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Retarded pussy John Shadegg has apologized to Michael Bloomberg for saying, on the House floor, that Bloomberg’s daughter would be kidnapped by Muslim terrorists if another terrorist is given a criminal trial in a New York City court of law: “I apologize for the insensitivity of my remarks with respect to the Mayor or his family, however…” — here we go, the ominous “however” — “…I think it is important to note that this decision involves potential risk to innocent people.” From what we hear, Michael Bloomberg’s daugher ain’t so innocent, oh ho ho… ho ho… we’ll shutup now. [NYDN]
What he means is SOMEONE’S daughter is going to be kidnapped and brutally raped which will cause that someone to honor kill said daughter.
He was just sayin’.
Ah, SOOOO glad to be an AZ resident on days like today…
“We took 100 pictures of this reactionary dickslap for the Congressional directory, and would you believe that this was the one where he was doing the least amount of snarling?”
It also involves potential risk to guilty people. They might actually get a trial and be found guilty.
Afraid of the turrisssts, and ‘pologizin’?? Jesus, just suck a dick on the House floor whydontcha, you big homo.
What is it with this dicktard and other people’s daughters?
Also I’m fairly certain Bloomberg’s daughter is like 30, unless he has another one that Shadegg was referring to?
Well he does, but she’s 26 herself. Do they even still live in New York?
This is Georgina you’re talking about? Tell us the gossip, Jim! TELL TELL TELL!
Hey, no Palin post. More than I can say for Ben Smith @ Politico. He has a serious hard on for Snowbilly!
But, yeah, this is the douche bag that held up baby Maddy & declared she didn’t want health care reform. I am shocked that he would say something else completely off-his-skeezer stupid.
Discovery of Shadeggs’s secret underground torture chamber and raperoom, later this week.
Yesterday I confused Bloomberg w/Rudy. This is my abject apology. Be merciful.
And Shadegg: eat a bag of weasel dicks, dipped in barbecue sauce from Arthur Bryant’s.
He was talking about a MUSLIM kidnapping Bloomberg’s daughter? I thought he meant he would do it out of anger and fun of killing a girl!
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From what I learned in my Fisheries days, a Shadegg often hatches a red herring.
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bitchincamaro: He’s just an excitable boy. At least that’s what they all said.
shadegg’s a congressman, everything he does “involves potential risk to innocent people.” such a moran.
V572625694: Rudy’s the one with the fat-kid son who sued his college for scrubbing him from the golf team. Your confusion is understandable.
bitchincamaro: Shadegg, like Glenn Beck, has never denied raping and murdering a young girl in the early ’90s.
bitchincamaro: Ha ha! That’s going to hurt his career as a commercial real estate broker.
Why Is John Shadegg Walking Back His Objectively True Statement About Terrorist Kidnappers?
I’m guessing because the producers of “24″ threatened to sue him for plagiarism.
I have noted that the word “pussy” had appeared with more frequency here at Wonkette, and, well, it’s great.
chascates: Gawd, that nearly made me throw up. I got off the site as quickly as I could so hopefully my soul remains intact.
What if there were a kind of religious terrorist that would only kill someone if YOU ate a popsicle? And what if you knew that kind of terrorist were out there, just waiting for YOU to eat a popsicle? Would you eat the popsicle? Well, would you?
He’s so darn concerned - why? Because NY taxes keep the roads in AZ kept up so snowbirds can drive their golf carts from one Del Webb community to another until its time to go hit the buffett at Old Country Kitchen?
bitchincamaro: And who, remember, actively hates his father, and openly refused to campaign with him in the 2008 primaries.
Shateggs. Good ol’ Shat. These tough Republican men just can’t jump under the bed fast enough after someone says terra-ist, can they?
BOO!!
I fail to see how Shadegg’s decision to apologize to Bloomberg involves potential risk to innocent people.
His feigned sense of remorse is far too shallow and transparent for any terrorist to fly a plane into.
JMP: And his daughter changed her last name to remove any visible traces.
So it turned out to be a ShadeggDogg story?
“Walking Back the ShadeggDogg” by Carla’s dad Rufus?
Click: Nice.
Click: Beautiful.
He really apologized for not using Obama’s kids instead. Shaggy DA can suck a U-haul full of hickory flavored dicks.
I apologize for the insensitivity of my remarks with respect to the Mayor or his family. However! I still feel the need to attempt to scare the ignorant masses that constitute my core constituency. So, to that end…Bringing alleged 9/11 terrorists to trial in New York City will cause all of America’s innocent daughters to be violated, violated I say, Willie Horton style, by young bucks that also happen to be Islamo-Fascists.
Update: John Shadegg has resigned after learning that Michael Bloomburg has bought Arizona.
Would it kill the Daily News to point out that Bloomberg’s daughters (from his previous marriage) are 26 and 30 years old respectively. So I doubt they are still in school, leastways not as helpless terrorist-fodder morsels upon which to do unspeakable evil, said terrorists having first eluded federal agents after a daring escape. Besides, private schools have lots better security.
Shadegg has clearly been playing too much Final Fight.
TRUEFACT:
KSM is a LITERAL supervillian, possessed of radioactive terrorism rays. He is the greatest threat to national security, because merely having him in New York City will enable him to terrorism innocent Youngs remotely, WITH HIS MIND.
Well, either that, or some of our congressppl have gone to see Law-Abiding Citizen a few dozen too many times.
Mr Blifil: Also: slammin’ hotties, both. For some reason, that little detail also escapes the MSM’s notice, as well.
I’m just saying, it seems like it’d be relevant to how we’d feel if they were kidnapped by muslin terrorists.
To the question “Why Is John Shadegg Walking Back His Objectively True Statement About Terrorist Kidnappers?”
I was to answer:
“Because he’s a fucking pussy”
Because, I think the word is surprisingly unused here on Wonkette, only to find that you stole my description of him in the second g%ddamned word of the post.
Good thing he’s not running for re-election in 2010…
Joshua Norton: The upcoming season will take place in.. NYC. So he knows what happens and got confused. Or maybe he should just STFU.