weed as in the past participle of wee

Sarah Palin Declares ‘Wee-Wee’ to Be a Word, Thing That Santorum Haters Do

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well yes the thought of santorum as president would do that to a grown person

Sarah Palin went on Fox News to talk about Satan’s 2008 speech about Rick Santorum on Tuesday, and in the process made a sound that she then passed off as an adjective recognized by English speakers as something that people who don’t like Rick Santorum do when Rick Santorum does something that they don’t like. The sound was “wee-wee,” and its definition is…well, who can say? Is it the sound of pigs heading home from market? Is it the sound of crying? Is it a British child saying it has to go to the bathroom? The correct usage of this term is apparently “all wee-weed up,” which, so, grabbing one’s crotch in uncertainty and fear? Well, according to OBAMA, who uttered this very same expression in 2009, it means bedwetting. You see, well, when Obama says things, we must all go running for the dictionary, because he holds an elected office, and, not insignificantly, stays in that office for the appointed time.

In this particular Fox News apparition, Palin also busted out an old favorite, “lame-stream media,” to describe the way we have all been clamoring to talk about what exactly a Satan is, when described by a Rick Santorum. Palin as usual misses the point, but apparently Satan is all the same to you and me, and haven’t we all, all of us, every one, been to Sunday school?

This was a speech that he gave back in 2008 where he named evil as Satan. For these lame-stream media characters to get all wee-weed up about that — first, you have to ask yourself, have they ever, ever attended a Sunday school class even? Have they never heard this terminology before?

Palin also apparently feels some fuzzy and wonderful connection to Santorum over the fact that they are the least eloquent people in the world available to speak English “words” in political environments, making the comparison that when she was running for/from vice president, the media “ran that tape over and over again.” BUT what, do tell, is “that tape”? There were so very many. Look, here’s another one! [Huffington Post]

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  • nounverb911

    Does a mama grizzly wee wee in the woods?

    • CivicHoliday

      And if there is no one to hear her, does it make a sound?

      • nounverb911

        Only on Fox Noise.

    • Barb

      Why not, bring some wine coolers and her grandchildren are conceived in the woods.

    • http://www.vinoverve.com Maman

      In a funny hat no doubt (and Prada shoes too)

  • Barb

    Urine trouble if you need to turn to this woman for any kind of political advice.

    • CivicHoliday

      But if you want advice on where to find good peediatricians in Wasilla, go for it

    • Lascauxcaveman

      She's piss-poor speaker, but she's a real whiz at getting the base stirred up.

      • memzilla

        Urethra one or the other.

    • SorosBot

      She's a piss-pour politician.

    • DaRooster

      Hey Sarah, I'm a nine but urinate.

    • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

      Water unsportsing thing to say.

    • Geminisunmars

      What a pisher!

    • Antispandex

      She needs a shower.

      • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com FROTHY

        Oh, that's golden.

    • jodyleek

      Her mouth is full of wee-wee and her head is full of doo-doo.

    • Generation[redacted]

      We don't want America to go the way of Yer-a-peein' socialism.

  • Indiepalin

    This little piggy…

    • nounverb911

      Was wearing lipstick….

      • Barb

        On Levi's dipstick.

        • http://facethesuncastnoshadow.wordpress.com/ Mumbletypeg

          Bristol will take issue with your "canard"


          …except with Levi, she already did

      • Negropolis

        That is so very full of win.

  • OkieDokieDog

    Ah yes, the Devil. That mythical monster that the religious like to blame all their misdeeds on.

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      I like to make myself useful.

      • Huevos Ocupados

        Whatever. Your duties are mostly ceremonial now that you have the Republicans doing all the heavy lifting.

        • HistoriCat

          But have you seen the latest crop of dipshits? Good help is SO hard to find.

      • WhatTheHeck

        Santorum has no sympathy for you, I’m afraid.

    • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

      Speak of … whoops, I *knew* he'd show.

    • Antispandex

      No devil? Spend the day listening to those Tea Party jackwads, and you may change your mind.

    • GOPCrusher

      Flip Wilson did it better.

  • memzilla

    We spray and we spray, and she just keeps coming back. We've tried leaving the lights on in the kitchen, and that's not working either.

    • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

      Maybe you should try "pray and pray."

      • DoktorThompson

        Pray the bray away.

    • jus_wonderin

      Turrets! Motion Detecting Turrets!!

      • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/ Chet Kincaid

        A swivel-mounted guy cussing uncontrollably? Oh, turrets!

        • GunToting[Redacted]

          What do we want?


          When do we want it?


    • http://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/39308_Breitbarts_Fans_Spew_Racism_Call_for_President_Obama_t glamourdammerung

      Try to be a bit more tidy in your home. Especially leaving out money tends to attract Palins.

    • Negropolis

      You bastards fed her after midnight after I expressly told you not to, didn't you?

  • forgracie

    Better pissed off than pissed on….and I'm always pissed off when Ms. Word Salad opens her pie hole.

  • http://wonkette.com/ weej_bain

    Is that Pedobear, or a mamma griz, trying to kick the boy?

    • Generation[redacted]

      Pedobear knows how to cure your bedwetting.

  • Biel_ze_Bubba

    What's "wee" is this woman's brain.

    • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

      It might be wee-wee.

    • SorosBot

      MRF libel!

  • Lascauxcaveman

    Wee-wee is the sound of a Frenchman redundantly answering in the affirmative.

    • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

      And *this* little piggy went "Oui, oui, oui!" all the way home

      • http://facethesuncastnoshadow.wordpress.com/ Mumbletypeg

        Bien surly.

  • MissTaken

    Sarah has peed on so many preggers sticks that she is an expert at wee-weeing.

  • Barb

    What a BeelzebuBubbleHead.

  • mavenmaven

    Yes, intelligent people have heard this terminology before, and much like bedwetting, grew out of it.

  • YasserArraFeck

    I wouldn't want to piss off Mama Grizzly……….pissing on her?….that I could do

  • memzilla

    Santorum's gonna spray, grifters gonna grift. You can't explain it!

  • annettaj

    When will this nitwit finally be chased into the Alaskan
    woods by a bear or wolf–never to be heard from again?

    • YouBetcha

      Hush. A lot of us are counting on a brokered convention and the second coming of Palin.

    • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

      Exit, pursued by a bear

    • miss_grundy

      I keep wishing she had been one of the victims in "The Grey".

  • http://wonkette.com/ FlownOver

    Could she go Wee Wee Wee Wee all the way home? Please? And soon?

  • VinnyThePooh

    I'm sure Sarah can wee-wee her full name in the snow – without moving.

    • coolhandnuke

      So can Glen Rice, but it is in Sarah's handwriting with two misspellings.

  • Schmannnity

    I prefer twat twisted to wee weed up when referring to Madame Palin.

  • Baconzgood

    DUDE!!!!!!!! She TOOOOOTALLY said "WEED"!

  • DaRooster

    Is it the sound of pigs heading home from market?
    WEEEE!! WEEE!!
    Geico Libel!!

  • SorosBot

    Hearing Sarah speak makes my wee-wee shrink and shrivel up.

    • Baconzgood

      So you're not the only one.

  • http://facethesuncastnoshadow.wordpress.com/ Mumbletypeg

    If it's "oui-oui" you're gettin at Sarah, or otherwise trying to demonstrate some savoir-faire, take a page from what most early French-language pupils learn first and "Fermez la bouche."

  • coolhandnuke

    Yellow fever is epidemic in Alaska.
    Or as Mooselini calls it–academic.

    • YasserArraFeck

      Lots of yellow snow, too.

  • johnnymeatworth

    Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow….

  • ruperto32

    No, the lamestream media people never went to Sunday school. They are all Jewish homosexuals. But then, you knew that, didn't you, Sarah?

    • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

      Exactly what she was trying to imply. The dogs on the Left Coast have gone deaf.

  • Baconzgood



    Let Baconz try it out with some adjective phrases here *Cracks knuckles*

    Twists their cocks in a knot around their nuts.
    Get's their tits in vice-grips
    Fucks a monkey's razor twat.
    Screams like a nun getting ass rapped by a n****r
    Bitches like that cunt Sarah Palin.

    • http://ifthethunderdontgetya.blogspot.com/ ifthethunderdontgetya

      You left out "squealing like a warthog being eaten by two lions".

      Just an oversight, I'm sure.


      • Baconzgood

        That's your baby. I don't want to take your bit.

    • Barrelhse

      Cried like a freshman at her first gang-bang.

      • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com FROTHY

        That sounds really disgusting. I'm sorry, but I have a little girl, and it sounds like you're talking about gang rape.

    • Pithaughn

      To lazy to read all the thread. "Sweating like a virgin at a prison rodeo"

    • Negropolis

      Hmm…too far.

      • Baconzgood

        I regret nothing.

  • Schmannnity

    Todd is apparently a bed wetter, but he does it while standing on the dresser with Sarah in bed.

  • Mahousu

    Urban Dictionary reports: wee-wee'd up – A completely ridiculous phrase used by incompetent affirmative-action beneficiaries in high office. I didn't think much of that definition before, but now I'll have to admit there may be something to it.

  • MissTaken

    I'm fairly certain Sarah smells worse than my wee-wee after I eat asparagus.

  • http://www.vinoverve.com Maman

    If Sarah doesn't make her commentary a wee bit more interesting she will end up without a pot to piss in.

  • RadioSBJ

    Ok, let me get this straight. The Dredge Report puts up just another stupid thing Slick Rick said a few years ago. Yesterday, the RWNJ's are defending it from "liberal" attacks that didn't even exist. Jim posts it here today and rightfully says "Meh."
    And now today they're still defending it. I guess this is their version of vetting.

  • Antispandex

    I went to "Sunday School" classes, and was apparently not given a full education. None of the teachers ever explained what "wee weed up" meant. They also told us lies about Jesus, like that he told his disciples to help the poor and said it was impossible for a rich man to enter heaven. I feel cheated.

  • YouBetcha

    That wig is a boner killer. Also plus, word salad, such as.

    • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

      It's a wig? How can you tell?

      • SorosBot

        That hair looks about as real as her tits.

  • http://wonkette.com Chillwillard

    Sarah, ask Bristol – she knows a thing or two about Wee-Wee's.

    • Negropolis

      With five children, I think Sarah's got the whole wee-wee thing covered.

  • Joshua Norton

    Needz moar word salad dressing.

  • BigDumbRedDog

    Everyone knows that it is spelled wii weed. It is a noun that describes any strain of marijuana that enhances video game performance. Duh.

  • DaRooster

    GO! Just go… wee wee.

  • RedneckMuslin

    Stupid cunt is two words.

  • PuckStopsHere

    This is how real ladies, real ladies with CLASS, talk.

    • Barrelhse

      So shut your whore mouth!

  • elburritodeluxe

    We're Democrats, baby! We're into that shit!

  • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com FROTHY

    When I was just a wee, wee tot
    I used to wee a wee wee lot
    So they put me on the pot
    But there I would not wee a jot
    So they put me in my wee, wee cot
    And there I wee'd the wee-wee lot.

    • Pithaughn


  • Eve8Apples

    Damn it, Wonkette. I thought we agreed to give that cunt up for Lent.

    • http://Wonkette.com DemmeFatale

      Sheesh, people!

      (I'm only here to support Liz.)

  • http://sciencekick.blogspot.com valthemus

    What I find fascinating about Sarah Palin is… nothing. Lots of nothing. A big fat nothing. A nothing salad. A nothing sundae. A big bowl of nothing with nothing on top and a side order of nothing. THERE IS NOTHING THERE! And yet, it keeps opening it's mouth and saying words… I don't get it.

  • Ducksworthy

    My suspicion is that the smell of Wee-Wee brings on some
    nostalgic memories in Sarah. That's what the trailer smelled like when she was growing up.

  • Come here a minute

    What's puzzling Sarah is the nature of his game.

    • http://wonkette.com/ slowhansolo

      Use all her well-learned politesse, or she'll lay your soul to waste.

  • BlueStateLibel

    Let's all a national discussion about Satan! It's not like we have anything better to do.

    • Eve8Apples

      Now that the Dow is back above 13K and the American public is growing more tolerant of gay marriage, the GOP will have to go back to fundamentals.. fire, brimstone, devils, ghosts, abortions, out of control vaginas, etc. Next week, they will talk about naughty movies, music and books.

  • Local_Mojo

    Palin, you say? Don't remember the name, but the screech is familiar.

  • prommie

    See, all these unfair lies from the mainstream "lamestream" media saying Santorum compared Obama to Hitler, this just proves they were all lies. Santorum doesn't think Obama is Hitler, Santorum thinks Obama is SATAN!

  • Tundra Grifter

    Sarah Silverman and Duh Gov'Nuh actually have something in common?

    The End Times are upon us!

  • ShaveTheWhales

    But what does this mean for the Wasilla Massive Vagina?

  • chascates

    I wonder if Roger Ailes is starting to regret that million dollar contract.

    • Generation[redacted]

      Satan made him do it.

  • Joshua Norton

    Palin has already proved she really believes in limited government. She even limited herself to a half term.

  • SayItWithWookies

    So Sarah's miffed because we liberals don't understand that Satan is just a metaphor for bad stuff, is that right? But I thought she believed Satan was a real live critter, not some sort of bland meaningless anthropomorphism. So in fact she's trying to mislead us by saying that what Rick literally believes is true — that some demonic entity is attempting to destroy America by regulating carbon emissions or whatever — is not actually what she or Rick believes to be true.

    Which, by the fundamentalist philosophy (and for fundamentalism this is pretty heavy, thus the ph-word) that the Devil's greatest trick is convincing people that he doesn't exist, then Sarah is the very beast she's trying to convince people isn't real.

    Which is actually really convenient, because now I don't have to believe in Sarah either.

    • Generation[redacted]

      That metaphor has set its sights on America. If you were a metaphor, isn't that what you would do?

  • MissTaken

    If you lie down with pigs you'll wake up with wee wee.

    • SorosBot

      Ew now I've got the unpleasant image of some poor woman sexing with Chris Christie again.

  • smoothmineral

    This pig needs more lipstick.

  • UW8316154

    Is it just me, or is Sarah morphing into Michele Backman?

  • Limeylizzie

    Hey ladies. lookie here, they are caving.


    • SorosBot

      Yay, maybe?!

  • Lucidamente1

    Are we in deep doo-doo yet?

  • littlebigdaddy

    What's with all the hoo-haw?

  • Wilcoxyz

    You know, I've met some avowed Satanists, and frankly these folks have problems making rent while blowing all their money on Jagermeister and face tattoos. I don't think we need to elect Rick to protect us.

    • Pithaughn

      Zactly, Satanists admit it, they on purpose choose to worship the second place supernatural being. They picked the one that has always lost and is predicted to always lose! They are dumber than a rotted post.

  • Redhead

    I thought evil's name was "Sarah Palin?"

  • http://sciencekick.blogspot.com valthemus

    Would someone please tell Fox that Sarah Palin doesn't qualify as an intellectual — able to provide thoughtful commentary on matters political and theological — just because she wears glasses.

  • MissTaken

    Speaking of fucked-up breeders:

    • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com FROTHY

      At least, unlike Nixzmary Brown's parents (and a few million others just like them), they weren't beating and torturing and killing their children.

  • Slim_Pickins

    Matt Drudge is lame stream media, now?!!!!

  • BaldarTFlagass

    "Wee-wee" means something else besides taking a leak.

  • not that Dewey

    I went to Sunday School, which as any Reform Jew knows, is on the day that we have to have religious observances for Reform Jewish children so that they are not regarded as freaks by their Xian classmates, which never worked anyway and the Xian assholes still regarded us as freaks.

    And we didn't talk about Satan.

  • BaldarTFlagass

    Your move, little piggie in the Geico ads.

  • WiscDad

    I thought she was gone…never to return. Oh wait, I don't watch Fox News…where she will live on and on as a legend in her own mind.

  • 102415

    Every time I hear that voice I believe in Satan.

  • Generation[redacted]

    Geez, what's wrong with you people? Didn't you go to Jesus Camp?

  • SudsMcKenzie

    I know for a fact the Devil went down to Georgia.

  • meatlofer

    She meant "Me,Me Me,Me, Me Me Me !!!!!!"

  • BarackMyWorld

    We live in a country where a people who can't sing are paid millions to be recording artists, people can't act are paid millions to be in movies, and a person who has so much trouble talking is paid millions to talk.

    Conservatives are right, America truly is the land of infinite opportunity.

  • Lionel[redacted]Esq

    I actually saw about half of the Palin interview on Hannity last night. The most interesting thing to me is that with Hannity, the softest of the soft ball questioners when it comes to Conservatives, she would not answer the questions. Hannity would lob up these easy, open ended questions, and she would just avoid an actual answer.

    Which led me to this conclusion. When asked a question, Sara Palin just spouts out a bunch of words and catch phrases she has learned over the years to fill up time until she can come up with one of her talking points, which she then inserts at the end of her answer as if it was the point all along. Example? Sure:

    Question: Ms. Palin, is Mitt Romney conservative enough?

    Palin: You know, all of us want the most conservative person possible, and given the Socialism that we now work under, along with a failure to prevent unemployment from spreading, along with the need to return American Values to the place that is the center of this great nation, we must protect the unborn from the terror of collective action, so we need to lower taxes, you betcha.

    The scary thing is, I bet if you enter the above sentence into Google, you will get a 1000 hits of similar things Palin has actually said.

    • chascates

      She's like the earliest version of software mimicking human speech. Or Professor Irwin Corey on acid.

      • Lionel[redacted]Esq

        I wish I could remember who said it, but someone has noted that Alan Turing never anticipated Sarah Palin.

  • Ramon X

    "Is it the sound of pigs heading home from market?"

    Wait. After all this time I've just now realized something. Pigs don't head home from market!

    • chascates

      Pigs go to market. Pork returns from the market. You can't explain it.

  • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/ Chet Kincaid

    Who are these people who have never been to Sunday School, asks the Mental Giant who can't name one newspaper?

  • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/ Chet Kincaid

    Next, they'll be trying to tell us the Bureau Of Paranormal Research and Defense doesn't really exist!!

  • GOPCrusher

    The most disturbing thing is that she believes she is the Queen of The Conservatives and because she has defended something Santorum has said, that should be the end of discussion on the topic.

  • owhatever

    Go to Youtube for Sarah's vagina-cam pixtures.

  • lochnessmonster

    Wee-wee was a term I think I last used when I was 5… A grown woman using it now?

    • http://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/39308_Breitbarts_Fans_Spew_Racism_Call_for_President_Obama_t glamourdammerung

      Actually, I recall our Breitard troll used the term fairly often.

  • MinAgain

    Isn't that what a Frenchman says when asked if he wants to surrender?

    • http://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/39308_Breitbarts_Fans_Spew_Racism_Call_for_President_Obama_t glamourdammerung

      Not sure since France has won more wars than most countries have fought.

  • Wonderthing

    "We're bringing the war back home
    Where it ought to have been before!
    We'll kill all the bees
    And spiders and flies
    And we wont play in iceboxes lying on their sides
    We'll wash our hands after wee-wee.
    And if we're a girl, before!
    And we'll march,march,march, et cetera!
    'Til we never do march no more!"

    –Firesign Theatre

  • owhatever

    Sarah Palin has no balls; it drives her nuts.

  • ttommyunger

    I think it has a different meaning in Wasilla. When Sarah is all wee-weed up it means her granny panties (you know she wears them) have gotten so pee-crusted they have to be washed, or more likely, discarded. You're welcome.

  • __kth__

    Hold it, bitch: I happened to attend Presbyterian Sunday school for several years, before I mastered the art of stalling and whining my way out of it (trick #1: hide until it's almost time to go, then materialize in pajamas and bedhead when everyone else is ready to leave). We never talked about 'Satan', they only talk that way in white-trash churches like yours.

  • LadyWisdom

    I think Sarah Palin is projecting. Think about it. This woman's had five kids. She's 48. If anyone has a wee-wee problem, it's probably her. Probably thinks about nothing but wee-wee problems.

    Next time you see her, offer her a coupon for Depends.

  • Negropolis

    Sarah Palin: You guys, Rick said satin. Satin will be the death of this great nation of ours', the US America that we love and such as for freedom so brought us here to love the Lord God Almighty.