OBAMA TO CAMPAIGN FOR MISS ROBOT THIS WEEKEND: Hooray! Barack Obama has listened exclusively to Wonkette’s advice and will campaign for Martha Coakley & Thugs in Massachusetts this Sunday. Marc Ambinder has listed 10,000 specific political expert reasons for him to do this. SHORT VERSION: because c’mon, gotta win it, right? [Marc Ambinder]
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This state is wicked retarded.
Unfortunately, a re-working of the popular slogan, “Let’s Put The Bam In Obama!,” will not work for Ms. Coakley.
[re=495504]Cape Clod[/re]: Ever heard of a little place I like to call “Alabama”?:
http://blog.al.com/breaking/2010/01/bradley_byrne_says_every_word.html
Welcome aboard the Titanic, Mr. President.
Yes but Brown is pulling out his big guns.
http://news.bostonherald.com/news/politics/view/20100115awaiting_giuliani_brown_supporters_welcome_surprise_surge/srvc=home&position=4
Coakley/Cokey 2012! Priviledge, intellectual slovenliness and ambivalence!
[re=495508]V572625694[/re]: Fuckin’ right, every word of the Bible is exactly correct. Except that whole “love your neighbor as yourself” thing. Oh, and the part where Jesus said the latter was as important as the Great Commandment, to worship God with all your heart, and stuff.
Everyone knows Jeebus had just been to a wedding where he’d turned a little bit too much water into wine, if you know what I mean.
[re=495512]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]: “Yes but Brown is pulling out his big guns.”
I’m afraid to check the link because I’m easily embarrassed. I’m assuming you’re referring to the giant cock he showed off for Cosmo, right?
how on earth did this woman manage to screw up so badly that she needs barry to fly in last minute and try and win a senate seat for her in massachusetts?!? is there anything democrats can’t find a way to fuck up?
things must be truly fucked for her to risk incurring the wrath of michelle, sunday is her birthday for god’s sake; hopey’s going to be sleeping on the couch in the oval for a week, not to mention teddy coming back from the dead to personally throttle him if they lose his seat.
All I hear all day long is how great Martha is at this, or how wonderful Martha did that…Martha, Martha, Martha!
Her TV spots have been all over the um, TV, and they are not good. Someone at work said that she had the accident of a “reformed Canadian.” I have no idea what that means, but I agreed, because fuck it lets blame Canada.
[re=495512]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]:
http://news.bostonherald.com/news/politics/view/20100115awaiting_giuliani_brown_supporters_welcome_surprise_surge/srvc=home&position=4
Friday, January 15, 2010
Rudy Giuliani joins Scott Brown in North End
Former New York City mayor and GOP presidential candidate Rudy Giuliani this morning hammered Attorney General Martha Coakley on terrorism during a campaign stop in the North End with her Republican Senate rival Scott Brown.
“His election, I believe, will send a signal and I believe a very dramatic one, that we are going in the wrong direction on terrorism,” Giuliani said.
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Yup. Say it like is, Fumble Lips.
Note: In the all the years Scott Brown has been in the Mass. Legislature, the state capitol building has never been attacked by foreign terrorists.
[re=495528]KilgoreTrout_XL[/re]: Hey, you got a word accident, too, ya know!
[re=495522]DustBowlBlues[/re]: Did you see the full image when it was posted here a while back? He was covering himself with part of a hand; a very small little part of his hand.
[re=495512]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]:
No, nothing that exciting.
It’s more like a vote for Coaklely =
9/11!!!!
9/11!!!!
and
TERRORIST!!!!!!
TERRORIST!!!!!!
TERRORIST!!!!!!
[re=495529]S.Luggo[/re]: I work about 4 blocks from there. KNow I know why I felt so protected protected against terrer today.
[re=495533]Extemporanus[/re]: My accent sounds more like a reformed dumbfuck, but ONLY WHEN I WANT IT TO.
[re=495505]memzilla[/re]: I dunno. Her campaign needs some energy.
[re=495529]S.Luggo[/re]:
Well, it is a true fact that Bin Laden has the Boston Herald delivered to his cave every day and is very concerned about the Senate race.
Coakley is gonna lose because there are so many real Murricans in MA. That is why they elected libtards like Teddy Kennedy and John Kerry all these years. Sheesh!
If a DEM can’t win in a blue state like MA, tell me where they gonna win come November?
[re=495529]S.Luggo[/re]: Note: In the all the years Scott Brown has been in the Mass. Legislature, the state capitol building has never been attacked by foreign terrorists.
That’s because it’s impossible for all the pro-IRA Southies to navigate the Boston grid drunk. Otherwise, it would have been “buh-bye, State House… Irish Pride!”.
[re=495508]V572625694[/re]: I shan’t be shopping at the Ragland Piggly Wiggly, either.
We apparently got the Barry robocall at our house earlier today…and the last part of the message was cut off! Barry needs a shorter script for the robocall, can’t the Dems even get that right?
Also, I am registered as unenrolled, and Scott Brown sent me 2 fliers in the mail yesterday (one inexplicable one, WHITE CHRISTMAS | BLACK FRIDAY | BROWN TUESDAY, and one from his kids saying how they were so hurt by Martha’s attack ads, boo hoo, and their dad is so awesome and stuff). I love it when the Repugs waste their money on me.
[re=495640]President ODreamy[/re]: Hopefully, those kids didn’t have too many “urban” classmates in middle-school. Yo’ mama jokes would have just about killed ‘em.
[re=495640]President ODreamy[/re]: We would love to post those, if you have a camera! tips@wonkette.com
If Martha manages to lose, this will mean the end of Obama’s Presidency. I can hear the right’s shrill cries already..
Vile woman
[re=495796]Jim89048[/re]: Uh, Obama is already in freefall. He, like the current Dem majority, will be one and done. By summer his approval rating will be floating at about W’s 2007 level. Now, if Hillary could find time to shill for this broad…..jus’ sayin’….Barry is probably going to be hearing a lot of thanks-but-no-thanks stuff when he offers to campaign for anyone.
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