No One On Television Has Ever Smoked Marijuana, It Is True
You may have seen this already, but goodness gracious, marijuana is the devil's weed and no one on CNN (or Barney Frank) has ever spent a nickel on it! This is very similar to how Washington pundits condemn anyone for ever having sex -- including David Letterman, and he's in New York City! -- unless it is fully clothed and for the purpose of procreation. [ YouTube ]