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How will David Vitter get his hooker money now?HOORAY, NOW CONGRESS CAN NEVER RETURN: America’s Airport is being attacked by Ronald Reagan’s ghost, who hasn’t been receiving royalties! “Washington (CNN) — An electrical failure in the system that feeds Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport interrupted flights Monday and prompted additional security measures, airport officials told CNN. ‘The failure is outside the airport,’ said Metropolitan Washington Airports spokeswoman Courtney Mickalonis, ‘and the airport is in a ground stop,’ halting all arrivals and departures.” Make sure to blame Obama for this, if you haven’t already. [CNN]

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