A tenacious soul has set all of Mitt Romney’s campaign-destroying proclamations to the tune of an old Proletariat chantey. Enjoy! [YouTube]
Hola wonkerados.
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My name is Mitt, and I wanna fit
Be the Prez and make decisions
And change my mind for the shits.
Someone on the Jennifer Granholm show said of Mitt's political style:
"I don't care if you are in love with me, just as long as you wake up to me in the morning"
Meanwhile the GOP is treating him like a coyote trap: the kind you chew your leg off in order to get away from.
Coming soon to a voting booth near you.
"White Men Can't Sing".
Starring Mitt R Money
Your move, Max Headroom.
Friggin awesome.
The "real" Mitt Romney? All of them, Katie!
He is vast, he contains multitudes.
He is legion.
Somewhere, Walt Whitman's shade is weeping more than usual.
so that's what a seizure feels like.
never forget.
This is the most amazing thing I've ever seen, and I feel terrible for whoever had to get their jimmies rustled having to watch enough MitBot3000 footage to splice that together
That seems like the tv here for the last forty eight hours. I can't watch anything without seeing Mitts mug.
Fucking fantastic!
It is, mas coffee up the nose.
GRAMMY GRAMMY GRAMMY! Oh wait no Grammy 'cause those suck.
This may very well be the best thing ever in the history of mankind.
The real Mittens is makin' the scene with a magazine? Who knew? Willard was on the Harvard crew team, "stroke, stroke, stroke."
He was on one of the teams that rowed without cox.
I'm glad I've lived life long enough to see that slice of awsome-tacular kick assness.
'Scusme me Mitt. You might wanna look behind ya. 'Cause you just dropped a beat.
Mittens is a flip-flop covered with jism and wrapped in a waffle.
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A song about masturbaters? Who knew Mitt was a secret Wonketteer.
" I love these pretzels and the gasjets are just the right height."
…he could be workin' at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings…
I never thought I could enjoy watching video of Mitt Romney. Although I still find it difficult to masturbate to.
Where did they get him saying that? That was crazy good
And the magic underpants! It was excellent and MUST go viral.
I dunno [spit!] Y'all may not like him, but at this point in the campaign, it looks like Mitt's my Whigger. Think I'll write a heavy metal campaign song for him: "Mitt, You're the Whigger for Me."
That must have taken a lot of work, and was better than the likes of Mitt deserved. Enjoy it now, because it won't age well. It's like if somebody painstakingly knitted a sweater with Michael Dukakis' face on it.
Oh my god, that was incredible!!
Anbody know what the original context for Romney saying the word "masturbation" was???
"Mitt Romney ‘Rapping’ " A word mix I never would have imagined appearing in the same sentence.
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