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SARAH PALIN ON MICHELE BACHMANN, THE DEFINITIVE QUOTE: “I knew that we’d be buddies when I met her when she said, ‘Drill here, drill now.’ And then I replied, ‘Drill, baby, drill’ and then we both said, ‘You betcha!'” Just… whoa. [Political Wire]

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  • Bronkers

    Just… Oh, god. No need for much else. They wrote it themselves.

  • Hamilton

    Ken Layne eats at “The Cereal Bowl.”

  • Crank Tango

    and then i said, “that’s what she said.”

  • ManchuCandidate

    That’s a pretty lousy lesbian letter to Penthouse.

    Freedum’s just another word for unfappable.

  • MargeSimpsonsBlackFriend

    It’s like a meeting of the minds but without brains.

  • Larry McAwful

    So what’s the story? Are they talking dildos, or is at least one of them a man? National Enquirer, get on this story before the Politico does and makes it all boring.

  • queeraselvis v 2.0

    Geez, lunch tastes a lot different coming back up.

  • SmutBoffin

    What kind of slashfic site calls itself “Political Wire”?

    [re=551887]Hamilton[/re]: Wow, you sure showed him with that one.

  • proudgrampa

    What were they talking about? Some new radical vibrator design?

  • What Fresh Hell is This?

    [re=551893]MargeSimpsonsBlackFriend[/re]: It’s another case of “bra over brains.” Wins every time.

  • Pete-O

    Just figured out the granny Madonna look.

    It’s in support of her daughter, Bristol Meth. Like a Virgin, baby.

  • DoktorZoom
  • joezoo

    FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP

  • Beowoof

    This sounds like a conversation on the short bus to congress.

  • comicbookguy

    First I was all “uh uh” and she was all “uh huh” and then we both went “woah totally!” And then mister professor president started with his “blah blah blah” and we were like “as if!”

    And so I want to thank the Nobel committee for recognizing my achievement in elevating the nation’s political discourse.

  • Bz

    Just porn talk, I think.

  • Zadig

    This is the threshold, kids. This is what complete immunity to parody looks like.

  • slappypaddy

    paging dr. freud, paging dr. freud, please call outpatient therapy stat.

  • WadISay

    Anybody who thought they were a couple of babbling idiots is going to have to reconsider after reading this.

  • SayItWithWookies

    I knew Sarah Palin wasn’t the sharpest knife in the drawer, but I thought she could at least differentiate between a conversation and the echoes bouncing around in her own head. When she and Bachmann have sex, do they call their favorite position thirty-four-and-a-half?

  • coolcatdaddy

    It’s not like they were wiggling it around in excrement or something…

  • ella

    They’re really a perfect pair. Between the two of them, they can’t spell MGM backwards.

  • chascates

    But are they fuck buddies?

  • Berkeley Bear

    Given how clingy Michelle was with W, she might well go all Fatal Attraction when she finds out the Grifter has no interest in actually campaigning/working ever again.

  • twoeightnine
  • Native of SL UT

    Meet the girls of SapphicPolitical, the webs hottest new site.

  • The Lucky Republican

    Show the video of Bristol getting sexier and sexier again. Mmmmmmmm . . . .

  • Lionel Hutz Esq.

    Wait, I’m pretty sure that was on Cinemax last night.

  • Ron Hitler-Paul

    “Friends are friends, pals are pals, buddies sleep together.”

  • RoscoePColtraine

    I heard something like that on a gay porn dvd. I’ve watched it on ‘mute’ ever since.

  • armoredbore

    Palin: Happy Happy?
    Bachmann: Joy Joy!
    Both: Happy Happy JOY JOY JOOOOOY!

  • SayItWithWookies

    [re=551932]Native of SL UT[/re]: “Dumb girls doing it wrong.”

  • TheCoolestGuyInTown

    Then I said death panels and she said health care for Mexicans. Then I said tax and spend and she said don’t trust the Census. Then we both said we should shoot Liberals.

  • AxmxZ

    Countdown to them making out on stage: 5….4….

  • Aurelio

    I don’t care what any of you commie pinko faggots say. Michelle Bachman looks pretty damn good for 65. I think being a psychopath has something to do with it. They don’t worry about anything, so they don’t get lines in their faces. Zero conscience = endless youth. You just need to make a deal with Mr. Scratch.

  • obfuscator

    reading this made my penis cry, and the tears were not tears of joy.

  • uncletravelingmatt

    I think it’s sweet. Reminds me of how I met my girl.
    She said, “Hatred is not a family value.”
    I said, “No fat chicks.”
    Then, we both said, “Z-Rock 106.2!” The rest is history.

  • tencentcomic

    We can only hope that Michelle was pointing at her pride and joy when she said, “…drill here!” Oh by the way, were they facing each other? It is important to know these details, ya know.

  • Flanders

    [re=551948]Aurelio[/re]: She DOES look good for 65 – almost like, she were 54!

  • iwillsavethispatient

    Great minds think alike, but weak ones rarely differ. I’ll let you decide which camp they fall into.

  • Troubledog

    GMILFs are so hot right now.

  • Smoke Filled Roommate

    [re=551887]Hamilton[/re]: That’s the second time.. Anything else?

  • Lascauxcaveman

    Ewww and Ewwwwer.

  • weejee

    [re=551959]iwillsavethispatient[/re]: Aren’t these grate minds, expressed through their grating voices, to gravel our poor ears?

  • AnglRdr

    I smell think tank!

    Do y’all remember the first post here about Palin? I do–it was about G[overnors]ILFs, when she won the governorship of Alaska.

    Is she still any sort of ‘ILF?

  • Smoke Filled Roommate

    [re=551962]Lascauxcaveman[/re]: Stu and Pidder?

  • Buttery1000

    Bachmann makes Palin look like a Roads Scholar.

  • Naked Bunny with a Whip

    My RSS feed’s headline truncated that quote to “I knew that we’d be bu…, leading me to wild speculation.

  • Naked Bunny with a Whip

    I admit that my speculation fell far short of the reality.

  • Buzz Feedback

    Which one has a cokk?

  • Mista Eko

    Oh yeah, that was right after the scene where she did the 2 Russians.

  • AnglRdr

    [re=551975]Buttery1000[/re]: *chortle*

  • MsNicky

    [re=551931]twoeightnine[/re]: Very nice. I especially like Michelle’s “waving hello!” bunny ear.

  • BeWoot

    [re=551969]AnglRdr[/re]: ‘Fraid so. Shame is powerless against lust. It’s an old story.

  • Terry

    [re=551889]ManchuCandidate[/re]:

    I don’t know. The guys of Wonkette have at various times deemed Palin, Katherine Harris, and Bachmann as hotties.

    Y’all got questionable male urges, I swear.

  • southern mark smith

    [re=551969]AnglRdr[/re]: FNHILF, MFILF, TPLILF, MoFILF, HoTILF, SBGILF….

  • Ruhe

    [re=551893]MargeSimpsonsBlackFriend[/re]: So then by “meeting of the minds” you mean “bumping of the donuts”?

  • AnglRdr

    [re=551986]BeWoot[/re]: Well, I guess it’ll be nice to tell my mom Sarah Palin is why I went lezbo.

  • Monsieur Grumpe

    Most heterosexual men have a fantasy of a threesome with two females. I WAS one them.

  • ArugulaTeleprompterz

    [re=551887]Hamilton[/re]: hengh? Is that you WALNUTS?

  • Crank Tango

    [re=551996]ArugulaTeleprompterz[/re]: or this guy? wtf? http://twitter.com/hamiltonnolan

  • iburl

    Bimboverload

  • Radiotherapy

    Needs more screetch.

  • turtlesallthewaydown

    Sort of like when Ned Flanders met George Bush.
    “Find and dandy like sour candy!”

  • nappyduggs

    These two birds are full of shite. They’re tight like Snowbilly’s baby hatch. The estrogen-or replacement therapy- coupled with unbridled opportunism and teh stoopid, is bound to result in the most unappealing cat-fight evar.

  • bflrtsplk

    Drill … baby drill!!! No wait. That didn’t come out right.

  • foulmouthed mrscreant

    [re=552004]nappyduggs[/re]: I can see them on Jerry Springer now. Well at least the grifter~and her children, and grandchildren.

  • Plasmasmell

    Jesus, it’s like if you set two wind-up dolls facing each other and then pulled their strings.

    “Will you be my friend?”
    “Math is hard!”
    “Drill, baby, drill!
    “You betcha!”

  • Servo

    The Whores that Babble On.

  • artpepper

    Then Megyn Kelly felt a wave of explosions wash over her.

    Wait, that was just the Soviet nuclear arsenal.

  • ForTheTurnstiles

    [re=551987]Terry[/re]: It don’t come easy.

  • Servo

    Which one will get the other Liza-faced first? Place yer bets, place yer bets.

  • eclecticbrotha

    “Nailin’ Palin III: Drill, Baby, Drill!” is the next installment in the Palin pr0n series. All girl on girl action with twice the stupid and none of the brains. Unless by “brains” you mean “oral sex”.

  • Darkness

    “Then I said, ‘the thousands of issued but unused offshore leases would tend to indicate that the market is not currently willing to bear the additional costs associated with exploration and extraction of our domestic supply but in the upcoming decades when oil demands a higher price, this will happen naturally and as capitalists we should not distort the market because that is in essence lining the pockets of industry with taxpayer money. KIDDING! LOLZ!'”

  • Hemp Dogbane

    The tongue kiss from Bachmann was again uncomfortably long, but this time because the recipient wouldn’t let go.

  • Sharkey

    [re=551897]proudgrampa[/re]: No, it’s a new method of applying enhanced interrogation to underage suspected terrorists.

  • arwenator

    As a person with ladybits I am glad to see that women are now equal with men in turning out vapid, stupid politicians who simply posture and preen for the sake of their own ego.

    We’ve come a long way, baby.

  • Mr Blifil

    This is funny. Them pretending to be friends. You know what attention whores don’t get to have? Friends. They’re too busy finding ways to draw attention to themselves. Oh and they’re so paranoid about being paid attention to, they make it a point, when they see another attention whore in the close proximity, to hate that motherfuckers motherfucking guts.

    These two are about as friendly as Yoko and Paul.

  • El Pinche

    SARA PALIN STILL HAS MORE SEXECCUTIVE SEXPERIENCE THAN NOBAMMA!!1!

  • Lilybart

    [re=551886]Bronkers[/re]: But she LIED as usual. Apparently this was before Michael Steele said Drill baby Drill, who said it first. so she is making shit up again.

  • MsNicky

    [re=552037]arwenator[/re]: As a wise attorney with female bits told me back in the 90s when I was doing a freelance story on feminism: “Equality will have been achieved when the mediocre woman can rise to the same level as the mediocre man.” Yeah well, we’re gettin’ there.

  • mustardman

    Bachmann-Palin 2012 campaign slogan, “Drill me Baby, drill me”

  • Jim89048

    [re=552046]Lilybart[/re]: True, dat. I saw him say that at his speech to the repub convention in ’08 and all I could think of was where did the repubs find such a pliant negro?

  • Smoke Filled Roommate

    Palin: “Duh?”
    Bachmann: “Duh!”
    Both: (clapping and drooling) “Duhhhhhhhhhhh!”
    Fin

  • queeraselvis v 2.0

    [re=551989]Ruhe[/re]: Hahahahaha.

  • ArugulaTeleprompterz

    [re=551998]Crank Tango[/re]: Does Ken have a stalker?

  • Monsieur Grumpe

    [re=552016]Servo[/re]:
    HA! That is some funny shit. Thanks.

  • Katydid

    [re=552039]Mr Blifil[/re]:
    These two are about as friendly as Yoko and Paul.

    Interesting fact. If you read the Constitution backward, it says
    PAUL IS DEAD.

  • canadasteve

    Uh, this is another one of those sad, American jokes, right?

  • SayItWithWookies

    Oh, look — Lawrence Wilkerson just swore under oath that Dubya, Cheney and Rumsfeld knew that the majority of Gitmo detainees were innocent but wouldn’t release them because it would make the detention program look inept and half-assed:

    Colonel Wilkerson, who was General Powell’s chief of staff when he ran the State Department, was most critical of Mr Cheney and Mr Rumsfeld. He claimed that the former Vice-President and Defence Secretary knew that the majority of the initial 742 detainees sent to Guantánamo in 2002 were innocent but believed that it was “politically impossible to release them.”

    http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/us_and_americas/article7092435.ece

    It’s not a smoking gun, but it points the way.

  • Cicada

    [re=552058]ArugulaTeleprompterz[/re]: Hamilton Nolan is a writer/editor over at Gawker. I’m guessing it isn’t the same guy.

  • obfuscator

    [re=552072]SayItWithWookies[/re]: wilkerson’s had a hate-boner for bush and cheney ever since they turned powell into a sacrificial lamb. good on him.

  • Trick E. Dick

    And thus Parody ceased to be…

  • Smoke Filled Roommate

    [re=552058]ArugulaTeleprompterz[/re]: Pssst…I heard Layne eats at “The Cereal Bowl.”

  • Mr Blifil

    [re=552077]Smoke Filled Roommate[/re]: Troll Fail. We never mention Wonkabout on these pages. It’s simply not done. Acknowledging the existence of Wonkabout on a Wonkette thread would be like Breitbart acknowledging that he minces around a lot and is rarely seen in the company of women (most especially his wife).

    So go nuts with the cutting “Cereal Bowl” references because the rest of us are, like, literally clueless as to what you are even talking about.

  • Bearbloke

    [re=551969]AnglRdr[/re]: “I smell think tank!” I smell old canned ham, coming downwind from the stage…

  • Vulpes82

    So, how long until the big fallout? I give it six months, or until either one feels she’s being upstaged. The incomprehensible “verbal” cat fights will be amazing!

  • SayItWithWookies

    [re=552074]obfuscator[/re]: I know I shouldn’t fall for it, but after electing a smart, sane Constitutional law professor and then passing universal healthcare, I’m starting to think, in this little renaissance of sanity, that anything could happen. And besides — it’s spring, and a young man’s fancy turns to thoughts of war crimes tribunals.

  • SayItWithWookies

    [re=552086]Vulpes82[/re]: If Bachmann wins it’s a toss-up. But if she loses, November 3rd. Especially if Michele doesn’t let Sarah give the concession speech she’s prepared.

  • FlipOffResearch

    Somehow this quote reminds me of Meg McCabes cleavage shot.

  • nyhfrog

    Wow. Actual image of hot Lezbo action which does nothing for me. They’ve even ruined that.

  • Smoke Filled Roommate

    [re=552078]Mr Blifil[/re]: Me? Troll? Hardly.. To “clue you in” on what I was talking about, go here and here. Oh, and most importantly, here.

  • Smoke Filled Roommate

    [re=552078]Mr Blifil[/re]: Me? Troll? Hardly.. Scroll up a little and you’ll see what I was referring to, Einstein.

  • Crank Tango

    [re=552097]Smoke Filled Roommate[/re]: I didn’t think he was talking to you directly…
    [re=552073]Cicada[/re]: did you see those tweets tho? I guess I just don’t get twitter snark.

  • I Heart Accuracy

    Hey. I have a drinking game. Any time S &/or M quote/paraphrase Liz the Lipstick Bulldagger, everyone drinks a shot of chilled Rose and looks at a postcard with a photo of Jacksonville, while cackling. Amirite?

  • LowerdPeninsula

    You know that Sarah hates the shit out of Michele. Michele is just a plain crazy true-believer, but Palin is the epitome of an attention-whore, and will say anything as long as you pay here for it.

    These two are the definition of “frenemies”.

  • peggynooner

    [re=551987]Terry[/re]: Sing it, sister. Oh and hey – what ever happened to nojo, dodgerblue, serolfdivad and afghanvet? Oh, that‘s right…

  • ElRat

    Ah, a couple of female Necromongers on the threshold to The Underverse already devolving into holey brained half-deads.

    That’s so, like, fucking rad! You betcha!

  • gurukalehuru

    [re=552090]SayItWithWookies[/re]: April 8th, 2010…and a Wilkerson’s word was there.

  • Diana Davies

    Do you think they rubbed peeps after? I mean seriously?

  • phineas_bounderby

    They both have their strengths.

    Bachmann’s eyes have independent movement, and she can make them spin in her head until they look like a blur. That’s a really cool talent.

    … and Palin looks like Tina Fey would look after a ten week Hostess Twinkie’s binge. That’s sorta cool too.

  • hockeymom

    [re=551969]AnglRdr[/re]: Those were such innocent days. We are all older, sadder and wiser now.

  • Vas Deferens

    You can’t spell bipartisan without ‘bi.’

  • Barrelhse

    [re=552077]Smoke Filled Roommate[/re]: And he eats Froot Loops.

  • Barrelhse

    [re=552081]Bearbloke[/re]: It’s not ham you smell, that’s Tuna fish.

  • disgustedcitizen

    When Bachmann said, “Drill here, Drill now!” she wasn’t by any chance pointing at her crotch was she? And if that’s the case just how did she think Palin was going to drill her? God, that woman is stupid!

  • arwenator

    MsNicky – absolutely. We’ve worked hard enough that our most dimwitted ladies actually have a shot at fatcatdom. I was startled to hear criticism of Palin during the election being categorized as misogynistic. While some amount of it likely was in some way, the vast majority seemed simply aimed a human who was out of her depth on a host of issues.

  • Pooperazzi

    Sarah’s Little Precious is only just a bit drier than Michelle’s.

  • leaveskoalrebelalone

    buddies?!?!?!? like jim carrey in ‘the cable guy’?!?!?!?

  • eastcoastliberal

    It’s 9:30am and no posts yet? I’ve already been called a communist….twice. I need backup. Where are you communists?

  • bamaboy

    [re=552088]SayItWithWookies[/re]:

    “And besides — it’s spring, and a young man’s fancy turns to thoughts of war crimes tribunals.”

    When the big O was elected, I had a dream. On Inauguration Day, just after the swearing, the Secret Service would pick up Bush, Cheney, Condi, Powell and the rest of the cabal and load ’em on Air Force 1 for a little trip to the Netherlands for a fair trial. Of course, W would get a private cabin with a pistol and a bullet in hopes he would do the honorable thing.

  • seriesoftubescleaner

    “The Real Housewives of Idiotsville”

  • Curved

    OMG! ‘Scissor me timbers!’ BWAAHHHAAAA!!!!!!!

  • lawrenceofthedesert

    How very apt — Palin the peripatetic golddigger shilling for the oil companies and hoping for her next trick, while Crazy Michele is out there drilling for oil in Minnesota. Otoh, Michele may be a toxic nutbrain wilcatter wannabe, but at least she can hold down a job.

  • Magginkat

    Praise the lord and pass the ammunition! Not sure what that means but seems appropriate for these two nut cases.

  • TGY

    The waves of crazy resonate.

  • bunnyhead

    by the numbers…

    SP = 5 kids
    MB = 5 kids + 23 foster kids (winner)

    In the period from 1995 through 2006, the Bachmann family farm as a whole received $251,973 in federal subsidies, chiefly for dairy and corn price supports…thanks Wiki!

    Bachmann and her husband own a mental health care practice in Stillwater, Minnesota. Also.

  • Jim89048

    [re=552205]bunnyhead[/re]: There’s a whole lot of “physician, heal thyself” hidden in there, somewhere.

  • PunkyBruiser

    You all laugh now.. but when the zombie war begins, the brainless will prevail!!

    Palin/Bachman 2012

  • tater tot

    In the HP story Sarah told Michele that M. was a firecracker (or maybe just a cracker) with a stiff spine- I guess she was commenting on Michele’s age.

  • thefrontpage

    I’d pay $10 to jello wrestle naked with Bachmann and Palin, with the provision that all three of us down two Tequila shots and two Jack and Cokes beforehand.

    I think this would be a most enjoyable activity.

    No one can watch, though.

  • GeneralLerong

    [re=552016]Servo[/re]: Thanks, Servo. Am a little late getting here, but that was worth the trip.

    Can we have Wonkette hankies with stuff like that embroidered on them?

  • YogaCougar

    Enjoy the mutual drilling fantasy but this will likely be the last time Sarah appears anywhere near Michelle because Sarah (~age 46) looks older than Michelle (~age 54) in these photos. The sloppy bun, heavy makeup, QVC pearls, black on black attire, glasses and nasty attitude add 20 hard years to Sarah.

  • sezme

    I’d drill that.

  • Aurelio

    [re=552416]YogaCougar[/re]: I dunno. I’d be up for a three-way with the two of them. Duct tape would have to be involved.

  • Senile Agitation

    [re=552033]Darkness[/re]: Thank you, that deserves a prize. Or, you know, some acknowledgment. Don’t tell the ladies, but it’s rumored there is oil under the Big Rock Candy Mountain.

  • ArthurTwoSheds

    This is hilarious for many reasons. Other than the lesbian overtones, it’s funny how when they FIRST MET they did what sounds like the equivalent of a secret handshake; they babbled to each other like toddlers do when they first meet; their first conversation was composed of stupid slogans and catchphrases that one of them popularized. They truly are empty-headed. Come to think of it, their meeting sounds to have gone a lot like this one

    Bachmann’s quote is priceless, too:
    “She is so much one of us,” Bachmann said of Palin, “And as absolutely drop dead gorgeous this woman is on the outside, I’m here to testify that she is 20 times more beautiful on the inside.”
    GOOBLE GOBBLE! GOOBLE GOBBLE! And why only 20 times more beautiful? And why would her insides be “beautiful”?

  • ArthurTwoSheds

    eh. Sorry for not making that an “open in new window” link

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