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UHHH..."The Secret Service investigated an Alabama high school teacher for using the example of shooting President Obama while teaching a geometry lesson." Is there any other way to teach geometry? "He was talking about angles and said, 'If you're in this building, you would need to take this angle to shoot the president.'" Oh dear god. And not that it matters, but what's he thinking here, secant? cotangent? Corresponding Parts of Congruent Triangles are Congruent (CPCTC)? Just kidding, it does matter. [ TPM ]