Time to set up your Chenativity sceneTHESE CHENEYS ARE ALL SUCH DICKS: From a Washington Post chat today with Ron Kessler, clearinghouse for all the hottest Secret Service gossip: “In addition, the Secret Service has been bowing to pressure by some protectees such as Mary Cheney, Dick Cheney’s daughter, who insisted that agents take her friends to restaurants. That is not the job of the Secret Service, and when agents refused she got her detail leader removed by Secret Service management.” See? These are the kind of brats you get when the father’s a lesbian. [Washington Post]

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  • 4tehlulz

    Good thing the Secret Service has unlimited resources.

  • Hooray For Anything

    You stay classy, Cheney family

  • M.Yazz

    So, he doesn’t have a dick?

  • AnnieGetYourFun

    That’s nothing. Meg McCain has secret service agent assigned to each boob, for a total of three (rim shot).

  • Come here a minute

    Why the fuck are we providing this rich piece of shit socialist Secret Service protection?

  • AggieDemocrat

    So they get socialized health care, socialized protection and socialized pensions, and we have to suffer?

  • you cannot be serious

    And then she made them run out to Walgreens for tampons.

  • Aflac Shrugged

    Maybe the guy who reassigned Mary’s detail leader is the same guy who made the call to admit any attractive white couples being followed by a cameraman to invitation-only White House functions.

  • SayItWithWookies

    Hell, if I had to be the Cheney’s designated driver and knew I could get reassigned by simply refusing to comply with a nonstandard request, I’d jump at it. Cleaning the men’s rooms at Union Station with a worn-out toothbrush would be more satisfying than watching those conniving sanctimonious cynical fucks stuff their faces.

  • Suds McKenzie

    Replaced by secret agent “Lilith”.

  • magic titty

    Who the fuck even knows who Mary Cheney is, on sight, to bother her?

  • One Yield Regular

    To be fair, her friends were intending to dine in the finest restaurants of Uganda.

  • AnnieGetYourFun

    [re=469263]SayItWithWookies[/re]: But but but… think of the money to be made off of the tell-all you could write!

  • bitchincamaro

    They can all eat shit at my house. I’ll turn the alarm on. No charge.

  • Mahousu

    Wait, it just sounds like Mary’s playing matchmaker. Yeah, so maybe some of her friend/agent blind dates didn’t work out so well, but is that any reason for the Secret Service to get in a big snit?

  • queeraselvis v 2.0

    Odds are Mary Cheney invoked the infamous “Don’t you know who I am?” and was told by the since-removed Secret Service agent, “Yea, bitch, I know who you are… some washed-up has-been carpetmuncher who’s not fit to suck Chastity Bono’s dick.”

  • WarAndG

    Did I mention that my children call raisins “Cheney Hearts.” Oh yeah I did two posts ago, and I still thinks it’s a funny and I may include that in my book about Marxus Obundus (kinda like that one children’s book that wingnut lady wrote.) OK bye.

  • Min

    Bowing to pressure. Hmmm…does that mean that Mary is letting the Secret Service secretly tape her more attractive lesbian friends?

  • coolcatdaddy

    When did the Secret Service start protecting and providing taxi service to spoiled bratty fugitives from reality tv shows?

    And why are my tax dollars paying for this when they could be paying for live, nude television coverage of bratty fugitives from reality tv shows?

  • proudgrampa

    “That is not the job of the Secret Service, and when agents refused she got her detail leader removed by Secret Service management.”

    Well, it’s nice to have your manager back you up when you try to do the right thing…

  • Gorillionaire

    FREE 24/7 SECURITY FOR BILLIONAIRES. What a country.

  • SayItWithWookies

    [re=469279]AnnieGetYourFun[/re]: And have the Cheney clan’s flying monkeys do everything they can to smear my name, credibility, sanity, morality and professionalism like they did to every single person who wrote a book expressing even the slightest negative thing about the Dubya administration?

  • chascates

    Other than the current President, Veep, and their families any additional Secret Service protection should be billed to those currently receiving it. The Cheneys, Clintons, Bushes, and Carters have enough money to pay for private or public security. It’s bad enough every President is entitled to a huge legacy maintenance in the form of a library as well as office space and staff.

    Since only rich people get elected anymore they should have to share their portion of the bills. Any Congressmember with a net worth of one million can pay for their own healthcare, stamps, and transportation.


  • Jim89048

    Since when do we pay for SS protection for the adult children of the VP, or even the P, for that matter? Does this mean Chelsea Clinton has goons surrounding her, and if so, how the fuck did she ever get to meet someone and convince said person to marry her?

  • ThePuckStopsHere

    [re=469426]chascates[/re]: Fuck, yeah! I love cheese!

  • Mr Blifil

    You know who else had an SS that gave gays a hard time?

  • Aurelio

    [re=469255]AggieDemocrat[/re]: “So they get socialized health care, socialized protection and socialized pensions, and we have to suffer?”

    In a country run by assholes, only assholes get socialism.

  • OReillysVibrator

    Total misunderstanding here – Mary Cheney simply requested the Secret Service bring one of her friends over to jack in the box.

  • imissopus

    [re=469426]chascates[/re]: For whatever reason it’s been a long tradition to provide all ex-Presidents and VPs and immediate family with protection for life, though I think because of limited resources, they were reducing that to ten years after the person leaves office, starting with G.W. Bush. So the Secret Service only has to endure nine more years of the Cheneys’ bullshit before telling them to fuck off and die.

    Not that it matters for Dick, as we know he is Satan incarnate and cannot be killed by mere mortals.

  • CaliforniaMike

    Very strange. Who is that woman with the Secret Service detail? Oh, she’s the lesbian daughter of a guy who used to be vice president. Why? Maybe because her dad is the most hated American politician since, oh, since maybe Aaron Burr.

  • ifthethunderdontgetya”

    Fucker can use his war criminal profits to employ Xe Services LLC (aka Blackwater) and get off the public teat.

  • LowerdPeninsula

    [re=469748]CaliforniaMike[/re]: “Maybe because her dad is the most hated American politician since, oh, since maybe Aaron Burr.”

    Oh, man, I love that line.

  • Real Lane not &quot

    Supposedy Cheney’s Secret Service protection runs out in January, Obama gave him a 6 month extension…

  • Accordion-o-rama

    [re=469491]Jim89048[/re]: The theory is that bad guys could kidnap the ex-VPs daughter, and use this leverage with the VP to make him do somethings really vile to the country.

    Too late in this case.

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