
Be the Prez and make decisions
And change my mind for the shits.

Barb March 20, 2012 at 11:13 am

Someone on the Jennifer Granholm show said of Mitt's political style:
"I don't care if you are in love with me, just as long as you wake up to me in the morning"

actor212 March 20, 2012 at 11:21 am

Meanwhile the GOP is treating him like a coyote trap: the kind you chew your leg off in order to get away from.

nounverb911 March 20, 2012 at 11:14 am

Coming soon to a voting booth near you.

"White Men Can't Sing".
Starring Mitt R Money

BaldarTFlagass March 20, 2012 at 11:15 am

Your move, Max Headroom.

SoBeach March 20, 2012 at 11:15 am

Friggin awesome.

Doktor StrangeZoom March 20, 2012 at 11:16 am

The "real" Mitt Romney? All of them, Katie!

He is vast, he contains multitudes.

Guppy March 20, 2012 at 11:39 am

He is legion.

swordfis March 20, 2012 at 6:36 pm

Somewhere, Walt Whitman's shade is weeping more than usual.

Gratuitous World March 20, 2012 at 11:17 am

so that's what a seizure feels like.
never forget.

TanzbodenKoenig March 20, 2012 at 11:17 am

This is the most amazing thing I've ever seen, and I feel terrible for whoever had to get their jimmies rustled having to watch enough MitBot3000 footage to splice that together

Maman March 20, 2012 at 11:18 am

That seems like the tv here for the last forty eight hours. I can't watch anything without seeing Mitts mug.

Limeylizzie March 20, 2012 at 11:18 am

Fucking fantastic!

weej_bain March 20, 2012 at 11:22 am

It is, mas coffee up the nose.

Baconzgood March 20, 2012 at 11:19 am

GRAMMY GRAMMY GRAMMY! Oh wait no Grammy 'cause those suck.

Arken March 20, 2012 at 11:21 am

This may very well be the best thing ever in the history of mankind.

weej_bain March 20, 2012 at 11:21 am

The real Mittens is makin' the scene with a magazine? Who knew? Willard was on the Harvard crew team, "stroke, stroke, stroke."

Chichikovovich March 20, 2012 at 11:33 am

He was on one of the teams that rowed without cox.

Baconzgood March 20, 2012 at 11:22 am

I'm glad I've lived life long enough to see that slice of awsome-tacular kick assness.

Baconzgood March 20, 2012 at 11:26 am

'Scusme me Mitt. You might wanna look behind ya. 'Cause you just dropped a beat.

ifthethunderdontgetya March 20, 2012 at 11:26 am

Mittens is a flip-flop covered with jism and wrapped in a waffle.
~

Geminisunmars March 20, 2012 at 11:27 am

A song about masturbaters? Who knew Mitt was a secret Wonketteer.

freakishlywrong March 20, 2012 at 11:28 am

" I love these pretzels and the gasjets are just the right height."

Chick-Fil-Atheist™ March 20, 2012 at 11:31 am

…he could be workin' at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings…

LesBontemps March 20, 2012 at 11:31 am

I never thought I could enjoy watching video of Mitt Romney. Although I still find it difficult to masturbate to.

Maman March 20, 2012 at 11:31 am

Where did they get him saying that? That was crazy good

Limeylizzie March 20, 2012 at 11:41 am

And the magic underpants! It was excellent and MUST go viral.

skoalrebel March 20, 2012 at 11:34 am

I dunno [spit!] Y'all may not like him, but at this point in the campaign, it looks like Mitt's my Whigger. Think I'll write a heavy metal campaign song for him: "Mitt, You're the Whigger for Me."

One_Man_Band March 20, 2012 at 11:36 am

That must have taken a lot of work, and was better than the likes of Mitt deserved. Enjoy it now, because it won't age well. It's like if somebody painstakingly knitted a sweater with Michael Dukakis' face on it.

Dr_Zoidberg March 20, 2012 at 11:47 am

Oh my god, that was incredible!!

tcaalaw March 20, 2012 at 3:06 pm

Anbody know what the original context for Romney saying the word "masturbation" was???

ttommyunger March 21, 2012 at 12:18 pm

"Mitt Romney ‘Rapping’ " A word mix I never would have imagined appearing in the same sentence.

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