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MISSING PUZZLE PIECE?A MODERATELY INTERESTING AFFIDAVIT! Boom. It’s a felony on federal grounds, this felony of the ACORN Pimp and the U.S. Attorney’s son, so hopefully they will go to jail forever. And it was in the “Hale Boggs Federal Building” — WHAT DOES COKIE ROBERTS KNOW? WHAT DOES PATTON BOGGS KNOW? HUH? HEHNGNN? WHO IS GETTING $$$$$ =====|)~~~~?? [TPM]

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  • Crank Tango

    “filmmaker who broke ACORN story.” more like cross-dresser who invented ACORN story, no?

  • Capitol Hillbilly

    Hey the Boston TEA PARTY was against the law too but they did it for freedom.

    Also, nobody drowned at Watergate!

  • RoscoePColtraine

    This is some Mel Brooks shit right here.

  • qwerty42

    a felony. it just gets better. and one of them is the son of the DA for western Louisiana. So maybe they will want to send them to GITMO to find out who put them up to it. Is Breitbart checking his passport? they are f*cked.
    After the past week, some comic relief is needed.

  • jetjaguar

    Although few details have yet to be released about this, I already know that barring Palin coming out against McCain, this is the greatest story of the year.

  • zenferret

    Oh he broke the story alright. Broke it into a heap of his little bitty lies and great big ones too.

  • c-sick

    is that David Bowie?

  • DP

    I’m sure the Homeland Security Act offers some heavy consequences for interfering with authorized government communications….or at least I hope it does.

  • ManchuCandidate

    Is daddy a political appointee? He’s just the acting US Attorney till the Barry anointed one takes over.

  • SayItWithWookies

    Oh, I got the story — O’Keefe is going to say he was undercover, helping the FBI bust the wiretapping ring, insidiously orchestrated by the US Attorney at the behest of President Obama. See, Landrieu was extorting the prez for that $300 million for her vote on healthcare because she knows some sweet dirt about Obama’s birth certificate. It all makes sense now.

  • Ninong

    The U.S. Attorney for the Eastern District of Louisiana has the pleasure of charging the son of the acting U.S. Attorney for the Western District of Louisiana with the crime of dressing up in a telephone company repairman’s uniform in an attempt to tap the phones of a United States senator in the Hale Boggs FEDERAL BUILDING in New Orleans. Let’s see his daddy try to explain this one.

    The former Bush-appointed U.S. Attorney for the Western District of Louisiana resigned last week and Obama nominated Stephanie Finley to take his place but she will have to be confirmed by the Senate first. In the meantime, Bushies are still in control of that office.

  • madtowngooner

    You have the right to remain stupid. These guys aren’t fit to lick G. Gordon Liddy’s burned scabby hands.

  • Prommie

    I injured my back recently, and laughing makes it hurt like hell. I am going to sue these dumb fuckers for causing me immense pain and suffering, as I have been giggling so much that I am gonna have to take 3 more percocet to get through the day. Stupid fucks. Ow. Stupid fucking pretending to be Maxwell Smart strutting dumbfucks! Owwwwwww. More like Lancelot Link than Maxwell Smart. Oooowwwwwwwww. Fuckers are killing me.

  • Gopherit

    [re=501336]Crank Tango[/re]: He’s going to be really popular with the Muslim Brotherhood in lockup.

  • JMP

    A federal felony. Man, it’s hard out there for a fake pimp.

  • Come here a minute

    All Cokie knows about this is that the nice film making boy would never go on vacation in the exotic land of Hawai’i.

  • Gopherit

    From ACORN Pimp to cellblock pump. How things change.

  • Redhead

    Who is getting money gizzed on? Is that what that last bit means, Wonkett?

  • SayItWithWookies

    Hmmm…I wonder if O’Keefe was financing this himself or if Breitbart was paying him money — and — you know — knew what it was for.

  • Suds McKenzie
  • imissopus

    Even Michelle Malkin is condemning these guys, which is a little like Hitler condemning the Japanese for Nanking (yeah I know, I went Godwin already – sue me.) Of course some of her commenters are convinced it’s all a DOJ set-up, the Feds have been watching O’Keefe and waiting for him to do something dumb, maybe they even entrapped him somehow, yadda yadda.

    Don’t let him lawyer up! Send him to Gitmo! Torture him to find out what else he knows! We cannot countenance terrorists surveiling federal office buildings to possibly carry out attacks on elected officials and government employees! We…oh wait, it’s the white kid who exposed the ACORN thugs? Never mind.

  • low_standards

    As the MAN once told me “That is not really against the law in the state of Louisiana”

  • Veritas78

    Kidz! If they can smuggle out vidz of their ordealz as 24-year-old white boyz in the fed penz, they can pay their legal billz. Tip: pout and act slutty!

  • artpepper

    They shoulda just asked the FISA court nicely. Apparently they’ll let you wiretap anybody for any reason.

  • Darkness

    [re=501358]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Based on the screwy comments at redstate, I’d say, sir, that your attempt at mimicking the crazy falls far far short.

  • assistant/atlas

    I hate that fucking hack Cokie Roberts. Fuck that cuntstain. Seriously.

    That is all.

  • Darkness

    [re=501547]artpepper[/re]: This does kill my theories about ongoing blackmail by insiders still at NSA et al. That’s a good thing. Or . . . maybe they just want us to THINK that . . .

  • AKAM80TheWolf

    Cokie Roberts is Shep Smith in a wig? Who knew.

  • Mr Blifil

    [re=501379]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Bwahaha. Don’t get me all worked up.

  • DangerousLiberal

    [re=501368]Come here a minute[/re]: Win. I knew it was all about Hawaii, and about the fake birth announcement, also. Wheels within wheels, man.