Wonkette
Ohio player Tony Walker sends us this picture of a super-scary Halloween yard display, in his yard, in Ohio. “I stole the TeaBagger style for the sign (lettering and such) but restructured the message to a leftest/socialist theme,” Tony types to us. So is this our first “costume picture” of Halloween Eve? Come on people, send your political fun costume pix NOW. But don’t go as “Sexy Nancy Pelosi” because that one’s taken … by Nancy Pelosi!
This has been saved to my porn folder.
Hmm . . . no misspellings or backward letters. Not realistic enough.
I can’t get Deliverance out of my head…
I like the crime scene tape. Nice touch.
“BIRTHERS WELCOME”
The line between satire and reality is so indistinct, that even a skeleton sitting on a toilet in someone’s front yard doesn’t help.
“Tea Bugger 912 Project” Sign: fixed.
Is that Steve LaTourette’s house in Painsville?
So who is Mizz Wonkette?
I’m going to assume the skeleton is representing Karen Carpenter, in the stall next to Mama Cass, waiting for her to pass the ham sandwich under the partition.
Decker: In an hour or so, he’ll discover that he’s actually organized a protest when the teabaggers start showing up. This is why one shouldn’t mock teh stoopids.
The post returns! We’ve learned one thing about the mysterious Mizz Wonkette; that she apparently has the ability to travel through time. Is she really The Doctor?
Keep in touch, Tony. I’m betting at least a dozen Baggers will ring your doorbell to ask you what time the meeting starts.
The Huffington Pogue:Hmm . . . no misspellings or backward letters. Not realistic enough.
Perhaps he couldn’t bring himself to be that realistic.
Simba B: The Ghost of Wonkette Past. Or not.
JMP: Who?
SayItWithWookies: Damn. I’m slow again.
I blame this on my non-neutral net.
That guy is way too skinny to be a tea bagger.
Simba B: There was some thought yesterday that she might be Ana Marie Cox. I Googled Ms. Cox, and found what appeared to be her Twitter account. On this she stated that she would blog for money again, if the possibility arose. Maybe the possibility has arisen?
Please tell me this is near Dayton so that I can take my dog over and we can get a picture of a mongrel taking a shit in front of this display for the full effect.
pub_option: But everybody knows there’s no money in blogging!
The rightward arrow is especially zany.
Looks like a South Carolina yard sale.
I am wondering if the mysterious ‘Mizz Wonkette’ is our beloved SKS!
JMP:
No, but she’s been know to play doctor.
MMS: Yes, there should be some turds in that toilet, human turds. Not a human turd like, say, Joe Lieberman, but turds produced by a human.
SayItWithWookies: Yuppers, sort of like poking a badger with a stick. This can only end badly.
Decker: Seriously, my first glance took this for an authentic grassroots protest.
Rock Salt that motherfucker.
Why are you printing travel posters? Have you gone all Conde Nast?
A leftest theme, rather than leftist? What would that be, Trotskyist?
From the angle of the picture, I can’t make out the Tea Bagger’s TruckNutz.
i thought this was real when i scanning through! win!
Nothing better at Halloween than an Ex-Lax treat for the meeting-goers.
SayItWithWookies: FlownOver: With a lot of online organizing effort, they got ten people to do a teabagger “flash mob” at the unveiling of the House health care reform bill. I wouldn’t worry about anything more than a harmless egging or toilet papering, or maybe a bullet or two fired at the house, if I were Mr. Tony Walker (if this guy even exists).
MMS: Don’t you have enough actual teabaggers in the Dayton area to get your cheap laughs from?
In 1975, right after Disney World opened, my family drove from Boston to Orlando via I-95. From Virginia to Florida ALL roadside homes looked like that. Ahhh what memories.
I hope no one eggs his house (or worse). Seriously, I think some wingnuts will think this is real and be super-pissed when they find out he’s mocking them.
yellowdogdem: Find out he is mocking them? That would require brains that teabaggers do not posess
Guppy06: Especially Wonkette blogging…
You put an Operation Rescue sign on that post…..and your talking a yard full of obese, 60ish, white folks (through in a Krispy Kreme box and stand back at a safe distance)
toooldtocare: make that obese, 60ish and mad as hell white people
toooldtocare: whoops….started a little early today….”throw in”
When is someone going to design a typeface like that? I would like to put all my E-mails in a Teabagger font.
Tony, let us know how your party turned out.
This would work in my neighborhood, if you have a death wish. It just needs a touch of Sarah to finish it off. Glasses and a ponytail on the skeleton???
Tony, please tell me that you have a sign like this in each corner of your yard that sends TeaBaggersz walking around your house in an endless loop looking for a ‘Glenn Fan Club Beck’ meeting.
Atheist Nun: ‘Glenn Beck Fan Club,’ for the sober.
Phony. No words misspelled.
Given the intended audience, that should be “Projek”, not “Project”*.
*Where illegal Mexicans live in the US to get free, socialist health care.
I like the added ’s’ that makes it: Health Scare. Very festive.