Wonkette
- HARRY REID DIVESTS HIMSELF FROM BODILY PRISON: Harry Reid said the most awesome thing in a press conference a little while ago: “Joe Lieberman is the least of Harry Reid’s problems.” That’s you, though; you are Harry Reid! And what are Harry Reid’s other problems? Because Joe Lieberman seems to be a significant problem of Harry Reid’s. It’s the clap, isn’t it? You got the clap. Goddamnit, Harry Reid. We can’t have these distractions right now! Pull yourself together, man. [TPM]
Harry Reid is channeling Bob Dole? Bob Dole doesn’t need this.
Harry Reid’s gonna enjoy this off-season. Harry Reid brought him some game like a muthafucka and Harry Reid don’t even want to hear all that noize about this and that. Hizzy Rizizzy got mizzad skizizells, you know like? And Harry Reid will tell suckas who or what else his problem may or MAY NOT be. Harry Reid ain’t even playing.
chascates: Close. It’s actually that he caught a rare strain of the clap from Bob Dole. Bob Dole needed it pretty bad.
Shoot him, Harry. Shoot him in the hay-id.
/Sordid Lives
He clearly has a Hairy Reed. And that can be a problem (ingrowns).
Today Joe Lieberman isn’t even the least of MY problems. Poor Harry Reid.
He actually said “If you are having cloture problems I feel bad for you son, Harry Reid’s got 99 problems but Joe Lieberman aint one.”
This was linked to from the TPM comments — apparently someone on Kos called Lieberman’s office and they said the media report is wrong — that Lieberman’s actually going to vote for cloture:
http://www.dailykos.com/comments/2009/10/27/14398/440/22#c22
As credible as any other source, really.
Harry Reid needs to give Joe Heeberman an atomic nutkick.
Harry Reid needs to “eliminate” Traitor Joe.
I hope he enjoys his own planet in his afterlife………and i hope it’s a long fucking way from here.
Harry Reid calls Lieberman the least of his problem, but to Lieberman it’s just a three way split decision for third place.
If only a shot of penicillin would cure us of the Lieberman.
also, if David Ickes doesn’t use this as evidence of Reid being reptilian, I will be very sad.
Ooh, somebody got the Third-Person Reach-Around Back-Hand Bitch-Slap. (® Patent Pending)
Snarkalicious: Bob Dole’s clap is a rare strain thanks to that goddamn Jerry he hooked-up with just outside Bologna back in ‘45.
Harry was not speaking in terms of significance, rather in terms of stature. As problems go, Joe ain’t got much. He’s just keeping his hand out as long as he can and trying to milk some badly needed publicity. Joe’s like the guy in the Tour de France who goes on a one-man breakaway 125 miles from the end of the stage — almost no chance of winning, but he spends most of the day on t.v. and the sponsor digs it. Maybe Joe has a pet highway project that he wants Harry to throw in; for a landsman, Joe seems rather pork-driven.
Joe is in a fix here, a bitch slap from Obama or Reid, or have to go home to his insurance industry whore of a wife every night for more bitch slapping!
Extemporanus: I’m confused…is that you, or Bob Dole’s calp talking?
Suprisingly Reid also went on to quote Tupac saying : “my mother always said If you cant find something to live for find something to die for” and “wars come and go, but my soldiers stay eternal”.
Snarkalicious: I am Bob’s complete lack of clapping ability.
Extemporanus: Could have been Bob Dole’s clap is a rare strain of anal condyloma thanks to that goddamn Bologna in the backside circa ‘45.
lawrenceofthedesert:
What is this Tour De France you speak of, commie! Murrican sports only!
Reid is actually right, this time. Joe has been so unreliable on the big things, that he was written off, long ago. I’m glad he’s tossing Joe aside. You can only worry about what you have any semblence of control over.
lawrenceofthedesert: oui…Thomas Volkler..