BEDTIME FOR AMERICA  7:11 pm January 19, 2010

by Ken Layne

Fuck this Twit.OH HEY, IT’S TRUE: We’re on the Twitter, just Twattin’ old-skool, live-blog style, about your favorite Massholes, what’s-her-name and got-no-pants. [Wonkette Twitter]

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Extemporanus January 19, 2010 at 7:21 pm


Come here a minute January 19, 2010 at 7:25 pm

Ken, you should get one o them fancy twatwidgets, so oldskool wonketters don’t have to sully our browser history with

Bearbloke January 19, 2010 at 7:25 pm


Jim89048 January 19, 2010 at 7:26 pm

Cancel my subscription.

pampl January 19, 2010 at 7:27 pm

Are you sure Wonkette has the intellectual heft and cachet to make it in the world of Twitter journalism

AbstinenceOnly Ed January 19, 2010 at 7:27 pm


Come here a minute January 19, 2010 at 7:36 pm

Caps-Red Wings no score after 1st period.

naveed January 19, 2010 at 7:39 pm


problemwithcaring January 19, 2010 at 7:40 pm

The Your Site Will Be Laughing Stock of Twitter prophecy grows ever nigh…

AKAM80TheWolf January 19, 2010 at 7:42 pm

If I had a twitter, I would totally twat with you guys.

Gopherit January 19, 2010 at 7:43 pm

I think Matthews would rather vote for the Libertarian than say Brown’s name, but the retarded Libertarian is still named Kennedy.

biggiantannoyingthing January 20, 2010 at 7:18 am

Wonkette broke the Twitter with all of your warblogging by soulless gingers.

Laughing stock, indeed.

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