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BARACK OBAMA NOW JUST ANOTHER CRAPPY NEWSWEEK WRITER: In his latest wacky P.R. move, insaneNewsweekeditor Jon Meacham has hired an impoverished freelancer named Barack Obama, the president of America, to write his next cover story. It will be about Haiti, and we're guessing that Barack Obama will not have enough time in his next couple of days to research and write an entire magazine cover story by himself. Good luck, Jon Favreau! [ WSJ ]