DumbassesMITT ROMNEY POST SOMEHOW EATS DICK CHENEY POST: So where did that little post about Dick Cheney endorsing Kay Bailey Hutchinson go? you are wondering. We don’t know! Some complicated technological problem (“Jim Newell being retarded”) made us write the Mitt Romney post where the Dick Cheney post once was. This must have something to do with “Mizz Wonkette.” Anyway, yeah, uhhh, Dick Cheney is endorsing Kay Bailey Hutchinson, it’s big news! [Austin American-Statesman]

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  1. Is Mizz Wonkette Jim Newell’s cross dressing alter ego Tammy?

    Regards the big Dick endorsing Ms. KBH. She’s got bragging rights because she’s been endorsed by America’s primal fundament. Meh! The Dickster is the USA’s #1 asshole: round, red, and stained about the edges.

  2. “‘Kay Bailey’ sounds an awful lot like Jewish mysticism to me. Are we really sure about her, or do I have to take her bird hunting?” he grumbled. “I’d feel a helluva lot better if her name were ‘Kay Haliburton.'”

  3. Just imagine the irony here. Dick Cheney gets involved in the campaign and paints governer Pick Perry to be a dope smoking, liberal, french, communist faggot. While Dick was taking all of his deferments when he couldn’t stay sober, poor old Rick Perry has stomping around in the rice paddies of Vietnam.

  4. [re=445855]Tommmcatt[/re]: Juli, being a girl, pays attention to the technical things and handles her cannister of 2-4-5 Trioxin very carefully so her threads never turn into zombies and eat the other threads.

  5. *Whew* Because I was totally confused by the comments on the Romney story. I thought I’d have to start hanging out at RedState or somethin’.

  6. [re=445834]SayItWithWookies[/re]: swallowed, dick, and spit all in the same short post?! Someone get me my fainting couches, I’m getting the vapors, I do say.

  7. Ha ha, I dare Dick Cheney to show his face at a KBH rally in Austin. I double-dog dare you, Dickie.

    Is that sound Cheney makes that of a duck or a penguin?

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