Gitmo, Like All Of Your College Friends, Is Really Into The Idea Of Chicago Right Now
Illinois' Thomson Correctional Facility, 150 miles outside of Chicago, has won all the Guantanamo detainees! Thomson can choose to receive the prisoners in a lump sum or in installments paid out over the next forty years. [ Washington Post ]
China will not let any other country keep tabs on its carbon emissions, which is a thing that, according to the US, prohibits the US from signing off on an international accord. [ New York Times ]
A bomb exploded outside the former vice president of Afghanistan's house, killing eight non-former-vice-president-of-Afghanistan people. [ CNN ]
A bomb exploded outside a lawmaker's house in Pakistan, killing 22 non-this-specific-lawmaker people. [ AP ]
Baseball's Hideki Matsui, literally the sport's "most valuable player," was actually valued at $6.5 million a year, according to his new adoptive family the Los Angeles Angels. [ WSJ ]
The GOP is hoping that Hawaii's no-runoff, winner-take-all, idiosyncratically charming bordering on cloying weird special election will result in a loss for Democratic Rep. Neil Abercrombie. [ The Hill ]