HISTORY OF THE DAY: Did you love those nerdy “On This Day” newspaper wire features full of Strange & Unusual facts (or actually just well-known major events) that happened on this particular day? WELL THEN YOU ARE SURE TO LOVE your editor’s new HISTORY OF THE DAY feature, so go look at Day One. [True/Slant]
HISTORIC ANNOUNCEMENTS 12:08 pm February 17, 2010
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That is the best picture I ever saw of Paris Hilton. Just the hair extensions alone must have cost as much as a hotel, not to mention the post-production air brushing photoshop geek fees and boob enhancement surgery. I would let this cosmetico-medico-CGI lady fellate me anytime. But would it still be Paris Hilton? If you change enough parts, it isn’t her anymore, like the famous Model T Ford.
Looks like Hilton Hotels, Inc. made them take it down. Capitalist swine!
I’d hit that, in a full-body condom.
Paris Hilton > the CIA + Garfield? Wait, actually, yeah, that’s about right.
Also, *I* laughed at the seal joke, at least. You are a punny man, Mr. Layne.
I agree with Aurelio, that is a good picture of her. To paraphrase The Bloodhound Gang – You’ve had a lot of dick Paris, but you ain’t had mine.
How is it her 30th birthday? Is it 2011 already?
Ha ha ha! That Garfield, what a scamp. Never fails to give me a chuckle.
I know math is hard, Ken. If she was born on this day in 1981, doesn’t that make her 29?
Paris Hilton hasn’t shown up in the news much at all — in fact, her attention whoring has fallen off so much, she’s been downgraded to Brussels.
[re=514220]Crank Tango[/re]: well, the news this year has been so shitty so far, I am all for skipping a year. Plus, I turn 40 next year, so I can have a big party.
Feh. Paris Hilton, last decade’s Meghan McCain.
I think the CIA should have a seal on its seal. It would be much more warm and friendly as an agency. Lose that bad secretive, torturing reputation.
[re=514227]Doglessliberal[/re]: Tell me about it–I hit the big 4-0 in November. All of my friends are having their big parties now and by the time mine rolls around it won’t be party season, so whatever.
[re=514228]S.Luggo[/re]: but at least Paris made sex tapes and showed her pussy off in public like it was an engagement ring.
I liked the interview with R.U. Sirius better. “Whither the counterculture?” and all that. Good stuff.
Perhaps the predominant culture now is engaged in the kind of quasi-mystical thinking that previously was the domain of “freaks”. Folks today have only the vaguest ideas about their place in the universe and about the origins of the quaint technological marvels that they interact with constantly, all day. There is a great deal of well-accepted mainstream physical/biological science that has transformative ramifications for our species and society. More, even, then any half-baked mystical tradition can imagine. When will the youngsters get hip to science?
What were we talking about again? Oh, yeah, Paris. She’s great.
[re=514224]Jim89048[/re]: Shhh, I am trying to enrage her TWITTER FOLLOWERS
A day for birthdays — my Mom’s 95!
So back in 1784, the original Levi’s were made out of chocolate-flavored leather? Cool!
[re=514241]Crank Tango[/re]: I think the “party” is actually going to be 10 days in Europe with spouse (should have the miles for free tix by then), but hey, we might do that and a party!
[re=514249]Ken Layne[/re]: Think about that. People want to know what she says. Her words of wisdom in 140 characters. If she is the Platonic form of dumb, what does that make her followers?
AND like President Truman Princess Paris enacted Royal Decree 9021069 which created a new seal for whatever agency employs skanks and it features the Bald Snatch.[re=514250]
Not really sure what “follow me” means under your photo, Ken Layne (some kind of messianic thing?), but I am hoping to have your endorsement/input for a new product line of detachable beards I am developing.
She’s only 30? I thought she was a lot older…like 40. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Fuck you, my day is brightened knowing that Nixon went to China on this date in 1972…
[re=514256]Doglessliberal[/re]: yeah I’ve been telling myself I had until 40 to permanently move to Europe. Sent off a CV last night, so we’ll see how that goes.
No matter what tho we are going this summer–iceland air has a deal where if you fly them you can stop in iceland for as long as you want and the ticket is the same. right now we are looking at about 800 from jfk to paris and back outta amsterdam, spending a night in rekjavik. Midnight sun motherfuckers!
But Paris Hilton likes to keep abreast of the burning issues of our day.
[re=514256]Doglessliberal[/re]: “If she is the Platonic form of dumb, what does that make her followers?”
Still smarter than the teabaggers.
[re=514302]TGY[/re]: No, Paris Hilton likes to rub her breasts on the issues of our day.
[re=514302]TGY[/re]: You probably got that burning issue from Paris Hilton; better see a doctor.
[re=514250]proudgrampa[/re]: yay grandma!
Uh, Ken, the beard is starting to freak me out a little bit. Maybe you could trim it up a little bit or sumthin?
[re=514218]Balls![/re]: The picture of Paris Hilton that Ken posted for this thread is from her Wikipedia entry here. She still looks good even in this enlarged high res image. This is living proof that women are half-illusion. The other half is better left to the imagination.
say what you will, the picture made me click the clicky
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