Some radio producer lady who used to be on the liberal smear forum JournoList has apologized for once writing there that if she saw national treasure Rush Limbaugh having a heart attack she would “laugh loudly like a maniac and watch his eyes bug out.” No one is more appalled by this disgusting talk than Rush Limbaugh, who knows that the lady is just “jealous” of his success.
Limbaugh laid out the truth in an email to the Washington Examiner news-blog:
I think most people on the left live in a world where merit is irrelevant. Theirs is a world in which connections, networking, kissing ass and obedient sameness are rewarded. I am the antithesis of all that. I am a legitimate, achieved and accomplished Number One and I’ve made it on my own and without them and without having followed their proscriptions. I think they are also jealous that I just sold my NY condo for a 125 percent profit while their homes are worthlessly underwater.
Maybe he was following his own “proscriptions” a little too enthusiastically when he added:
There is NO Media. We know that now.
Um OK, so if there is “NO Media” then what is “the radio”? JEEZUS NEVER MIND.
Being a talker, Limbaugh could not stop himself from going on and on about this. He also called out the maniacally laughing radio lady in a monologue called “Why Apologize, Sarah Spitz?”, in which he mentions drugs again:
I always love it when these people get a dose of their own medicine because they can’t take it.
Everybody’s jealous of Rush Limbaugh’s medicine-taking abilities! It’s how he got to where he is today (“the top”).
So far, laugh-y and gaffe-y Sarah Spitz has not gotten the Dave Weigel/Octavia Nasr treatment from her employer, Santa Monica-based KCRW, which is putting out the message that the public broadcaster is “dedicated to civil discourse and the free exchange of ideas.” But NPR, of which KCRW is an affiliate, is all “uh-uh, she don’t work here,” because they are ashamed. [Fox News/Washington Examiner/RushLimbaugh.com/NPR]
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What is that big long thing Rush is sucking on? Sarah may not be the only “Spitz” in this story.
Even as a child, when watching “Who Framed Roger Rabbit” I would say to myself, “that Baby Herman has a wicked case of Narcissistic Personality Disorder.”
I’m assuming he did this interview from the Caribbean, because he promised to move there upon passage of Obamacare.
He’s more of an accomplished Number Two, if ya get my drift.
I bet that big ol ceegar sticking in his pie/pill hole is on of them illegal Cubans.
Too bad he didn’t marry Mann Coulter and they could have produced a whole new white SUPERIOR
race… with semen donated by various other superior white GOP Patriot Christian men, cause you know his boys can’t swim.
I just despise his fat head and his fat ass.
That’s it Rush — everyone’s simply green with envy over your luxurious frou-frou neo-Louis-XIV taste and your unbridled success. Especially in the world of professional football.
I am jealous of Rush. He gets paid just for saying what’s on his mind. I get paid for something like that, but I can’t just pull it out of my ass. In my job people rely and act on my words so I’m forced — forced like a slave at a traffic stop — to be accurate. Rush could say “the program changes have been thoroughly tested” and no one would make him go to a “Lessons Learned” meeting to explain to a bunch of angry people why the program changes didn’t work after all even though
Isomeone said they’d been tested. I’m just saying his job is easier than mine.He is right. Why apologize? What she said was satire and should not be taken seriously.
How could anyone say such mean things about Rush Limbaugh, a kind, gentle man who wouldn’t hurt a fly. Not many people know it, but he is a terrific dancer.
And Rush never, ever said “achtung baby.”
I wouldn’t laugh if he had a heart attack however if he were to fall down some stairs and get impaled on a some rusty phallic-like object I would probably smile… a lot.
Rush’s success is living proof that this is a world where merit is irrelevant.
He should know that people do not hate him because they’re jealous; people hate him because he is an evil, obnoxious racist and some people are decent human beings, in fact anyone who knows who Rush Limbaugh is and fails to hate him is therefore themselves a nasty person. Hell, if he have a heart attack and have his eyes bug out, any doctor treating him would be violating the Hippocratic Oath, because allowing him to live would do harm.
Christ, that guy.
I’ve made it on my own and without them and without having followed their proscriptions.
I think you meant “prescriptions”, dickhead.
I see a similar joke was actually made in the story itself. Carry on.
“Being a talker, Limbaugh could not stop himself”
The only reason he keeps on talking (when there isn’t a “cigar” in his mouth, that is) is because he himself is deaf and doesn’t have to listen to that sludge.
Today we are all Sarah Spitz.
“Don’t hate me because I’m a beautiful.”
Rush
Sometimes a cigar is just a big brown penis….
As long as this fat asshole continues to refer to the POTUS as a “halfrican” and “a little man-child”, I will continue the desire to want to piss on his as he’s having a heart attack. And no, I not sorry.
[re=624166]ArkansasFred[/re]: No, he meant proscriptions, like proscriptions against being an asshole.
think they are also jealous that I just sold my NY condo for a 125 percent profit while their homes are worthlessly underwater.
Ha Ha! Those asshole Poorz!
Just another reason to eat the rich. He could feed a family of five for a month. Unfortunately, he’d taste like shit.
Yes, he has earned his place at the top in the competative world of being a loudmouthed, right wing asshole.
Should the Rushie happen to have a whopper myocard infarction, wouldn’t it be lovely to watch someone attempt to provide CPR, say with the bucket of a backhoe? He’s a whale of a guy, so ya might be needing something of scale to provide the compressions. Just sayin’.
Heart attack? Ha! I can imagine much worse.
Yes, the tens of millions of liberals who are not fat, not bald, not old, and don’t have to pay for sex are all drowning in jealousy because Limbaugh made some more money he’ll never live to spend.
Don’t worry Rush, a few million of us would laugh just like Sarah, but no desire to apologize. Or perform CPR, should the need arise.
Ah, the “you’re just jealous” defense. If it works for people defending the author of Twilight, it can work for you!
Looks like a shit salesman with a sample in his mouth.
[re=624162]JMP[/re]: So would pissing on him if he was on fire.
Rush and his ilk are like the soccer players who fall down and wryth in pain everytime they get touched, then, once the focus is off them and the offending player gets a yellow card, they go out and exact the same tactics on the other team. It’s high time those of us on the left stop giving validity to those pussies and instead of apologizing, we hit them harder.
Rush, you’re a fat loud mouth pussy…hope you die soon
Sean H. you were raped by your priest while your momma watched, screw you
Glen, you’re a pathetic wimp, who shits himself…go away
Cheney, what can I do to stress you today, you shithead
Michelle B. bend over for the prison chain gang on I 94
White guy in AZ….wish you visit my side of town (at night)
Sorry for the rant, but I’m mad as hell and can’t take it anymore
“I just sold my NY condo for a 125 percent profit while their homes are worthlessly underwater.”
What a noble creature. I am so jealous of him and his 8th wife that he can’t possibly please sexually.
Fatass psycho-payola fascist Rush recently had the douche-pundit equivalent of a fake homo marriage a la Cruise-Holmes, and he paid ELTON to play, just in case any child-molesting Repugnican congressmen weren’t yet clued in to the fact that his ass is open all night for vacancy, by withered white cock. I wouldn’t laugh, I’d ask “What took you so long, you McDonalds-gobbling druggie fuckhead?”
Personally, I am jealous of Rush, who has done so much more with his life.
I’ve only been married once. Rush is on No. 4.
I have a family. Rush has Rush.
I’ve never been a drug addict. Rush has.
I have a 32 inch waist. Rush wears Orson Welles designer jeans.
I am not a cruel, racist cocksucker. Rush is.
Asshole DID save AM radio from a wasteland of, at best, sports fans talking to each other, and a thousand cheap imitators owe their livelihoods in part to him, but he’ll never not be the self-loathing, mean-hearted Fat Boy he’s always been.
Fact is, he clearly has money troubles,and selling his NYC condo for a whopping 125 percent profit would have been a joke just three short years ago. Top of his game but he STILL has to sell mattresses on the side to make ends meet, along with a whole host of crapulent products, whatever is put in front of him along with a check.
Either he needs the money or he’s anal retentive, desperate to keep whatever he can grab. It’s his, it’s his and you can’t have it. Perhaps his family can lend insights on whether he was difficult to toilet train. I mean, he’s a perfect victim for The Magic Christian, do anything for a buck. Wave a crisp hundred dollar bill from the other side of a cesspool and he’d wade right in while you’d play Keep Away. It takes every dollar you can grab to pay for has-been pianists.
I’ll take him seriously when he stops selling mattresses on the side.
Why does he have a Band-Aid on his finger? Did he sprain it telling the poor to go fuck themselves?
All that bullshit about doing it his way neglects the fact that he was born into a prosperous and politically powerful family in Cape Girardeau, Mo. where his daddy was a judge. His success at inducing enough angry, ignorant people to listen to his line of crap every day notwithstanding, he was born into an upper-middle-class family with all the advantages that entails.
So, fuck you, fat ass.
No doubt, Rush Limbaugh made his own mark in radio. Who’d be dumb enough to recommend him to an employer?
“Hi, yes, I have this fat guy who spews hate for four hours…um, well, he beleives in family values, but has been divorced…no, I don’t think the rumours about little Dominca– what? Drugs? Um, why, uhhhh, no….he doesn’t do any illegal drugs.”
No. Rush had ABSOLUTELY no help getting into radio:
He only made 125% on a plush pad in Manhattan? What did he do, give it away? It did have that old queen lottery winner look about it, but still, prime location.
[re=624231]actor212[/re]: Dipshits like Limbaugh are always the ones saying they “made it own their own,” but it turns out they’re always the legacy students, work for daddy’s company, had family connections that got them the job, etc.
Someone needs to get a very big saltshaker to deal with this slug.
[re=624217]MilwaukeeKent[/re]: Yeah, he saved AM radio, but for what — so the air could be filled with hundreds of shit-babbling blowhard imitators of his? If a bunch of S&M aficionado Dominican friars saved the buggywhip industry would we be happy or just wish it had died a natural death? Same thing here.
A huge asswipe like him shouldn’t worry about heart attacks, he should worry about perfectly good donor hearts violently rejecting their new home.
[re=624231]actor212[/re]: Rusty Sharpe. His porn name?
[re=624231]actor212[/re]: A true Horatio Alger story. He pulled himself up by his bootstraps, just like his grandfather, and his father, and his uncles, and his cousins. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Limbaugh_family
[re=624248]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Yeah, the angry guys ranting about sports aren’t very fun, but the angry white men ranting about politics is much worse.
[re=624217]MilwaukeeKent[/re]: Actually, I think you mis-spoke. Is there really anything this asshole could do that would make you “take him seriously?” Didn’t think so. You are welcome.
I think somebody dreams of blowing Fidel Castro.
The US has an obsession with drugs and the ravings of junkies, myself included. I was a fan of Lennie Bruce’s many years ago, though his got predictably weaker as his habit grew. I think that the telling criticism of Bruce, that he was a one-joke comedian whose shtick was to reduce everything to the level of show business, is much more true about the tail end of his career. Limbaugh in many ways is a weak attempt at a totally reactionary, racist, homophobic version of what Bruce pioneered, just as O’Reilly is a horribly weak, twisted attempt at a right-wing version of Ed Murrow’s “Person to Person.” Nevertheless, licking the boots of Rupert Murdoch or Clear Channel is a proven method of attaining great wealth, far beyond anything that Lennie made in his lifetime. I’m always saddened when a free-spirited site like Wonkette gives either jerk any coverage at all, because all they want out of publicity is for their names to be spelled correctly — the more negative it is, the more perversely satisfied they are. Negative publicity confirms their private belief in their lack of worth as humans, but propels the fan base that provides these low self-esteemers with millions of dollars. Both see this dichotomy as a kind of cosmic joke that they have played on the world, which fuels their peculiar form of narcissism. It’s a self-love common among addicts and alcoholics, who talk in 12-step meetings about “the asshole that the world revolves around.”
Aren’t big fat men supposed to be jolly?
[re=624217]MilwaukeeKent[/re]: You forget all the “male-enhancement pill” ads he also hawks and cash for gold, both of which eloquently speak to the intelligence and gullibility of his base–some worthless herbal concoction is the answer to your sexual dysfunction, and the best time to buy something is when it’s at its highest market value.
Meh. Getting angry at Rush Limbaugh for saying something outlandish is like getting angry at the sun for rising in the morning. Which would be justifiable if the sun were a fat, bald, Dominican hooker hiring, Viagra taking, prescription drug abusing, society blighting, hate-filled, mouthpiece for the right wing dumb-dumbs.
Jesus Christ, doesn’t Rush know to “watch the teeth” when fellating?
who the hell is Rush Limbaugh?
Like a good liberal, if I saw Rush Limbaugh having a heart attack, I would start throwing water on him and hope that he would be better when the tide came in and carry him back into the sea.
Or I would just assume that he was making fun of Michael J. Fox again.
haha, and dittoheads screech about liberal “elitism.” At least when liberals are elitist, it’s for actual, meaningful accomplishments!
I’ve never been able to forgive Rush for killing Jerry Garcia.
That would just be cruel to laugh if you saw Rush Limbaugh having a heart attack, unless of course, the heart attack was caused by a raging STD, then that would be worthy of a good belly laugh.
Either way, I would still piss on him.
This is ridiculous, everyone knows that if someone saw rush dying they would immediately hide the murder weapon.
ZING!
(But seriously, rush, can I have your watch when you are dead?)
[re=624156]just pixels[/re]: Holy crap WHEN DID YOU START DOING MY JOB!!!
However many issues I have with KCRW (largely because of its former manager, Ruth “The Bitch” Seymour), Sarah Spitz is great.
Although, she left out the part about “quickly squatting to piss on Rushbo’s bugged-out eyes before he died of said heart attack . . . .”
Grossly incomplete reporting/commentary, if you ask me.
[re=624160]Prommie[/re]: Of course not. ‘Baby’ is not a German word, and the takes his Cosplay VERY seriously.
Rush is right. I’m SO jealous of not being able to stare at my mug in the mirror every morning and say, “God, I’m the world’s biggest shitbag!”
Anyone know how to photo shop veins on to say, cigars?
As a conservative, watching the progressives on this site implode over Rush Limbaugh is quite comical.
It makes me wonder if I saw Keith or Rachael having a heart attack, what would I do?
Here is the difference between progressives and anyone else in the world…. a non-progressive would get help. They probably have some sort of moral code that would force them too (thus the reason I would get help for a dying Rachael Maddow)
Hateful progressives….you are sad and do not represent America. America is realizing what progressives really stand for…..
This still does not answer my question about the vein thing.
I think most people on the left live in a world where merit is irrelevant.
Is there nothing Rush Limbaugh can’t turn into a negative generalization of liberals?
Rusty is on wife 4 now? I suspect he is like people who buy horses and don’t ride them or people who buy exotic cars and leave them garaged almost exclusively. She probably has a wing of the enclave to herself, and once in a great while is called upon to render services. After a few years both get bored and/or disgusted with the situation and he gets a fresh one. Sometimes I even wonder if he even touches them, or if he just keeps them on a shelf until he gets bored or she gets sufficiently repulsed. As for his kicking the bucket, I guess I don’t wish a painful nasty lingering death on him, but would probably smile if he passed on in an efficient and timely manner.
Shutting up progressives is very simple. Tell the truth.
Some one ought to go to DR and interview his hookers, find out just how small and perverted he is.
[re=624832]cramer12[/re]: Or jumping onto a thread as it’s winding down, huh, loser.
[re=624737]Rotundo[/re]: A wing of the enclave? His third wife and her kids from a previous marriage lived in a separate house in Rusty’s compound.
Hell, KCRW employs Henry Rollins. He calls his show the sonic jihad or something. NPR would have to spend quite a bit of time apologizing for everything he says.
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