Here is our racist animal porn friend Carl Paladino, just talkin’ about little girls (who are actually United States Senators):
Carl P. Paladino, the Republican candidate for governor, promised he would be politically incorrect.
He wasn’t kidding. On Thursday, during a rally in Hicksville, N.Y., he called the state’s junior United States senator, Kirsten E. Gillibrand, “Schumer’s little girl.”
It was an apparent reference to Ms. Gillibrand’s close relationship with Senator Charles E. Schumer, but Mr. Paladino’s dismissive description of the only woman to hold statewide elected office in New York jolted the political world. His comments were reported on the Web site of Newsday and by NY1.
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"HIcksville." Paladino isn't paying his people enough for this comedy gold.
He better watch out for Gillibrand, though. Her political success has been so rapid and phenomenal, you'd swear she signed a contract in blood for it, with the cloven-hoofed one at the dark of the moon–or that's she's such an accomplished political killer that she could destroy dumb-ass Paladino before he knew what hit him. (That is if he weren't so adept at self-destruction.)
enough potential opponents from both parties were scared of the "little girl" that they were scared not to take her on in this election.
If Gillibrand is the little girl in this family, then Paladino is the creepy uncle that everyone tries to aviod sitting next to at Thanksgiving.
KEEP YOUR HANDS ABOVE THE TABLE!!!
How much for the little girl?"
Schumer's little girl? I thought she was Harry Reid's hottie? WTF?
Is Paladino making a crack about Gillibrand's pubes here?
Please, this isn't Gawker.
Of course, Paladino's "little girl" is an actual little girl, the out-of-wedlock one he hid from his wife, etc., and who will never know the gyrating joy of a gay-pride parade.
He will sue her for assault with training wheels.
It's a testament to New York's endurance that it can still manage to be shocked by anything Carl Paladino says.
Most other states would have been worn down and exhausted by now.
By "worn down and exhausted" do you mean; given him an insurmountable lead in early voting?
I think Ken Buck and Carl Paladino are soul brothers. They could run together on the same ticket on the We Hate Everything and Think Rape and Homophobia Are Funny platform.
But Ken Buck might become Colorado's next senator whereas Paladino is done.
Well, let's see; Gillibrand is 43, so by the standards of a party where a 55-year-old can be a young gun that can be a little girl.
Would one of you genius types 'splain this Palimino guy to me? He supposed to be at least trying to get elected, right? Yet he seems intent, going out of his way, to insult and offend womens, browns, people who are educated, Italian Americans, folks who think it's bad to have sex with animals and journalists. Is this a strategy that works?
Maddow's been joking that he must be a performance artist, trying to go as full wingnut as possible and see what how many people will vote Republican no matter how crazy and horrible the candidate is.
I hope she used those exact words.
I can't remember the exact phrase, but she definitely used "performance artist".
Funny thing is, yesterday he trashed Sarah Palin, so it seems more like he's just out to say whatever he feels without regard for the political implications.
Worst case of political Tourette's ever.
folks who think it's bad to have sex with animals and journalists.
You mean, simultaneously?
It's a two-fer deal if you consider Nancy Grace a journalist.
ewww, journalists?
Jesus fucking Christ… this guy is the gift that keeps on giving.
"Carl P. Paladino, the Republican candidate for governor, promised he would be politically incorrect."
You know there is a difference between being politically incorrect and being a massive prick.
Not really; the phrase "I'm gonna be politically incorrect" usually precedes saying something overty racist, sexist, homophobic or otherwise bigoted; just like whining about "political correctness" is always in response to getting called on making a bigoted statement. It's just being a particular kind of massive prick.
Yeah, when someone says "I'm going to get politically incorrect here." Is it politically incorrect to say "please don't"?
He promised to be politically incorrect? and that was seen as a good thing right? like "hey, I promise to be a total fucking asshole," and everyone said "finally, a white guy willing to speak out for bigotry, hizzah!"
Thank heaven for little girls
for without them, what would little boys do?
I love little girls they make me feel so good
I love little girls they make me feel so bad
Just an Elfman kind of day for me, I guess.
I for one am filled with Gratitude…
"Little" compared to a horse, maybe…
At least he didn't call her a midget….
Some people running for office, finding themselves trailing significantly, would change strategies to make a last minute push for the election. Not Carl. I admire his determination to finish the campaign without changing who he is. This is the real Carl Paladino; let him be an inspiration to us all.
Like me, Carl Paladino enjoys romantic candlelit dinners, long walks on the beach, and touching Kirsten Gillibrand in her swimsuit area.
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