weed as in the past participle of wee

Sarah Palin Declares ‘Wee-Wee’ to Be a Word, Thing That Santorum Haters Do

well yes the thought of santorum as president would do that to a grown person

Sarah Palin went on Fox News to talk about Satan’s 2008 speech about Rick Santorum on Tuesday, and in the process made a sound that she then passed off as an adjective recognized by English speakers as something that people who don’t like Rick Santorum do when Rick Santorum does something that they don’t like. The sound was “wee-wee,” and its definition is…well, who can say? Is it the sound of pigs heading home from market? Is it the sound of crying? Is it a British child saying it has to go to the bathroom? The correct usage of this term is apparently “all wee-weed up,” which, so, grabbing one’s crotch in uncertainty and fear? Well, according to OBAMA, who uttered this very same expression in 2009, it means bedwetting. You see, well, when Obama says things, we must all go running for the dictionary, because he holds an elected office, and, not insignificantly, stays in that office for the appointed time.

In this particular Fox News apparition, Palin also busted out an old favorite, “lame-stream media,” to describe the way we have all been clamoring to talk about what exactly a Satan is, when described by a Rick Santorum. Palin as usual misses the point, but apparently Satan is all the same to you and me, and haven’t we all, all of us, every one, been to Sunday school?

This was a speech that he gave back in 2008 where he named evil as Satan. For these lame-stream media characters to get all wee-weed up about that — first, you have to ask yourself, have they ever, ever attended a Sunday school class even? Have they never heard this terminology before?

Palin also apparently feels some fuzzy and wonderful connection to Santorum over the fact that they are the least eloquent people in the world available to speak English “words” in political environments, making the comparison that when she was running for/from vice president, the media “ran that tape over and over again.” BUT what, do tell, is “that tape”? There were so very many. Look, here’s another one! [Huffington Post]

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159 comments

      1. Huevos Ocupados

        Whatever. Your duties are mostly ceremonial now that you have the Republicans doing all the heavy lifting.

  1. memzilla

    We spray and we spray, and she just keeps coming back. We've tried leaving the lights on in the kitchen, and that's not working either.

  2. forgracie

    Better pissed off than pissed on….and I'm always pissed off when Ms. Word Salad opens her pie hole.

  3. mavenmaven

    Yes, intelligent people have heard this terminology before, and much like bedwetting, grew out of it.

  4. annettaj

    When will this nitwit finally be chased into the Alaskan
    woods by a bear or wolf–never to be heard from again?

  5. Mumbletypeg

    If it's "oui-oui" you're gettin at Sarah, or otherwise trying to demonstrate some savoir-faire, take a page from what most early French-language pupils learn first and "Fermez la bouche."

  6. ruperto32

    No, the lamestream media people never went to Sunday school. They are all Jewish homosexuals. But then, you knew that, didn't you, Sarah?

  7. Baconzgood

    "wee-weed"

    Lame.

    Let Baconz try it out with some adjective phrases here *Cracks knuckles*

    Twists their cocks in a knot around their nuts.
    Get's their tits in vice-grips
    Fucks a monkey's razor twat.
    Screams like a nun getting ass rapped by a n****r
    Bitches like that cunt Sarah Palin.

  8. Mahousu

    Urban Dictionary reports: wee-wee'd up – A completely ridiculous phrase used by incompetent affirmative-action beneficiaries in high office. I didn't think much of that definition before, but now I'll have to admit there may be something to it.

  9. RadioSBJ

    Ok, let me get this straight. The Dredge Report puts up just another stupid thing Slick Rick said a few years ago. Yesterday, the RWNJ's are defending it from "liberal" attacks that didn't even exist. Jim posts it here today and rightfully says "Meh."
    And now today they're still defending it. I guess this is their version of vetting.

  10. Antispandex

    I went to "Sunday School" classes, and was apparently not given a full education. None of the teachers ever explained what "wee weed up" meant. They also told us lies about Jesus, like that he told his disciples to help the poor and said it was impossible for a rich man to enter heaven. I feel cheated.

  11. BigDumbRedDog

    Everyone knows that it is spelled wii weed. It is a noun that describes any strain of marijuana that enhances video game performance. Duh.

  12. FROTHY

    When I was just a wee, wee tot
    I used to wee a wee wee lot
    So they put me on the pot
    But there I would not wee a jot
    So they put me in my wee, wee cot
    And there I wee'd the wee-wee lot.

  13. valthemus

    What I find fascinating about Sarah Palin is… nothing. Lots of nothing. A big fat nothing. A nothing salad. A nothing sundae. A big bowl of nothing with nothing on top and a side order of nothing. THERE IS NOTHING THERE! And yet, it keeps opening it's mouth and saying words… I don't get it.

  14. Ducksworthy

    My suspicion is that the smell of Wee-Wee brings on some
    nostalgic memories in Sarah. That's what the trailer smelled like when she was growing up.

    1. Eve8Apples

      Now that the Dow is back above 13K and the American public is growing more tolerant of gay marriage, the GOP will have to go back to fundamentals.. fire, brimstone, devils, ghosts, abortions, out of control vaginas, etc. Next week, they will talk about naughty movies, music and books.

  15. prommie

    See, all these unfair lies from the mainstream "lamestream" media saying Santorum compared Obama to Hitler, this just proves they were all lies. Santorum doesn't think Obama is Hitler, Santorum thinks Obama is SATAN!

  16. Joshua Norton

    Palin has already proved she really believes in limited government. She even limited herself to a half term.

  17. SayItWithWookies

    So Sarah's miffed because we liberals don't understand that Satan is just a metaphor for bad stuff, is that right? But I thought she believed Satan was a real live critter, not some sort of bland meaningless anthropomorphism. So in fact she's trying to mislead us by saying that what Rick literally believes is true — that some demonic entity is attempting to destroy America by regulating carbon emissions or whatever — is not actually what she or Rick believes to be true.

    Which, by the fundamentalist philosophy (and for fundamentalism this is pretty heavy, thus the ph-word) that the Devil's greatest trick is convincing people that he doesn't exist, then Sarah is the very beast she's trying to convince people isn't real.

    Which is actually really convenient, because now I don't have to believe in Sarah either.

    1. Generation[redacted]

      That metaphor has set its sights on America. If you were a metaphor, isn't that what you would do?

  18. Wilcoxyz

    You know, I've met some avowed Satanists, and frankly these folks have problems making rent while blowing all their money on Jagermeister and face tattoos. I don't think we need to elect Rick to protect us.

    1. Pithaughn

      Zactly, Satanists admit it, they on purpose choose to worship the second place supernatural being. They picked the one that has always lost and is predicted to always lose! They are dumber than a rotted post.

  19. valthemus

    Would someone please tell Fox that Sarah Palin doesn't qualify as an intellectual — able to provide thoughtful commentary on matters political and theological — just because she wears glasses.

    1. FROTHY

      At least, unlike Nixzmary Brown's parents (and a few million others just like them), they weren't beating and torturing and killing their children.

  20. not that Dewey

    I went to Sunday School, which as any Reform Jew knows, is on the day that we have to have religious observances for Reform Jewish children so that they are not regarded as freaks by their Xian classmates, which never worked anyway and the Xian assholes still regarded us as freaks.

    And we didn't talk about Satan.

  21. WiscDad

    I thought she was gone…never to return. Oh wait, I don't watch Fox News…where she will live on and on as a legend in her own mind.

  22. BarackMyWorld

    We live in a country where a people who can't sing are paid millions to be recording artists, people can't act are paid millions to be in movies, and a person who has so much trouble talking is paid millions to talk.

    Conservatives are right, America truly is the land of infinite opportunity.

  23. Lionel[redacted]Esq

    I actually saw about half of the Palin interview on Hannity last night. The most interesting thing to me is that with Hannity, the softest of the soft ball questioners when it comes to Conservatives, she would not answer the questions. Hannity would lob up these easy, open ended questions, and she would just avoid an actual answer.

    Which led me to this conclusion. When asked a question, Sara Palin just spouts out a bunch of words and catch phrases she has learned over the years to fill up time until she can come up with one of her talking points, which she then inserts at the end of her answer as if it was the point all along. Example? Sure:

    Question: Ms. Palin, is Mitt Romney conservative enough?

    Palin: You know, all of us want the most conservative person possible, and given the Socialism that we now work under, along with a failure to prevent unemployment from spreading, along with the need to return American Values to the place that is the center of this great nation, we must protect the unborn from the terror of collective action, so we need to lower taxes, you betcha.

    The scary thing is, I bet if you enter the above sentence into Google, you will get a 1000 hits of similar things Palin has actually said.

    1. chascates

      She's like the earliest version of software mimicking human speech. Or Professor Irwin Corey on acid.

      1. Lionel[redacted]Esq

        I wish I could remember who said it, but someone has noted that Alan Turing never anticipated Sarah Palin.

  24. Ramon X

    "Is it the sound of pigs heading home from market?"

    Wait. After all this time I've just now realized something. Pigs don't head home from market!

  25. GOPCrusher

    The most disturbing thing is that she believes she is the Queen of The Conservatives and because she has defended something Santorum has said, that should be the end of discussion on the topic.

  26. Wonderthing

    "We're bringing the war back home
    Where it ought to have been before!
    We'll kill all the bees
    And spiders and flies
    And we wont play in iceboxes lying on their sides
    We'll wash our hands after wee-wee.
    And if we're a girl, before!
    And we'll march,march,march, et cetera!
    'Til we never do march no more!"

    –Firesign Theatre

  27. ttommyunger

    I think it has a different meaning in Wasilla. When Sarah is all wee-weed up it means her granny panties (you know she wears them) have gotten so pee-crusted they have to be washed, or more likely, discarded. You're welcome.

  28. __kth__

    Hold it, bitch: I happened to attend Presbyterian Sunday school for several years, before I mastered the art of stalling and whining my way out of it (trick #1: hide until it's almost time to go, then materialize in pajamas and bedhead when everyone else is ready to leave). We never talked about 'Satan', they only talk that way in white-trash churches like yours.

  29. LadyWisdom

    I think Sarah Palin is projecting. Think about it. This woman's had five kids. She's 48. If anyone has a wee-wee problem, it's probably her. Probably thinks about nothing but wee-wee problems.

    Next time you see her, offer her a coupon for Depends.

  30. Negropolis

    Sarah Palin: You guys, Rick said satin. Satin will be the death of this great nation of ours', the US America that we love and such as for freedom so brought us here to love the Lord God Almighty.

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