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SEMI-MUSLIM UNDERWEAR MODEL WINS TEEVEE PRIZE: Ever since that "Miss USA Teenager" show with thatdumb gal from South Carolina who, ultimately, is much smarter than Sarah Palin, we have closely followed the teevee beauty pageants put on by Donald Trump. Today that hard work paid off when we noticed some gal from Michigan won the "Miss USA Barely Legal" contest even though she tripped on her nightgown and is "kinda Muslim." Welcome to the real America, underwear model Rima Fakih! [ NYT / E-Online ]