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You know, like, uh, college!OBAMA WILL INDOCTRINATE YOUTHS AT THESE COLLEGES: Alan Keyes, put those bloody fetus toys back in the stroller — we’re going to the U of Michigan! And “Hampton”! These are the two lucky colleges that will host Barack Obama as commencement speaker this year. Unfortunately, neither of them are papist or god-y, so there won’t be any “Notre Dame fireworks.” At least not at Michigan. Who knows what this Hampton thing is? Muslin, probably. [AP]

  • SayItWithWookies

    Al-Hampton is one of those traditionally Muslin colleges. And the oppression of Jesus continues.

  • thejesusandmarycheney

    Hampton is actually Sikh-Montessori.

  • V572625694

    Hampton U is an historically black college in Hampton VA, near Norfolk. Very leet in the old days, one is told.

  • Doglessliberal

    ahh, Hampton is here in Ole Virginny and a historically Negro school, so you know… clearly muslin.

  • Doglessliberal

    [re=512025]V572625694[/re]: Norfolk, pron. “no-fuck”. Seriously, in the local accent. Like Fauquier County, which is “fuck-eer”. A lot of repressed Virginians letting it out in these sneaky ways.

  • DickTaterPeeNoShay

    Hampton University founded 1868, named for Lionel Hampton(b. 1908), jazz great, Catholic then Jew then Christian Scientist. Probably this is true, maybe.

  • Jim Newell

    [re=512025]V572625694[/re]: [re=512026]Doglessliberal[/re]: Uh oh. Well now I am a racist.

  • Barcode of the Apocalypse

    [re=512030]Jim Newell[/re]: Jim, today we are all Racists.
    (Tomorrow, too, and so forth.)

  • thejesusandmarycheney

    [re=512027]Doglessliberal[/re]: The first time I drove through Fauquier County I could not stop giggling.

    “Hee hee! Fauquier County! And the horse it rode in on!”

  • eekahil

    “Hampton” is Cockney Rhyming Slang.

    “Hampton” is short for “Hampton Wick” (a London Suburb)

    Which means “prick” or “dick”.

    Short ex: Why don’t you just suck my Hampton, you Berk!
    Long ex : Why don’t you just suck my Hampton Wick, you Berkshire Hunt!

  • JMP

    [re=512030]Jim Newell[/re]: Don’t worry; the only historically black college I can ever remember is Hillman. Shat, I’m a racist too.

  • Doglessliberal

    [re=512030]Jim Newell[/re]: nah, just a moran who doesn’t know how to use Teh Googlez. It’s OK. We still love you.

  • Escape Goat Nation

    For any of you youngsters out there, a University is only as good as it’s Football Team. Take my advice when you are ready to consider an institute of higher learning.

  • Doglessliberal

    [re=512048]thejesusandmarycheney[/re]: gotta love this Commonwealth. Well, actually you don’t for a lot of reasons. But for now, I live here. (and I am in Commie Pinko Alexandria, anyway).

  • Doglessliberal

    [re=512050]JMP[/re]: that’s actually pretty good since everyone usually names Morehouse or Howard.

  • Toomush Infermashun

    This would be a good place for Obama to announce the social service draft…like Kennedy with the Peace Corps unveiling at the U of M…. Just sayin’….nobody got no jobs anyheinie….

  • V572625694

    [re=512030]Jim Newell[/re]: [re=512045]Barcode of the Apocalypse[/re]: I know I’m a racist for saying it, but driving around the Hampton U campus one sees many awesomely beautilicious mocha-skinned girls, like unto the one who’s on MSNBC in the AM.

  • JMP

    [re=512064]Doglessliberal[/re]: Yeah, but those actually existed; it’s not that good to remember TV more than history.

  • Doglessliberal

    [re=512095]JMP[/re]: In today’s world, reality is what we say it is, at least if we are Republican politicians or Fox news people, so you are right with the trend.

  • SwanSwanH

    [re=512062]Escape Goat Nation[/re]: Then Barry should be going to Grambling instead.

    (Oh, and Fuck Michigan. Sorry, but it needs to be said.)

  • sanantonerose

    Obama says community colleges are our most vital higher education resource, but he never calls. Can’t even be bothered to send flowers.

  • bitchincamaro

    [re=512120]SwanSwanH[/re]: “Fuck Michigan”. The school, the state, the football team, or the whole shebang? Please clarify.

  • Escape Goat Nation

    I went to Central South South Western Michigan State at East Leroy and a President has never spoken there.

  • Zadig

    [re=512079]V572625694[/re]: This sort of thing is my jam.

  • Darkness

    Oh, this will be fun. The arm raising Hail Hail (heil heil?) thing will be a good test for him. I was there for Hillary’s wtf moment over that. She did join in on the second round.

  • McDuff

    “Ohio State Will Be Furious!”

    Yes, THEE Ohio State University will be furious, especially considering that the Cesspool of the West had a losing season this year. What’d gotta do to get the President’s attention around here anyway? Maybe OSU should drop kick the job bills back into committee, chop block a hundred nominees, or throw Rahm for a loss for saying “retard” in a private meeting.

  • pondscum

    [re=512120]SwanSwanH[/re]: OSU grad?

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