You know, like, uh, college!OBAMA WILL INDOCTRINATE YOUTHS AT THESE COLLEGES: Alan Keyes, put those bloody fetus toys back in the stroller — we’re going to the U of Michigan! And “Hampton”! These are the two lucky colleges that will host Barack Obama as commencement speaker this year. Unfortunately, neither of them are papist or god-y, so there won’t be any “Notre Dame fireworks.” At least not at Michigan. Who knows what this Hampton thing is? Muslin, probably. [AP]

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  1. [re=512025]V572625694[/re]: Norfolk, pron. “no-fuck”. Seriously, in the local accent. Like Fauquier County, which is “fuck-eer”. A lot of repressed Virginians letting it out in these sneaky ways.

  2. Hampton University founded 1868, named for Lionel Hampton(b. 1908), jazz great, Catholic then Jew then Christian Scientist. Probably this is true, maybe.

  3. [re=512027]Doglessliberal[/re]: The first time I drove through Fauquier County I could not stop giggling.

    “Hee hee! Fauquier County! And the horse it rode in on!”

  4. “Hampton” is Cockney Rhyming Slang.

    “Hampton” is short for “Hampton Wick” (a London Suburb)

    Which means “prick” or “dick”.

    Short ex: Why don’t you just suck my Hampton, you Berk!
    Long ex : Why don’t you just suck my Hampton Wick, you Berkshire Hunt!

  5. For any of you youngsters out there, a University is only as good as it’s Football Team. Take my advice when you are ready to consider an institute of higher learning.

  6. [re=512048]thejesusandmarycheney[/re]: gotta love this Commonwealth. Well, actually you don’t for a lot of reasons. But for now, I live here. (and I am in Commie Pinko Alexandria, anyway).

  7. This would be a good place for Obama to announce the social service draft…like Kennedy with the Peace Corps unveiling at the U of M…. Just sayin’….nobody got no jobs anyheinie….

  8. [re=512030]Jim Newell[/re]: [re=512045]Barcode of the Apocalypse[/re]: I know I’m a racist for saying it, but driving around the Hampton U campus one sees many awesomely beautilicious mocha-skinned girls, like unto the one who’s on MSNBC in the AM.

  9. [re=512095]JMP[/re]: In today’s world, reality is what we say it is, at least if we are Republican politicians or Fox news people, so you are right with the trend.

  10. Oh, this will be fun. The arm raising Hail Hail (heil heil?) thing will be a good test for him. I was there for Hillary’s wtf moment over that. She did join in on the second round.

  11. “Ohio State Will Be Furious!”

    Yes, THEE Ohio State University will be furious, especially considering that the Cesspool of the West had a losing season this year. What’d gotta do to get the President’s attention around here anyway? Maybe OSU should drop kick the job bills back into committee, chop block a hundred nominees, or throw Rahm for a loss for saying “retard” in a private meeting.

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