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THE BP CEO IS AN IDIOT: The chief executive of BP hashanded in his sixth grade science reportgiven an interview to theGuardian, and it is very important. "The Gulf of Mexico is a very big ocean." Oh god. "The amount of volume of oil and dispersant we are putting into it is tiny in relation to the total water volume." Really?? Huh. What's everyone freaking out about then? "We will fix it. I guarantee it. The only question is we do not know when." Eh, basic timetable, minor sticking point. [ The Guardian ]