The Commerce Clause Restricts Our God-Given Right To Sell Sex Slaves
Evolution is proven once and for all to be a lie because automobiles don’t evolve via natural selection. [ Institute For Creation Research ]
The National Republican Senatorial Committee is exactly the same as Darth Vader and the teabaggers are basically Yoda because of their infinite wisdom. [ RedState ]
“Keynesian socialist” Barack Obama is here to steal your granny’s retirement fund so he can top off his swimming pool filled with the ill-begotten currency of the rich, à la Scrooge McDuck. [ American Thinker ]
If only human trafficking were legal, America would be a much more constitutional place, like the Sudan. [ Big Government ]
America is the Titanic and Obama is the giant iceberg and is therefore personally responsible for the tragic death of Leonardo DiCaprio. [ Personal Liberty ]