Splashing the Wine With All the Rain Dogs
Chuckling horror sack Dick Cheney is "resting comfortably" after his latest hospitalization for chest pains. America won't be "resting comfortably" until his obituary is published. [ Reuters ]
Speaking of murdering civilians in poor countries, U.S. forces killed busloads of innocent women and children in Afghanistan on Sunday, because really, what are you going to do about it? [ LA Times ]
An Afghan immigrant to America admits he plotted a big terror attack against America. What would make an ungrateful immigrant from Afghanistan do such a crazy thing? [ New York Times ]
Remember that new Republican star, Senator Scott Brown? All the teabaggers hate his guts now. [ Fox News ]
Bob Dole is in the hospital, too. Bob Dole doesn't like that. [ CBC ]
A friendly and handsome Great Dane living in Arizona has been named the world's tallest dog, because he's nearly twice John McCain's height -- and much smarter. [ Phoenix New Times ]