Wonkette
- Erick Erickson says Al Qaeda says Barack Obama doesn’t know what he is saying, so to speak. [RedState]
- If global warming is real, wouldn’t Florida basically be on fire? But right now it’s like the total opposite! This fact alone warrants a Drudge Q.E.D. [Gateway Pundit]
- Not even Michael Steele can stop the burgeoning tide of Conservatism from ravishing the country with 1,000 more years of Reaganism. [Weekly Standard]
- Growing up in Dickensian England, George Orwell scavenged for stale bread crumbs to supplement his daily ration of boarding school bone pudding. This is probably why George Orwell disliked other humans. [Hit & Run]
- Some sort of terrible Flight 1549 Bohemian Grove will take place at the bottom of the Hudson River next week. Composure, Alex Jones! Composure. [The Daily Intel]
Global warming is teh hoaxz! Iguanas are falling from teh trees in Florida:
http://www.justnews.com/news/22152242/detail.html
What the fuck is it with wingnuts and legacies?
I’m pretty sure that only wingnuts can look at the 1000 years of the Dark Age in Europe as a happy time.
I despise the buffoons who insist that because it’s cold/snowing during the WINTER (gasp), global warming is a hoax. Of course, they also deny evolution … where did the smart/serious people go in the Republican party?
The Randroids & other conservatives seem to love to quote Orwell these days. You guys, he was a liberal socialist; an actual socialist, not socialist as an insult to anyone to the left of Pig Limbaugh. Once again, I wonder whether they’re morons or liars. Both, probably.
Texan Bulldoggette: They got saved and are now currently teabagging.
Texan Bulldoggette: You wrote “smart” and “serious” in the same
sentence as “Republican Party”. You are a comic genius, my friend.
Thanks for quoting Erick “David Souter is a goat-fucking child molester” Erickson, because we need to do whatever we can to promote people who use the phrase “goat-fucking child molester”. They really liven things up.
Hey, give Republicans a break for not understanding that “weather” and “climate” are different things. They don’t understand that “12-year-old” and “18-year-old” are different things, either.
What I find odd is why wingnuts love to hate global warming. Because the oil companies might not to get to pollute for free any more? Because it asks the US might need to cooperate with other countries? Just strikes me as odd. It may just be as simple as hating it because Al Gore supports it.
Texan Bulldoggette: I’m pretty sure he died a long time ago. In fact, let me look it up - yep, Dwight Eisenhower died March 28, 1969.
The difference between the United Kingdom and the US: Orwell ate Spotted Dick for lunch; we elected him vice president.
If we follow Obama’s logic that the existence of GTMO causes terror attacks, we must conclude that Obama will now shut down the remote drone program.
Uh-huh — either Erick Son of Erick is an imbecile, or he thinks his readers are. Fortunately, sensible people know the difference between giving terrorists a free recruiting tool and acting in a way that prompts retaliation from said terrorists. Why, just look at the comments after his little — oh. Nevermind.
What, in God’s name, is “suet pudding?” Do I even WANT to know???
Texan Bulldoggette: And if, in a few hours, someone comments on the fact that the amount of daylight is increasing (in the northern hemisphere, at least) I will respond with, “You fool — it’s dark right now!“
Off Topic- UPDATE! UPDATE! UPDATE! SKOALREBEL’S YOUTUBE ACCOUNT HAS BEEN SUSPENDED
http://www.youtube.com/skoalrebel
America’s Sweetheart “SkoalRebel” SUSPENDED from YouTube
The lovechild of Rush Limbaugh and a paint-huffing warthog has been booted from YouTube after allegedly spouting off a series of homophobic verbal darts in his video response to a gay YouTuber http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POJ6VzaMD7w.
If you’re not familiar with this cancerous boil on the anus of humanity man from Kentucky, SkoalRebel made 10-minute videos of himself dipping tobacco, spitting, drooling and uttering a few grunts that seemed to be words, while sitting in his trailer’s garbage-infested kitchen that could easily get him booked on the show “Hoarders.” (I would totally watch THAT episode — book him!) He gained virtual notoriety a couple months ago for ranting that the president should be inpeached [sic] for “banning” fruity-flavored dip http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlNQ5gZVytk. Oh, and he said some racist stuff too. Thankfully someone put together an edited version of his infamous video that strips away all the dead air of him just sitting there snorting phlegm. So if you haven’t seen his original riveting video, this is the one to watch http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gOhqMHL5Vg. There’s also a remixed video of it, of course http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_ASU5NzHQg.
He sparked a lot of outrage around the country, which led to an appearance on Hannity http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVyhyTi5p98 . The negative attention and comments he received pissed him off so much he made a (brief!) video telling people to “back the fuck off.” Sadly that was his final video posted on YouTube before his mouth got him banned.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BoIY1eBZm4
He will be missed. The Tea Party people are probably organizing a march on Washington to protest his suspension, no doubt. So perhaps he will be back. http://www.durbanbud.com/blog/images/skoaldouche.gif (CREDIT TO Durban Bud’s blog) for this update…
Oh my God!
I just found out what calf’s suet looks like:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Beef_suet-01.jpg
Whatever polls or retarded arguments they come up with, it’s always the same thing: running against Obama,the black man. But there is never a single solution or proposal. I think underneath it all, they’re pinning their hopes on thinking everyone else thinks like them–oh my God, he’s a black man, that’s reason enough.
loquaciousmusic: Alabamanians also have a hard time distinguishing between “sister” and “girlfriend.”
Hmm, conservatism may be alive, but their server is dead. No suitable nodes are available to serve your request.
Sigh, Reaganism. I just had to listen to my father tell me once again how Reagan made the best economy ever. AGAIN. They worship at the feet of the actor.
proudgrampa: I’m sorry I looked. And people actually EAT that? Why?
OT update: Skoalrebel has been suspended from youtube…http://www.durbanbud.com/blog/archives/2009/11/americas-sweeth.html#comments
If Dick Cheney doesn’t see his feet on February 2nd, Reaganism will soon come to an end. Lets hope Cheney’s put on some holiday pounds!
PlanetWingnuta: Now we can see the face behind the . . ., the . . ., well, you know.
Texan Bulldoggette: Yeah, that “joke” about how “there must not be any global warming” every. fucking. time. it. snows. was old about 15 years ago.
The Columbus Dispatch today ran a large headline (page 2): “Gore on Ice, But Spews Hot Air.” The story was about a wingnut ice sculpture of Gore with a truck tailpipe out his mouth. Why does the Dispatch promote the stoopid? We’re doomed.
JMP: Sorry, you’re wrong.
Lincoln died in 1865.