Making Sure A Plane Bomber Will Never Not Actually Bomb A Plane Again
The Department of Homeland Security will begin smuggling more plainclothes air marshals on planes, most likely by just putting them in a regular Advil bottle. [ New York Times ]
Regarding the aspirational terror act, Obama, from Hawaii, has finally issued important threats about Investigating Things. [ POLITICO ]
If the airplane bomber had been at all talented at bombing airplanes, the explosives he had would have been enough to rip a hole in the plane. [ Washington Post ]
North Koreans received a border-crossing American human rights activist on Christmas Eve! They have called "keepsies" and do not wish to exchange him for store credit. [ WSJ ]
China executed this heroin-smuggling British person, which was contentious for all the regular reasons but also because he was psychologically unsound. [ Times Online ]
Iran threatened to "slap" Britain, like the place , if it continues its alleged meddling in Iranian protests. [ AP ]