Didn’t you sort of feel like Herman Cain said he was just going out for a pack of smokes, and then we never heard from him again and somehow got stuck with his car note and a bunch of boring creepo ‘Washington insiders?’ Well, CAIN’S BACK, BABY. Just goes to show you can’t keep a good grifter down, no matter how many of that grifter’s alleged side-pieces come out of the woodwork to force the timely demise of his book tour/presidential campaign. Cain took time out of his busy schedule to sidle up to CPAC and whisper some sweet nothings into its ear about how smart (and sexy) everyone there definitely is. Smarter than liberals, that’s for sure!
CNS News, our new favorite Patient Zero for right-wing hysteria, has the details:
In a speech at the Conservative Political Action Conference in Washington on Thursday, former Republican presidential candidate Herman Cain hailed the American Revolution — and said it’s time for another one.
“It’s time for a new American revolution, not with bombs and bullets but with brains and balance,” Cain said. “We must outsmart liberals. We must outsmart the stupid people running America.”Related video
Yes, brilliant! Tests for Public Service, or whatever branch of government it is that runs the country! Sample Question 1 — True or False:
“There were two reasons I dropped out of the race — gutter politics, and two, I chose to put my family first,” Cain said.
Trick question, guys! Cain did actually say the words above. So, True! But, no, the answer is actually False in the way you were thinking, with the women and the payouts and the ‘you want a job, don’t you,’ and everything. Be sure to apply to a safety government, just in case. [CNS 'News'; Image via Shutterstock]Related