At Least Everyone Can Agree It Will Be Nice To Have Football On At Bars Again!
Last night the Yankees baseball team won the competition that determines the best baseball team of all the other baseball teams! [ New York Times ]
600 UN staffers in Afghanistan will leave the country for a few weeks while the UN works to find them housing that will be harder to blow up. [ Washington Post ]
Hurricane Ida is currently in the midst of hitting Nicaragua. It's expected to bring with it 25 inches of rain, mudslides, all the tradition hurricane accoutrement, etc. [ CNN ]
Exxon Mobil and Shell have won the World Series of receiving the rights to oil fields in southern Iraq! The Phillies did not win this either. [ WSJ ]
Cash bonuses on Wall Street will be up 40% this year. [ Reuters ]
Later this week, Toyota will be sending out a drivers' mat recall, as the acceleration pedal can get caught in drivers' mats in certain models. [ Los Angeles Times ]