Openly gay CNN reporter Don Lemon was the first reporter we know of to finally ask Rick Santorum a very obvious question: does he have any gay friends? Santorum replied, "Yes, in fact I was with a gay friend of mine two days ago." And then everyone on earth immediately pointed out that "with" is a polite way of saying "my friend and I did it in thirty different increasingly nasty positions," and now Rick Santorum is finally out of the closet. Hooray, just in time for the debate tonight! Are you sure you really love gay people, asks Lemon as a follow-up, and Rick says, "they know that I love them because they're my friends." Hottt video after the jump!
Rick still says he "talks about these things in front of them," with "these things" meaning he tells his gay friends he thinks gay sex is like bestiality and that gays should go to jail , which is what you say to people when you love them. [RawStory]
and the only ones who will comfort you when one of your brood comes out of the closet.
i wish tonight's 'presidential' debate only used questions based on internet rumors.
i would tots listen to that.