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It’s a Siemens problem. Siemen is always the problem.
By my count this is the third time we’ve been covered in Siemens. Does Siemens love Wonkette not wisely but too well?
Not having comments to compose and read leaves more time for work. That is not good. Thank goodness they’re back.
I knew there was something amiss when I ran across the fly with Vincent Price’s head yelling “help me — help meeeee.”
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This is a test comment.
Yup. Guess it works.
Barack Obama’s nuclear-powered wind turbines broke the comments?
Goddam Kenyan tech smartass messiahs and their goddam socialist, big-gubmint pagan anti-family programs!
Today, we are all mime commenters.
[re=514083]Sweet Baby Cheeses[/re]: I blame the fact that the naked Lix Phair photo is still at the top; of course Siemens is going to get into the system and gunk things up, it’s surprising that it took this long.
The librrrl commentariat appears righted. Oops, that’s one of them there oxymaroons.
HEY! IS THIS THING ON??
Oh, yes it is. yay!
I told you not to hire Baby K. Smith as an admin, but noo….
“Technical staff” means Baby K. Smith and Jim’s cat, doesn’t it?
I was worried that Juli “accidentally” tucked the instruction manual in with all the office supplies she left with.
It’s Sarah Palin’s fault. And Seth McFarland’s fault, too.
Er, Seth McFarlane’s fault.
But Wonkett. I keep my dirty thoughts to you.
[re=514083]Sweet Baby Cheeses[/re]:
SEMEN is the problem.
It’s ALWAYS the problem.
Men have too much.
Women want more, but are too polite to ask for it.
Oh, and FOX ‘news’ sucks.
And the Tea bagger party is good.
For progressives.
(Damn, I should have used more profanity. How often do we GET free rein here?)
[re=514122]Vulpes82[/re]: that’s cute.
Shot across the bow from a certain young hawt blogger at Vanity Fair, obvs.
My St. Albans classmates and I have been calling our classmate, blue dog Senator Evan Bayh to repentance, but it has only spooked him into withdrawing precipitously.
Repentance, Evan. Not withdrawal. Not resignation. Certainly not going on the talk shows and blaming other people. Repentance.
Evan needs to apologize to the president for damaging the country, make amends by turning on Wellpoint – he took over $2,000,000 from them and blocked health insurance reform. That’s blood money. Luckily, there’s a sacrament for that. Even that. Repent!
New facebook group. Today’s Ash Wednesday, the perfect day to join us
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=356653215728
[re=514158]Dorje Chenpo[/re]: Look, you seem well-meaning, why don’t you just drop off a few of your pamphlets and leave us in peace, I promise I’ll read them later.
We spooked him enough to withdraw. I want to get this blue dog to turn on his corporate master. Please. Help. I think we can do this.
You have NO idea how much “hard right over the easy wrong” they drilled into us at St. Albans. Well, here: http://www.nytimes.com/2000/10/23/opinion/23iht-edignatius.t_1.html?pagewanted=1
This is just honor code, writ large.
Remember how Rahm said we’d be “fucking retarded” to attack the blue dogs? He’s right, but if we just stay silent, it’s like being in an abusive relationship and keeping quiet so you don’t lose your home. So what can we do if we don’t attack? How about calling him to repentance compassionately?
C’mon, a gay Buddhist called to be the old testament prophet for his St. Albans class? God has a great sense of humor. Join. It’s Ash Wednesday. Easier than getting schmutz on your forehead.
It’s because of the witches! The witches have cast a spell on Wonkette!
She turned me into a newt!
So I had this dream that there was this post by ken, and paris hilton was there, and we were all tweaking in the desert, and then I wake up and gay buddhists are something about facebook and blue dogs. I am gonna try to get back to sleep now.
Hmm; comments still seem to be working now, but it looks like the Siemens eated Ken’s latest post. Oh well, at least that gets the overexposed spoiled talentless joke of a celebrity off the screen.
DO NOT GO OUTSIDE TODAY!
CATHOLICS WILL GITCHYA!
[re=514181]Dorje Chenpo[/re]: I had a close friend who was a graduate of St. Alban’s. She was so nice that I always figured St. Albans must be a nice place. After reading your posts, now I’m not so sure. Maybe she was nice in spite of St. Alban’s, and not because of it.
Aurelio: She was a tranny, then. St. Albans is all male
[re=514187]BadKitty[/re]: (To tie in with one of yesterday’s threads)
I’ve got a theory, it could be witches, some evil witches,
which is ridiculous cause witches they were persecuted, and wicca,
good and loved the earth, and woman power, and I’ll be over here.
Git yer damn face outa that bong-pipe and straighten up, dammit!
[re=514083]Sweet Baby Cheeses[/re]: The siemen made the comments so sticky, they all stuck together.
[re=514188]Crank Tango[/re]: And according to the counter up there, 68 of us have been suckered into looking at a 404 screen. Witches and their majick…
[re=514189]JMP[/re]: “Oh well, at least that gets the overexposed spoiled talentless joke of a celebrity off the screen.”
I think the comments are all wonky, still. Clearly the above comment was for one of the Sarah Palin stories.
O frabjous day — the Siemens are back!
Curling update!!!
End of End 4:
Germany 1
U.S.A 1
U.S.A. completely blows last shot and gets 1 point instead of 3.
Yesterday Jim, in a trance, locks himself out of his house and almost dies of freezing.
Today there are technical difficulties from outer space.
Tomorrow?
I tried to click on the ad to buy some siemen, but the website confused me.
“Somewhere in America, patients get more face time than flies do.”
Kind of a strange battle cry. Even so, I’d rather look at Siemens up there than Maher any day.
Oh, FILES! (Never mind.)
Curling update!!!
End of End 5:
Germany – 4
U.S.A – 1
Oh for fucks sake. The U.S.A. completely blows it again and lets Germany get 3 out of the deal.
SOMEWHERE IN KAZAKHSTAN SOME DOUCHE WITH A WHITE HELMET IS TAKING A LUNCH BREAK NEXT TO A WIND FARM
Curling update!!!
End of End 6:
Germany – 4
U.S.A – 2
Whew! U.S.A. gets a point back. However, the U.S. now has to start playing a little more aggressively, which doesn’t suit their style nor their ability.
Curling update!!!
End of End 7:
Germany – 4
U.S.A – 3
Whew! U.S.A. gets another point and now they have the Hammer so they have to make it count.
This End will perhaps make or break the game.
Escape Goat Nation finally blows Seimans out of the water!
I already forgot what my seimans question was at work. Fucking retard, also.
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