Today in the “comical e-mail press releases that make for easy posts” file we have this, the latest terrible Twitter thing about nothing. Apparently Bob McDonnell is an asexual robot while Creigh Deeds is a suicidal pederast, on Twitter: “Front-runner McDonnell is much more ‘plugged in’ and less ‘depressed’ than Deeds; but Deeds is noticeably more touchy-feely (45% sensory category) in his Tweets than McDonnell (33%).” This explains everything about politics. Thank you, Science!
ON TWITTER
November 2, 2009
Science, Technology Combine To Produce Imporant Political Breakthrough
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“Does this tweet make my butt look big?”
[re=448511]tripsydaily[/re]: yes it does….yes it does.
Bomb the Twinternet from space.
Attn: Bob McDonnell
People who go out of their way to pretend their not depressed? Very fucking depressed. Suck on this for a while, Bobster.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgfCfEqYGqw
A very conclusive and character-revealing analysis — insofar as analyzing someone’s character by their tweets is akin to judging someone’s driving ability by how they turn on the dome light.
They don’t have time to RELATE. They’re too busy learning how to set up the secret bank accounts they need for the lobbyists’ checks.
Well, of course you’d be depressed when your aides force you to use a stupid, useless fad technology to suck up to the media.
what is a twitter? my teetering on the bridge between gen-x and gen-y seems to have put thought-blips squarely out of comprehension. i remember some twittery site a few years ago but it was so dumb that i signed up and cancelled before anyone ever used it. then facebook came and let me do that same thing with pictures and friends and the ability to hide quizzes.
that said, mcdonnel is definitely more twit-like than deeds. does that make him more twitter?
i will vote tomorrow. but i wont expect anything from it. except better roads and free wifebeaters.
Imporant? Well, then, shoot, I’ll like twice. If it was simply “important” twitter updates, well, we all know there is no such thing.
Maybe we’d be better off analyzing their hand writing. Do people still write things out by hand, or has Twittering killed off even that?
[re=448513]norbizness[/re]: It’s the only way to be sure.
Imporant is like imporous, but weightier.
[re=448541]NJB[/re]: would a tablet-connected handwriting/drawing twitter be cool or dumb, i can’t tell
Ther do see to be a lot of missin letter on Wonkett these day.
McDonnell’s intern is more ‘plugged in’ and less ‘depressed’ but also less ‘touchy-feely’ than Deeds’ intern. So fucking what?
Everybody needs a good, warm twat–er, twit… uh, tweet?
[re=448514]Mr Blifil[/re]: Thanks, Mr B. I’d forgotten the Black Flag gift for lyrical narrative.
Virginians are going to be the Foot Fetish Capital of America, in a few hours, when they vote to send all of their women back into their kitchen’s, barefooted…
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