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- SARAH PALIN’S MOST INSPIRATIONAL FACEBOOK PROSE YET: It puts a tear or zero in our eyes on this, this historic election day that no one cares about: “Please take time today to exercise the right that so many people fought to secure for us. In considering these east coast races, it occurred to me that Susan B. Anthony, Elizabeth Cady Stanton, and so many of the women who fought to give future generations the right to vote hailed from these states.” In other words, as her hero Susan B. Anthony once said, “Vote with your vag, ladies.” Today, this means voting for an asexual robot male in Virginia, Glenn Beck’s male wingnut bitch in New York, and the fattest male goblin alive in New Jersey. [Sarah Palin's Facebook]
Susan B. Anthony is my facebook friend!
Ahh that Palin prose…so hard to believe she has a college degree.
Sarah Palin speaks for the 18 million cracks in the glass ceiling — from her vantage point under the porch freezer full of moose parts.
Might I be the first to point out to Nanook that, as a strict interpreter of the constitution, she shouldn’t be okay with the amendments after the first 10. She (and all other women) cannot vote in her teabaggy universe, which will leave plenty of time to make more trigs and Moose Pot Pies.
Susan B. Anthony knew how to split the Cheechakos from the Sourdoughs.
“it occurred to me…” Yeah, right. That was just knocking around in her brain along with ‘don’t forget to take the birth control pill’ & ‘have to pay hit man to knock off Levi.’
I really can’t wait until she joins Derbyshire’s anti-women’s suffrage movement
I made it through Palin’s post but started crying whilst reading the comments:
I’m so excited to have your book. just ordered it.
There was only 1 person to vote for, but I voted
Right on, Sarah! Conservative ideals are winning. How does Palin/Bachmann 2012 sound?
why not exercise our left to vote
You’re never more free than when you’re free to give away your freedom. I learned that from some Playboy bunnies … or porn actresses … or a Jessica Simpson song, or something.
I call shenanigans- considering the reference of two semi-well known historical figures and a semi-well known historical movement (a progressive one at that, I might add), there’s no way she wrote this. I think she used some of her book money to hire a Ghost Facebook Status Writer.
That whoosing sound you hear is Susan B. Anthony doing 360s in her grave. And Elizabeth Cady Stanton, on hearing that Sarah invoked her name, reportedly rose up out of her final resting place and screamed “Oh bitch PLEASE.”
I’m sure Scuzzlebutt appreciates Palin embracing the women’s rights movement by kicking her in the twat.
chascates: Sigh. To not be banned there so i could get banned again.
Sarah Palin clearly just learned who Elizabeth Cady Stanton was today.
Yeah, in other words the eastern states she doesn’t consider to be real America fought for progressive policies and outcomes when it mattered then, and when it matters now. Epic perspective fail on Ms. Rogue’s part.
Who cares, skoalrebel is my youtube fan and friend.
He’s the pulse of the american patriot and blue collar average joe plumber skoal consumer dude. And HE’S NOT SKINNY LIKE THE AFRIKKKAN USURPER POTUS.
Hooray For Anything: Meghan Stapleton, where art thou?
Awwww, Sarah’s giving props to those old-fashioned, eastern states from the past! Little known fact: not everything happened in Alaska or the Holy Land!
Suffrage suckass succotash.
Trig ‘44
Aaron Burr was also from New Jersey. Isn’t he a hero to the teabaggers?
mollymcguire: But what did Burr do for women’s suffrage, apart from shooting Hamilton?
Interesting historical comparison, u guise!
“…a serious question whether we had better stand aside and see ‘Sambo’ walk into the kingdom [of civil rights] first.”
- Elizabeth Cady Stanton
“So Sambo beat the Bitch!”
- Sarah Palin
Does Moosebilly know that ECS was an abolitionist and that SBA was a lesbo?
I choked on a throatful of eagle tears when I read that.
To the extent that anybody fought for and secured the right of Sarah Palin to thank them for their service to the country, I want to say: Fuck you.
So that’s why it’s called a ballot “box”? Going forward, I’m going to start referring to ballots as “cocks”, and voting as “fucking”. Oughta catch on in no time…
Relatedly, it’s too bad that Amelia Earhart disappeared before she was able to achieve her full potential, because “cuntpit” has kind of a nice ring to it.
due to the comments on this facebook page, there is now a national shortage of capital letters. please ration those you may have in your possession. a grateful nation of aol subscribers thank you.
President Beeblebrox: Be careful that isn’t moose piss El Presidente.
I’m getting seriously weirded out that this twunt only “communicates” via her Facebook page. Did she donate her face to the movement, and now can’t leave the house? WTF is going on?
Susan B. was liberal and according to the wing nuts of her day THE B STOOD FOR…oh never mind. You can’t teach history to conservatives unless there is a war attached.
Evil Dr. Puma: For women’s sufferage, not so much. He did, however, do the following: shoot a member of the Cabinet (who was not born in the United States); attempt to start a war with Mexico; plan to take control of a small section of the United States by force and install himself as king; and he fathered a child out of wedlock while in his 80’s. I believe that qualifies him as the direct ancestor of the teabagger movement.
Does this mean Palin is now the white Oprah?
I await the day when the helicopter from which this vacuous, shameful bitch is “hunting” wolves crashes, leaving her alive but wounded and unable to move, after which she is eaten by wolves. (Attn Tits McGee: above = IRONY.)
Should we go all RedState on her and send her dollar coins?
WarAndG: And then they really misappropriate history.
Just dropped off my absentee ballot in San Francisco where we are voting to preserve San Francisco values. I’m guessing turnout probably won’t top 10%. The 3 (!!) poll workers were so excited to see another human being that I couldn’t tell them the truth: “V” premieres tonight. Go Lizard People!
Ellen Dee Brown: We are non it Sharah….
Robert Bagwell: keep up the good work right message
Dewey Campbell: yes Sara , what hap to that dollar ?
Genius. All of it.
dum librul: I doubt if she knows it now. If she is ever interviewed again, question one should be, say one intelligent thing about this Elizabeth Cady Stanton of whom you speak.
“In Virginia, Bob McDonnell’s commitment to lower taxes and fiscal responsibility make him the common sense choice in the governor’s race. If Bob’s honorable military service and track record as Virginia’s Attorney General are any indications of how he will handle the governorship, then it is safe to say that Virginians have an easy choice to make today.”
He wants to lower fiscal responsibility? Isn’t that what got us in trouble in the first place? I guess Virginians DO have an easy choice to make today.
Texan Bulldoggette: Re hit on Levi, I suspect Levi is better with a gun than Sarah or most of her Reptilian friends.
“Vote with your vag, ladies.”
Racist.
“Vote with your vag, ladies.”, presumably with a Red Baron pizza…
blader: Oprah is smart.
queeraselvis v 2.0:
That made me queef several times and I don’t even have a vag.
but, without a vag, how did….um…never mind
Palin invoking Anthony & Stanton is like Charles Manson equating himself with Elliot Ness.
I’m waiting for a repub to go back to Earl Butz’s platform: loose shoes, tight p*ssie and a warm place to sh*t. Doesn’t sound bad, does it? Ladies, for you, loose shoes, big d*ck, a warm place to sh*t.
It only took a few clicks to discover that “wrongette” (wonkette) is on the paid blog staff of the DOJ (Eric Holder) and the White House Press Office (Robert Gibb). The de riguere and predictable hate notes about Palin were the clue and one not need read any more than the first few words to see the pre-packaged and programmed anti-think-for herself-woman hating. In order to get into this site (a “sight” without vision one successfully argues) I had to prove my registration was not the product of a “robot” submission. It is, and unfortunately so, true that the site itself is a robot extension of the White House Ministry of Truth.
Please pass this message along to any real people attending to the computer screen looking for keywords and phrases that you have been outed.
wrongette: wut?
Guppy06: Sean Hannity/some front organization of his sent me an unsolicited-by-me solicitation letter asking for a donation, and they were nice enough to enclose a prepaid stamped envelope with it.
So I filled it with about a million bucks of Monopoly money and sent it back to them. No sense in wasting that nice U.S. postage Hannity paid for.