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GORDON BROWN TO QUIT FOR LABOUR/LIB-DEM SEXYTIME: As mentioned in thepost below, Posh-Ponce David Cameron couldn't make a Tory/Lib-Dem deal, so now Nick Clegg is having romantic talks with Labour, and Gordon Brown just said he'd step down as Prime Minister so that Labour and the Lib-Dems can make a Shared Government against the Evil Conservatives. [ BBC ]